Blame it on the X-x-x-x-Xenu

Maria Posted by Maria at January 7, 2016 15:45:44 January 7, 2016 15:45:44
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Can you believe it’s been almost 10 years since Tom Cruise presented Katie Holmes, ahem Kate Holmes, in Rome? It was April, springtime. Love bloomed. Contracts were signed, allegedly. Then there was the summer of 2012, when Katie pulled off one of the greatest surprises in gossip history. Full Story

Sandra Bullock after the holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2016 15:12:40 January 7, 2016 15:12:40
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Check out Sandra Bullock accepting her People’s Choice Favourite Movie Actress award last night. Last year was a good one for Sandy, even if professionally there were some stumbles. Well, one major stumble – Our Brand Is Crisis was a flop. Still, I feel like Sandy didn’t wear it as much as other actors have to wear their movie bombs. Full Story

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January 7, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2016 14:46:52 January 7, 2016 14:46:52

For Lauren W from Kerry – Happy Birthday and Congratulations on finishing grad school! I was also asked for some Monkey analysis for Chinese New Year. Not sure yet. Ma is trying to get to the readings but it all depends on how she feels, health-wise. If I can, I’ll let you know as soon as I do. Full Story

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I was just namechecking the Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, Conan ride along yesterday! (Click here for a refresher!) And then they did another one! They just posted it last night – see below.  Read Full Intro

Gigi, followed by Zayn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2016 22:43:32 January 6, 2016 22:43:32
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Someone emailed me yesterday after this post about how these two must be a fake couple and that Gigi Hadid is using Zayn Malik to further her career. Um, if anyone is furthering anyone’s career, he’s the one who’s benefitting. Please remember that Zayn’s the one who left One Direction and has yet to prove that he can go solo, that right now, he’s trying to be Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, January 6, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at January 6, 2016 22:12:00 January 6, 2016 22:12:00

Patton Oswalt and Ricky Gervais don’t want medals or awards, just a bit of recognition for their heroics. I'm the Rosa Parks of laughing at people who compare themselves to Rosa Parks. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 6, 2016 Full Story

Matt Damon is coming for Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2016 21:54:18 January 6, 2016 21:54:18
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That might be a little wishful thinking from Sarah and me. But… well… you decide. Matt Damon was in New York last night to accept the Best Actor Award from the National Board of Review. Earlier today, I posted about how he credited Sly Stallone for his career – click here Full Story

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Nick Jonas is still on Kate Hudson’s rotation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2016 21:23:15 January 6, 2016 21:23:15
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It was in late September that TMZ broke the story that Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas were hooking up. Click here for a refresher. It’s a new year…but it’s still happening. TMZ has these shots of them together at a Stabucks at Mammoth Mountain resort hanging out: Kate Hudson & Nick Jonas -- Whole Latte Love on the Slopes (PHOTOS) https://t.co/uWf609zevO Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2016 19:36:01 January 6, 2016 19:36:01

Money solves everything, even sexism (Dlisted

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are basically passing notes in class now (Just Jared

Eddie Redmayne’s fighting Leo’s bear with his bank account (Cele|bitchy)

OMG please don’t ever break up (TooFab)

Does Jessica Simpson look really… intense… in these photos? (TMZ)

It’s a new year and Lindsay Lohan is still being bankrolled by…someone (The Superficial

Not that I know her all that well but I didn’t actually recognise her here (Hollywood Tuna

I don’t hate Caitlyn Jenner’s new bangs (Go Fug Yourself

I LOVE this Kanye West video (OK!)

Midday Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2016 19:00:11 January 6, 2016 19:00:11

It’s Wednesday. Midweek. I’m writing this midday. Am about to start our live episode of The Social, then I have to head up to shoot etalk, and finish up several blog posts, and I have an appointment tonight, and I need to go for a run later, so there are still hours, and hours, and hours to go. Full Story