June 25, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 25, 2015 13:44:47 Posted at June 25, 2015 13:44:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Astrid! Congratulations! Alex just told me what happened yesterday – you were called to the Bar and you’re a real lawyer now! Also you look super f-cking cute in that outfit.  Full Story

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Channing Tatum covers the new issue of PEOPLE.

Sexy, Sweet, Stripperific!

That’s how the online headline reads. And then he goes on to talk about how much his wife and daughter mean to him; he also shares that his proudest moment in life was watching Jenna Dewan give birth and that the first thing he does every morning when he wakes up is check on his baby. Isn’t that so sexy, sweet, and stripperific?!?!

In the top corner…The Bachelorette.

I don’t watch this show, not one episode. But I do know that everyone’s losing their sh-t this week because she slept with one of the men. And is being slut-shamed for it. The quote that’s used for the inset is “Maybe I went too far”. Because she’s expected to apologise for being on a show about dating and having sex with one or maybe more of the men she’s supposed to, maybe, begin a serious relationship with.

The juxtaposition is glorious, non?

Yours in gossip,


Mimi is pre-engaged

June 24, 2015 21:18:28 Posted at June 24, 2015 21:18:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Mimi and James Packer, who’ve basically only been together for a week, like actually just a week, are already talking about marriage. First of all…what did I tell you yesterday? Click here Full Story

Michael Fassbender’s thumbs up

June 24, 2015 20:27:26 Posted at June 24, 2015 20:27:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Fassbender was photographed in London yesterday hanging out with friends. Fassbender’s been busy, working on the Steve Jobs movie earlier this year, then in Cannes to promote Macbeth, and production is now underway on X-Men: Apocalypse. And they’re saying much of the story will be about his character’s relationship with Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique. Full Story

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Father and son, hats and jackets

June 24, 2015 19:38:13 Posted at June 24, 2015 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My friend Lorella has this weird phobia about dressing the same. Like if we agree to meet somewhere, and she shows up in a black tee and jeans and I show up in a similar black tee and jeans (which is standard wardrobe for a lot of people), she’ll have a meltdown and might not be able to function. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 24, 2015 18:40:45 Posted at June 24, 2015 18:40:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations London! (Dlisted

Kit Harington for Robert Pattinson – is that 1 to 1 trade? (Just Jared

Judgy moms criticise Ryan Reynolds (Cele|bitchy

Ryan Gosling for the chickens (The Superficial

Richard Gere with his new girlfriend (Too Fab

Amal Clooney goes out with Stella McCartney (OK!

Marky Mark reunites with NKOTB (Pop Sugar

Katherine Heigl on Grey’s with McDreamy (I'm Not Obsessed

Janet: Ultimate Icon

June 24, 2015 16:59:39 Posted at June 24, 2015 16:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As previously rumoured, BET confirmed yesterday that Janet Jackson will indeed appear at Sunday’s BET Awards and she’ll be the first recipient of the Ultimate Icon: Music Dance Visual Award with a tribute featuring Tinashe, Jason Derulo, and Ciara. "This is Janet Jackson, people! We are excited beyond belief to present her with our inaugural ULTIMATE ICON: Music Dance Visual award and we are thrilled that she chose the BET Awards as the first step on her new road," said Stephen G. Full Story

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Chris Pine to replace Ryan Reynolds?

June 24, 2015 16:43:46 Posted at June 24, 2015 16:43:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

In a bold marketing move known as “straight up lying”, it’s probable that the news that Chris Pine will be playing Wonder Woman’s boytoy is a straight up lie, and that Pine is, in fact, going to play a superhero himself—the Green Lantern. Full Story

Gigi Hadid’s moment

June 24, 2015 16:27:25 Posted at June 24, 2015 16:27:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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On Saturday night Drake was in Atlanta, partying in yellow with Kanye West, 2Chainz, Future, and several other rappers (not all are included in these shots). Then he flew home to Toronto to surprise his friend P Reign at the MMVAs. But there may have been another motivation? Drake wasn’t planning on staying long after his appearance at the show. Full Story

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Chris Martin & Kylie Minogue

June 24, 2015 15:36:33 Posted at June 24, 2015 15:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Martin and Kylie Minogue went for a late night walk together on Sunday night/Monday morning in London. She had just played a show at Hyde Park and the two were papped arm in arm around 1:30am. The Daily Mail has exclusive rights to these shots until this evening; I didn’t want to wait until tomorrow to write about it so click here Full Story