Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong

June 12, 2015 13:55:06 Posted at June 12, 2015 13:55:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was one of those dumb f-cking c-nts. I was a believer. I kept believing, right up to the very, very end. Right up until USADA charged him in October 2012. I’ve written about it before. How much I wanted to hang on to the idea that Lance Armstrong was possible. I read all the books. Then, afterwards, after I had to give that up, I read Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race (which I obsessed over for weeks). Full Story

June 12, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 12, 2015 13:40:36 Posted at June 12, 2015 13:40:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A generous donor has put up $100,000 in matching funds in support of Covenant House Vancouver. This means that every dollar you give will be DOUBLED. And that makes a huge difference in the lives of young women like Jennie. I worked with Jennie when I was a full-time development officer at Covenant House a few years ago. Full Story

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posted new photos of Leonardo DiCaprio kissing his new model bonafide Kelly Rohrbach. They’re on a bike. You’ve seen it before. And even is taking shots at him now. Read that article. Read how they describe his “dad bod”. And point out how with Leo, it’s always a pattern: blonde, bike, rinse, repeat. As Tina and Amy said, “Like a supermodel’s vagina, please give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio”.

Does it get embarrassing for him? Or does he wear it with honour? I think he wears it with honour. I think Leonardo DiCaprio is more Entourage than Entourage. That the only difference between him and Vincent Chase is that he can actually act. And if you’re a fan of his you might say – that’s a MAJOR difference and it makes all the difference. Is it? Does it? When was Entourage ever about acting? Entourage was always about everything BUT acting. Which kind of adds up to nothing.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

June 11, 2015 20:10:15 Posted at June 11, 2015 20:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry again about the gossip service interruption today. Still trying to deal with my busted air card which basically means rage-texting Jacek every five minutes. We will be back to normal tomorrow. In the meantime I’m apologising to you with more photos of Jennifer Lawrence but, really, her bodyguard.

Nicki Minaj keeps talking sh-t about her ex (Dlisted

Brooklyn Beckham’s second magazine cover  (Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch might get a medal this month (Cele|bitchy)

Does Kanye West take off on his wife whenever she’s pregnant? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I hate this dress that Jenna Dewan is wearing (Hollywood Tuna)

Good leather belt on Jessica Alba (Popoholic)  

If you get married on a plane are you allowed to have sex in the bathroom? (Romance Beat

This jumpsuit is the WORST (Go Fug Yourself

You have the right to do this. I won’t judge you. I just won’t join you. Is that ok? (College Candy)

Smutty Social Media, Thursday June 11, 2015

June 11, 2015 19:44:22 Posted at June 11, 2015 19:44:22
Maria Posted by Maria
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Newborn Nicole

June 11, 2015 16:58:51 Posted at June 11, 2015 16:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ Rick Diamond/ Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ John Shearer/ Getty Images

A quick note before we get to this post… My air card is f-cking up today. To clarify: Jacek f-cked it up. So my connection is unreliable and I’m trying to get this sorted. So sorry for any inconvenience. I’ll post as soon as I can as often as I can. Now… The CMT Music Awards happened last night in Nashville. Full Story

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Thor answers phones for the Ghostbusters

June 11, 2015 15:52:05 Posted at June 11, 2015 15:52:05
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The female-lead Ghostbusters movie is slated to start filming this summer, and as such, casting is underway. Last night, director Paul Feig announced on Twitter that Chris Hemsworth will appear in the movie in the “Janine” role, playing the Ghostbusters’ receptionist.   Our receptionist. Full Story

Prince Harry Salutes

June 11, 2015 15:23:11 Posted at June 11, 2015 15:23:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

Prince Harry joined Prime Minister David Cameron at the unveiling of the Bastion Memorial today to honour those who lost their lives in Afghanistan where Harry was stationed for two tours. As I’ve repeated many times, Harry is the best rep for the family right now. He always shows up for the veterans. Full Story

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Hollywood Reporter Drama Actress Roundtable 2015

June 11, 2015 14:34:47 Posted at June 11, 2015 14:34:47
Duana Posted by Duana

Man oh man, is it good to be The Hollywood Reporter this year. That is, they’re doing what they always do - including the actresses who are most likely to get an Emmy nomination or to be discussed if they don’t get an Emmy nomination – but these women are the most interesting we’ve had in years. Full Story

The Bodyguard, by request

June 11, 2015 14:15:58 Posted at June 11, 2015 14:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We open today with shots of Jennifer Lawrence and her bodyguard in New York by request from many of you who’ve come to enjoy the value he adds to her pictures. These images might be the best ones we’ve had of him to date. Even without the dog. But the dog doesn’t hurt. Look at that face. Full Story

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