This is not helping the way you think it’s helping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 19:28:09 May 17, 2017 19:28:09
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PEOPLE just published an “exclusive” on Johnny Depp today. The headline: Johnny Depp Is Dating Again After Divorce and Staying 'Focused' Amid Financial Crisis, Source Says Here’s what else the source says: “He is taking work seriously and seems healthy,” a source close to the actor tells PEOPLE in the new issue. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 18:55:29 May 17, 2017 18:55:29

A psychic blind riddle, bad fillers, and penis rigidity after weed on this week’s Sasha Answers.

Maybe Lindsay Lohan will finally make it on the show? (Dlisted) 

I haven’t seen this video, but why would Jennifer Lawrence have to apologise for it? (Just Jared) 

Yes, confirmed. Big G WILL disrupt his aunt’s wedding and make it all about himself (Cele|bitchy) 

Avocado toast is very controversial. You know what should be more controversial? Raisins. First there should be controversy, then they should be BANNED. (Refinery29) 

Did Gisele Bundchen just kick off an NFL inquiry? (TMZ) 

Harry Styles’s monologue…didn’t suck? (TooFab) 

Whose red dress was your favourite? I’m going with Tracee Ellis Ross, obviously. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Why the Kardashians are losing viewers (Jezebel) 

Boogie Nights is 20 years old – and Titanic too! (Pajiba) 

The first Must-See reboot

Maria Posted by Maria at May 17, 2017 15:17:27 May 17, 2017 15:17:27

Finally, fans have gotten their wish and a late 90s/early aughts Must-See TV show is getting a reboot. No, it’s not Friends. Or Seinfeld. It’s Will & Grace. We were asking for this? According to everyone involved, yes. The cast reunited for an election video in 2016 Full Story

May 17, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 13:14:58 May 17, 2017 13:14:58
Vera Anderson/ Mike Pont/ Andrew Toth/ Alexander Tamargo/ Bob Levey/ Christopher Polk

Teresa! Congratulations on being admitted to the masters program! Sam, Myrna, and Heather are so proud of you. Thank you so much for your commitment to improving mental health for low-income families. You WILL make a difference. By request here are Chance The Rapper, Josh Charles, Matt Damon, George Springer, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris. Full Story