November 19, 2015 โ€“ Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 14:57:34 November 19, 2015 14:57:34

Andrea! You are LOVED! There were three separate shout-out requests that came in for you from Ginny and Gus, Lori, and Anne. So here’s a very loud, in unison… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Also, all of them mentioned Jared Grey? Um, you are welcome for that. Because I’m totally taking credit. Full Story

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you noticed how often Charlie Sheen publicly accuses women of lying? He’s accused Denise Richards of lying. He’s accused Brooke Mueller of lying. He’s accused several ex-girlfriends of lying. And now he’s accusing one of his former “goddesses” Bree Olson of lying.  Read Full Intro

Mimiโ€™s office space

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 22:23:31 November 18, 2015 22:23:31

Occasionally there will be someone who emails me all huffy about my posts on Mimi, accusing me of exaggerating the Mimi. There is no exaggeration. This is a woman who travels exclusively by Rolls Royce, wheelchair, cherry picker, or the arms of her bodyguard. This is a woman who will downside the physical effort of existing whenever possible. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, November 18, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at November 18, 2015 22:11:26 November 18, 2015 22:11:26

When you were a kid, did your parents ever threaten to put coal in your stocking? This is the adult equivalent of coal. Be good or I’ll put a Rita Ora calendar in your stocking.   'My official 2016 Calendar is on sale or buy on line at www.danilo.com OHHHH YEAH! Best Xmas Present ever! Exclusive photos never been seen before!! Booooyyyaaaaa ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿค—โค๏ธ Full Story

Kung Fu Keanu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 21:51:14 November 18, 2015 21:51:14
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Keanu Reeves was shooting John Wick 2 in New York last night. Have you seen John Wick? It’s SO good. It’s funny, and not in the way that Jesse Eisenberg tries to be funny in Clevertown, where the password is an inside joke and inclusivity is an infectious disease that the privileged have vaccinated themselves against. Full Story

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Jesse Eisenberg or James Franco?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 20:55:38 November 18, 2015 20:55:38
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Duana texted me this morning. First: Everyone else has caught up to us on Jesse Eisenberg, I guess And then: Someone posted “so Jesse Eisenberg is a dick, eh?" with a link to his shouts and murmurs column Will you promise to come back after you click here Full Story

The Huntsman: Winterโ€™s War looks good-ish?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 18, 2015 20:06:47 November 18, 2015 20:06:47
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Lainey and I have been going back and forth for the last few days about The Huntsman: Winter’s War. I think it has the potential to be Pan levels of bad—no one is asking for this movie, and the first entry into the franchise, Snow White and the Huntsman, was only okay. It’s not like this is expanding from a smash hit widely popular movie. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 19:35:29 November 18, 2015 19:35:29

Oh the visions I have now. Oh the positions I have in my mind now. (Dlisted

Gwen Stefani on the red flags she ignored when she was married (Just Jared

If you don’t know Bella Thorne, she’s giving you blind items to introduce herself to you (Cele|bitchy

Harry Styles does not have a poker face (TooFab) 

The Michael Phelps comeback story just got pregnant (TMZ

Justin Bieber avoided Charlie Sheen (The Superficial

Kate Hudson’s flexibility (Hollywood Tuna)  

I don’t love Lea Seydoux’s dress…but she’s wearing the f-ck out of it (Go Fug Yourself)  

More babies (Gossip Girl
 

Will it ever be JT?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 18:07:04 November 18, 2015 18:07:04

Adam Levine was the first musician to be named the Sexiest Man Alive. Not a fan. I don’t love Justin Timberlake but I can get behind the idea that he’d have made more sense than Adam f-cking Levine. JT however has yet to hold the title. Would he say yes? I mean, obviously. Obviously he’d want it. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey on Saturday night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 17:08:59 November 18, 2015 17:08:59
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Matthew McConaughey is in New York this week rehearsing for Saturday Night Live. He’s hosting this weekend with musical guest Adele. It’ll be his second time. The first time was in 2003 before he decided to remodel his career. Before he became Matthew McConaughey, Best Actor Oscar winner which people are still getting used to, as evidenced by John Oliver’s joke on Last Week Tonight a couple of episodes ago when he was talking about What The F-ck reality in 2015 and Matthew’s name came up. Full Story

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