The Johnny Depp Makeover

April 22, 2015 14:12:53 Posted at April 22, 2015 14:12:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stories about Johnny Depp haven’t been so positive lately. His last few films have been sh-t. He hurt his hand while in Australia shooting Pirates 5, but not actually when he was shooting Pirates 5. And there are a lot of rumours about how it actually happened, where it happened, his state of mind when it went down. Full Story

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Dear Gossips,

There’s a book coming out this week. It’s called We Oughta Know by Andrea Warner, considered to be one of the “strongest young voices in music journalism”. I previously highlighted Warner’s work last year when she wrote about the 25th anniversary of Milli Vanilli.  Read Full Intro

Scarjo & My Obsession

April 21, 2015 21:04:42 Posted at April 21, 2015 21:04:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m obsessed with My Obsession. Normally My Obsession would be first. But Scarlett Johansson isn’t normal. Oh My God, Scarlett Johansson. I’m obsessed with her too. You know what I said earlier about Blake Lively styling herself and not really having a cohesive vision about her wardrobe? Click here Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 21, 2015

April 21, 2015 20:33:27 Posted at April 21, 2015 20:33:27
Maria Posted by Maria

Rihanna was a bridesmaid at her assistant Jennifer’s wedding yesterday in Hawaii. You’d have to be a very secure person to have Rihanna as part of your wedding because let’s face it, everyone would be looking at her, sneaking photos of her, and purposely going to the bathroom so they could walk by her table. Full Story

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Superhero tails & kicks

April 21, 2015 20:04:36 Posted at April 21, 2015 20:04:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All the Avengers showed up tonight at the UK premiere. They’ve been dividing press duties by territory but this market required full superhero participation. Full participation means Tony Stark has to show up. So here he is, Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr… How do you feel about his lighter hair? I like it. Full Story

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Thor & The Huntsman…and Hawkeye too

April 21, 2015 19:43:39 Posted at April 21, 2015 19:43:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Yesterday Chris Hemsworth was in England shooting The Huntsman, the sequel or prequel to Snow White And The Huntsman. Also on set: Jessica Chastain. I’m really into seeing her in costume. I’ll be really into seeing her go bitch for bitch with Charlize Theron too. Tonight Hemsworth switched characters. Full Story

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Renee Zellweger: one man, one hairstyle

April 21, 2015 19:12:24 Posted at April 21, 2015 19:12:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Renee Zellweger stepped out with her boyfriend Doyle Bramhall last night at an event to support the ALS Association in Pasadena. By all accounts it’s a stable, drama-free relationship. She looks happy. She looks healthy. She also appears to be favouring just one hairstyle these days: a fringed topknot. Full Story

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Film Review: Unfriended

April 21, 2015 18:51:11 Posted at April 21, 2015 18:51:11
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Earlier this month Lainey said she thought Unfriended might be a sleeper hit. I wasn’t quite as enthusiastic—though it did well enough, it didn’t have the kind of opening weekend that suggests it’ll stick around for long. I told Lainey the ceiling for Unfriended would be its lack of appeal to adult audiences, and sure enough, 74% of Unfriended’s audience was under 25. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 21, 2015 18:36:37 Posted at April 21, 2015 18:36:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kevin Federline Jr gives marriage advice? (Dlisted

No desire to take Charlize Theron’s advice about showering bald. Unless, you know, it’s between my legs (Just Jared

Prince William is waiting for the baby now like everyone else. But me. Please don’t be born until next week. (Cele|bitchy

Christian Bale defended Amy Adams (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Hate this dress on Salma Hayek (Hollywood Tuna

I need Anne Hathaway’s denim dress. I just wouldn’t wear it with the hat (Popoholic

Reese Witherspoon in metal is doing nothing for me (Go Fug Yourself

Did Giorgio Armani go to the same foot-in-mouth school as Dolce&Gabbana? (Jezebel

Gwyneth is officially single

April 21, 2015 18:24:34 Posted at April 21, 2015 18:24:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to TMZ, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s divorce paperwork was filed yesterday. Everything is done. They’ve come to an agreement through their business managers. All that’s left is for a judge to sign off. So they kept it civilised, just like they promised. Full Story