Team Jackie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 19:59:56 February 6, 2017 19:59:56
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Maybe we disagree about the Super Bowl. Or whether or not Prince Harry will marry Meghan Markle. But here’s something we can all agree on, I promise. Jackie Chan is a giant of Chinese cinema. Full Story

The Guardian’s golden villainess

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 6, 2017 18:10:35 February 6, 2017 18:10:35

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 also threw up an “extended” spot online following their in-game ad during the Super Bowl, and of all the movies advertised during the game, this one went over the best. (I thought more people would be into Logan but consensus in the room was that it looks “depressing”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 17:27:44 February 6, 2017 17:27:44

Who are Beyoncé’s special guests??? I feel like Chloe x Halle could make an appearance. And… Jack White? (Dlisted) 

What Sean Spicer thought of Melissa McCarthy’s impression (Just Jared) 

David Beckham wants to be a knight real bad (Cele|bitchy) 

Mimi and Dem Babies on the red carpet (TooFab) 

Tom Hardy was cheering for the Falcons yesterday because of his dog (TMZ) 

Henry Cavill working out in the pool… is not as attractive as you think it might be (The Superficial) 

A semen fountain is where HBO draws the line (Pajiba) 

I loved this dress on Dakota Johnson (Go Fug Yourself) 

Duana’s happiest moment during the Super Bowl (Jezebel) 

Transformers 5: Metal Gear Nonsense

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 6, 2017 16:02:15 February 6, 2017 16:02:15
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Transformers: The Last Knight aired a TV spot during the Super Bowl and then released an “extended look” online, so just in case thirty seconds inside a trash compactor isn’t enough for you, you can watch the 54-second extended spot for maximum noise and nonsense. Or you can just go to the nearest actual trash compactor and watch that run through a cycle and experience the same exact thing. Full Story

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Tom Brady: QB1 is a Snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 15:21:13 February 6, 2017 15:21:13
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Tom Brady and the New England Patriots made history last night, coming back from a major deficit in the second half and, in Brady’s case, proving that the word “enough” doesn’t apply to some people. Full Story

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Pirates Of The Caribbean 5: Johnny Depp needs money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 14:38:59 February 6, 2017 14:38:59

So many movie trailers during the Super Bowl, including a new one for Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, aka Johnny Depp needs money. It’s not that expectations were never high for Pirates 5 given how much money it cost to make. Full Story

Melissa McCarthy stole SNL

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 6, 2017 14:29:45 February 6, 2017 14:29:45
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Kristen Stewart did a solid job hosting SNL, but Melissa McCarthy stole the show—arguably the whole season—with her impression of Press Secretary Sean Spicer. There had been no word that McCarthy was coming on, so it was a total surprise, which quickly gave way to a vengeful kind of delight when it became immediately clear that McCarthy’s impression isn’t just a stunt. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is “so gay”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 14:02:10 February 6, 2017 14:02:10
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When it was announced a few weeks ago that Kristen Stewart would be hosting Saturday Night Live, I wrote that I was excited, excited because I thought she was ready, ready to claim all that’s been said about her over the last decade, and laugh at her public persona, and then “swing the conversation in a new direction”. Full Story

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