Worst of 2015: Precious Jesse Eisenberg

Maria Posted by Maria at December 31, 2015 16:23:38 December 31, 2015 16:23:38
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It’s no surprise that Jesse Eisenberg is a prickly dick -- there have been signs that he’s a condescending jerk since 2013. Sure, everyone says stupid things from time to time. I’m a huge forgiver of a one-off soundbite because I imagine if anyone followed me around with a microphone, even in my work life, I’d have a lot of apologizing to do. Full Story

The Top 10 Films of 2015

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 31, 2015 15:36:00 December 31, 2015 15:36:00

Anomalisa This is Charlie Kaufman’s sophomore directorial effort, seven years in the making and with an assist by Duke Johnson, who directed Community’s animated episodes. Anomalisa is a flat-out astounding film, where stop-motion puppets peel their faces off but also enact realistic and intimate love scenes, and it swings from one of the single funniest lines of dialogue this year to one of the most painful break-ups. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2015 20:31:04 December 30, 2015 20:31:04

What I Can’t Ariana Grande and a raccoon have in common (Dlisted)

Rumpled Bradley Cooper is still giving gifts (Just Jared)

Is there an ego problem at Castle Cambridge? (Cele|bitchy)

Of course, look who else is in St Barts (TooFab)

There’s a rumour that Jennifer Garner is dating Patrick Dempsey which is bullsh-t but I wish it wasn’t (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Got the feels for old school Harrison Ford (Pop Sugar)

But it’s a really ugly dress  (Popoholic)

Bill Cosby goes to court (TMZ)

Bran is back – and older – on Game Of Thrones (Pajiba)

Best of 2015: Jon Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2015 18:50:47 December 30, 2015 18:50:47
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Do you miss Jon Stewart? I do. And I don’t. I don’t because Trevor Noah deserves a chance to grow into the role and it can’t be easy to build your own situation when your predecessor is such a beloved institution. Also I don’t because John Oliver’s show is sooooo f-cking good. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender is really going for it in Assassin’s Creed

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 30, 2015 18:36:55 December 30, 2015 18:36:55

Just under a year from now, Michael Fassbender will attempt to break the video game curse with an adaptation of the video game Assassin’s Creed. The film wrapped principal photography just before Christmas, so we’re starting to see images from the movie, giving us some idea of what Fassy will look like as a medieval assassin caught up in a shadow war with the Knights Templar. Full Story

Best of 2015: Taraji P Henson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2015 17:24:00 December 30, 2015 17:24:00
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USA Today has named Taraji P Henson the Entertainer of the Year. I love this choice. I suspect Duana might love this choice, not only because it’s Taraji, but because Taraji’s accomplishment is directly tied to television. Usually these titles are bestowed upon the actors in the movies. Full Story

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Marky Mark is the MOST MAN in Daddy’s Home

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 30, 2015 16:23:52 December 30, 2015 16:23:52
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I suppose it’s only fair, since Point Break turned out to be entertaining almost in spite of itself, that the other wide-release non-Star Wars option at the cineplex this holiday season, Daddy’s Home, is exactly as bad as you think it is. Full Story

Leo Watch: the boys are there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2015 16:02:44 December 30, 2015 16:02:44
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It’ll be Leo Watch until February 28, the night of the Oscars, when we finally find out whether or not getting f-cked but not really by a manga bear gets him his Best Actor. But first … New Year’s Eve. In St Barts. Surrounded by his boys. Here’s Leo out for dinner last night with the ever-faithful Lukas Haas. Full Story