Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 16:46:03 May 18, 2017 16:46:03

I NEED THIS!!! (Dlisted) 

I’m a dirty perv so, for me, “magical blanket” means something other than how Ian Somerhalder intended (Cele|bitchy) 

Katy Perry’s head on a platter (Just Jared) 

Is this the downside of having too many jobs? (TooFab) 

I didn’t love the feathers on Julianne Moore’s dress. But she did bring the drama last night (Go Fug Yourself) 

Remember what I said yesterday about Brad Pitt’s lying down angle? (Hollywood Tuna) 

I don’t care about the breasts. I’m too offended by the hair. (Popoholic) 

Celebrity Real Estate: Chris Rock’s house is Brooklyn (Evil Beet) 

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hold hands in New York (Pop Sugar) 

The Cannes princess dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 14:42:39 May 18, 2017 14:42:39
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You know what makes me crazy? When people make fashion calls without considering what the event is. An outfit for the Oscars is not an outfit for the VMAs. The Emmys and the MET Gala are not the same. You can wear the most beautiful classic ball gown but if you see one at the MET Gala when the theme is in honour of Rei Kawakubo and you tell me it’s your Best Dressed, I will not want to talk fashion with you ever again. Full Story

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Wonderstruck in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2017 13:36:48 May 18, 2017 13:36:48
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Have you seen Far From Heaven? I just checked – Far From Heaven is 15 year old this year. I loved Far From Heaven. Like many others, it’s my favourite Todd Hayne’s film. Todd Haynes’s last film was Carol which was not nominated for Best Picture and was considered one of the major snubs of the Oscars in 2016. Full Story

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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Dear Gossips,

The 70th Cannes Film Festival begins today. Sofia Coppola’s new film, The Beguiled, will be screening in competition for the Palme d’Or before its theatrical release on June 23. In support of The Beguiled, Sofia and Kirsten Dunst are on the cover of the new issue of Variety  Read Full Intro

This is not helping the way you think it’s helping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 19:28:09 May 17, 2017 19:28:09
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PEOPLE just published an “exclusive” on Johnny Depp today. The headline: Johnny Depp Is Dating Again After Divorce and Staying 'Focused' Amid Financial Crisis, Source Says Here’s what else the source says: “He is taking work seriously and seems healthy,” a source close to the actor tells PEOPLE in the new issue. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2017 18:55:29 May 17, 2017 18:55:29

A psychic blind riddle, bad fillers, and penis rigidity after weed on this week’s Sasha Answers.

Maybe Lindsay Lohan will finally make it on the show? (Dlisted) 

I haven’t seen this video, but why would Jennifer Lawrence have to apologise for it? (Just Jared) 

Yes, confirmed. Big G WILL disrupt his aunt’s wedding and make it all about himself (Cele|bitchy) 

Avocado toast is very controversial. You know what should be more controversial? Raisins. First there should be controversy, then they should be BANNED. (Refinery29) 

Did Gisele Bundchen just kick off an NFL inquiry? (TMZ) 

Harry Styles’s monologue…didn’t suck? (TooFab) 

Whose red dress was your favourite? I’m going with Tracee Ellis Ross, obviously. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Why the Kardashians are losing viewers (Jezebel) 

Boogie Nights is 20 years old – and Titanic too! (Pajiba)