May 20, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 20, 2015 14:31:18 Posted at May 20, 2015 14:31:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt! Happy 32nd Birthday with love from Saraah who wants me to give you sh-t about not being surprised about your second baby because she was shocked. Here are Anna Kendrick and Miley Cyrus from your Five List. Also, can you believe it’s been over a year since we met in San Francisco?   Full Story

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Dear Gossips,

If you’re in Canada returning from the long weekend, we posted a few articles yesterday so please scroll down to get caught up.

I had a deadline last night which seriously cut into my Brandon Flowers creeping time. The album is out now. And I have a flight later so he’s coming with me to LA. He, however, will not be in LA because he’s been in the UK the last few days. Plays a show tonight in Dublin. On Friday he performed on Graham Norton. After the song was done, he was invited to join the couch, next to comedian Michael McIntyre. Who could not get over that face. It is a spectacular face. So spectacular that Michael, well, he couldn’t contain himself. It’s almost like …he’s confused by it. Like he can’t quite believe it. The expression on his face is hilarious. Start at 3:45 below to get right to the interview if you don’t want to sit through the singing. BUT WHY NOT???

Just indulge me for a couple more weeks. As my friends have pointed out often, I’m fickle. My crushes never last long. Sooner or later I’ll see him in a pair of pants I don’t like and it’ll be over.

Yours in gossip,


Charlize & Sean at the Life Ball

May 19, 2015 20:39:32 Posted at May 19, 2015 20:39:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Thomas Niedermueller/ Nigel Treblin/ Life Ball 2015/ Getty Images

Charlize Theron left Cannes to attend the Life Ball in Vienna on the weekend. I was surprised to see her there. Because, you know, the Life Ball, though important and for a good cause, doesn’t normally attract such A listers. It’s typically Hollywood Ebola Hilton. Or Kanye West’s wife. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Tuesday May 19, 2015

May 19, 2015 20:08:42 Posted at May 19, 2015 20:08:42
Maria Posted by Maria
Christopher Peterson/ Splash News

Taylor Swift’s brother, Austin, posted some photos from the BMA after party. That’s Taylor, Calvin Harris, party host Ed Sheeran and a few members of 1D. But certainly not the member of 1D. Harry Styles left town and skipped the after parties. And Taylor successfully friend collected his bandmates, if only for a night. Full Story

Pine & Bloom

May 19, 2015 19:50:06 Posted at May 19, 2015 19:50:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not the name of a new hipster restaurant… Chris Pine was photographed having a kissy lunch in Hollywood the other day. Her name is Vail Bloom. Never heard of her in my life. But apparently she’s on a reality show called Vanderpump Rules. Never heard of it in my life. The point is he has a new girlfriend. Full Story

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Zoe & Yasiin

May 19, 2015 19:22:03 Posted at May 19, 2015 19:22:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Famflynet, Gotcha Images/ Splash News

Zoe Kravitz and Yasiin Bey, aka Mos Def, were photographed shopping together in Cannes the other day. Zoe’s at the festival for Mad Max. Yasiin was at the Amy premiere the other night. I wrote about the Amy Winehouse documentary the other day (click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 19, 2015 18:39:10 Posted at May 19, 2015 18:39:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OF COURSE he had a secret wife! (Dlisted)

Mimi’s Vision Of Love on Kimmel (Just Jared

The polarising dress at Cannes? (Cele|bitchy

Rumer Willis’s dancing freestyle (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Models in white in Cannes (Hollywood Tuna

Can’t go wrong with a summer shirt dress (Popoholic)  

Obsessed with this Gwen Stefani outfit (Go Fug Yourself

Maya Rudolph’s hilarious Tulane commencement speech (Jezebel

Gwyneth believes in “having sex”

May 19, 2015 17:30:05 Posted at May 19, 2015 17:30:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow’s “crazy fit” body covers the new issue of Women’s Health. I love those bikini bottoms on the cover. I don’t know how practical they are, but they’re cute. And styling them with a grey cropped tee works too. As for the excerpts that have been released so far, G talks about her schedule – drop off the kids, dance cardio, work on GOOP – and her diet. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult’s mutant summer

May 19, 2015 16:07:38 Posted at May 19, 2015 16:07:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
CJ/ Splash News

Yesterday while procrastinating on deadline and messing around on the internet (OK fine, creeping Brandon Flowers), I somehow came across this page, about whether or not Jennifer Lawrence could be the new Thor. Please don’t ask me how I went from Brandon Flowers to Jennifer Lawrence as Thor because I don’t even know the answer, the internet is a wild thing. Full Story

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Chris Pratt’s GQ face

May 19, 2015 15:49:44 Posted at May 19, 2015 15:49:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Leading up to Jurassic World, Chris Pratt covers the June issue of GQ, and once again, they have made him look like Not Chris Pratt. This happened last year with GQ as well. It’s something about the hair, I think? The height on his hair makes his head look huge. Full Story