Johnny Depp: Grammys not Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2016 16:40:02 February 4, 2016 16:40:02
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Johnny Depp was not nominated for an Oscar. You think Amber Heard was more disappointed than he was? Well, she definitely gets to go to the Grammys now. Does that help? The Recording Academy announced this morning that The Hollywood Vampires will perform at the Grammys on Monday, February 15th. Full Story

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Louis CK’s surprise new show, “Horace and Pete”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 4, 2016 16:09:50 February 4, 2016 16:09:50

On Saturday Louis CK released a new show on his website with absolutely no fuss or fanfare. For five dollars you can buy the first episode of Horace and Pete directly from CK (over here, if you’re interested). This first episode is sixty-seven minutes long, and the setup on the site makes it look like there might be four in total, but there is zero official information on how many episodes there will be, or even when the next one will premiere. Full Story

George Clooney’s 25 minute proposal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2016 15:58:43 February 4, 2016 15:58:43
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George Clooney broadcast his Venice wedding to Amal Clooney in Vanity Fair, PEOPLE, Hello!, and VOGUE. So, like, not exactly private. Now he’s telling us via Ellen DeGeneres about how he proposed to Amal. It was 25 minutes long. At one point he uses the word “horrible”. And at the end, because it took her so long to process that he was actually asking her to marry him, he had to tell her that he’s 52 years old with a bad back and could she please answer? Normally when someone goes on a talk show, like, oh, say, Channing Tatum, and gives you all kinds of romantic details about his wife, by the end of the story, all the women in the audience are freaking out and crying and throwing themselves on the ground from all the longing. Full Story

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Rihanna plays with George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2016 14:59:22 February 4, 2016 14:59:22

Rihanna and George Clooney are on Ellen today. We’ll get to him later. Right now, let’s talk about her. And their game of Never Have I Ever. The video is below …and it’s pretty cute. It’s cute because whenever George claims he’s never done something, usually sexual, she looks over him all like, whatever George, as IF you’ve never sent a nude selfie. Full Story

Millennials: The Movie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 3, 2016 20:40:19 February 3, 2016 20:40:19

A trailer was just released for a movie starring Miles Teller and Anna Kendrick called Get A Job. It’s about a couple of college grads struggling to get by in a dicey job market and with a crushing burden of student loan debt, but with a rom-com spin. There’s a lot in this trailer I recognize. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2016 19:19:38 February 3, 2016 19:19:38

Mom and dad are dicks, fine. But aren’t teenagers assholes too? (Dlisted)  

I love this Selena Gomez photo shoot (Just Jared

Tori Spelling’s new job (Cele|bitchy

Unfortunately there’s no Beyonce or Bruno Mars in Chris Martin’s Carpool Karaoke (TooFab)

Elizabeth Banks’s new role (Evil Beet

So I guess none of those scandals had any long-term effects. Great. (The Superficial

I think this is the most clothes this woman has ever worn (Hollywood Tuna

HATE this dress on Penelope Cruz (Go Fug Yourself

Umm…I might be SO into this show (Jezebel

Brad Pitt’s calisthenics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2016 18:26:21 February 3, 2016 18:26:21
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This is Brad Pitt, a few days ago, shooting War Machine in Paris. His character is going for a run. This film is for Netflix and has been described as a “satirical comedy”. These are the first photos I’ve seen that suggest it. Brad Pitt has a great gait. And pays a lot of attention, in his way, as we’ve seen, to personal style. Full Story

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The NuGhostbusters have names now

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 3, 2016 17:54:24 February 3, 2016 17:54:24

A new website for Ghostbusters launched today, and it includes character portraits of the new, all-female team, and their hot male secretary. You can check out the photos below, and if anyone can explain how to make my hair be like Kate McKinnon’s, please do. Full Story