Friday, April 1, 2016

Dear Gossips,

You didn’t think I’d be opening the blog today with anyone other than Beyoncé, did you? It’s my husband’s birthday, and I’m STILL opening on Beyoncé. Because while we were all waiting for this album to drop, yesterday Beyoncé decided to give us Ivy Park.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 19:36:54 April 1, 2016 19:36:54

Temporary cure for shame? (Dlisted

Loki reads the weather (Just Jared

Amal Clooney in a red dress (Cele|bitchy

Britney and Jamie Lynn in Hawaii (TooFab

Adele and her lookalike (Pop Sugar

Apparently it’s bikini season (The Superficial

Are you paying attention yet? (Hollywood Tuna

I cannot decide if I like this dress …but I do love the lip (Go Fug Yourself

A celebrity April Fools’ roundup (Pajiba

Gwen’s “girl”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 19:28:33 April 1, 2016 19:28:33
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Richie Buxo/ Splash News

I am not good at pranks, like coming up with them. At the same time, I’m judgy about them. Taking someone’s underwear drawer and dispersing the contents on the lawn isn’t funny to me. To me it’s weak and unimaginative and boring. My favourite today, because I really wanted it to be true, and kinda fell for it because I’m an idiot, was this one Full Story

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Taylor falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 17:08:01 April 1, 2016 17:08:01
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SPW/ Splash News

Yesterday Beyoncé gave us a shot of herself running on the treadmill, in WEDGE HEELS. That’s the Beyoncé brand. Of course she runs and works out in wedge heels. Practically it makes sense, since when she’s on stage, she’s handling choreography in heels all the time. Full Story

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What it means to “Leo”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 15:56:37 April 1, 2016 15:56:37

It’s April Fools’ Day. So all kinds of pranks are showing up on the internet. Oxford Dictionaries is getting in on it too. Most of them are kind of lame. But then there’s this one, a new verb: Leo, verb to achieve something after years of trying: “I feel like I’ve Leoed this morning; I finally passed my driving test. Full Story

Who gets Kanye’s credit?

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at April 1, 2016 14:45:48 April 1, 2016 14:45:48
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Ben Rose/ Getty Images

Hiring someone just because you love a song is so Kanye. If you've been following the social media whereabouts of Mr. West, you would know that he declared Justin Bieber's What Do You Mean his favourite song of 2015 and he's even been spotted Full Story

Idris’s 5 minutes on Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 14:27:19 April 1, 2016 14:27:19

Idris Elba is tired of talking about being James Bond. I’m tired of writing about it. But he covers the new issue if UK Esquire and, well, they talk about Bond. And he’s willing to. Sort of. Full Story

The Intervention

Duana Posted by Duana at April 1, 2016 13:45:45 April 1, 2016 13:45:45
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WENN

Scandal Season 5 Episode 16 recap Hands up if you only really woke up when Mellie read Mean Tweets about herself. That woman is a ray of sunshine, and if Marcus’s only purpose on this show is to get her out of her head and onto the Jimmy Kimmel stage, then he has fulfilled his destiny. Because let’s be honest, he doesn’t actually have one at Pope & Associates, and everyone knows it. Full Story

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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Something is happening. Something BEYONCÉ is happening. I can’t concentrate. I can’t sit still. I feel anxious. I feel euphoric. I feel everything. It’s Beyoncé, of course. Who else would it/could it be? Beyoncé is the only artist right now who has become a self-contained EVENT.  Read Full Intro