Not cool enough for Jonah Hill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2017 13:10:34 January 30, 2017 13:10:34
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Everything I hate about Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Leo, Scorsese, and Brange (before they broke), was all on display last night when he took the stage to present Best Actress to his friend Emma Stone. Full Story

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Mahershala Ali’s moving speech

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 30, 2017 12:52:23 January 30, 2017 12:52:23
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Describing something as “moving” always feels a little bit like Emma Woodhouse dropping an “elegant”—a blank descriptor to be used when you can’t think of anything truly nice to say. But Mahershala Ali’ Full Story

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January 30, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2017 12:47:11 January 30, 2017 12:47:11

“Rosie D, Seattle feels way more like home to me since I met you. When I found out we had the same favorite celebrity Oscars dress of all time, I knew our friendship would be forever. I am so grateful to know you, and I hope you have the most amazing birthday.” - Claire  Attached by request, Michelle Williams’s incomparable Vera Wang at the Oscars and Sebastian Stan. Full Story

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Dear Gossips,

The Year of the Rooster begins tomorrow! Remember to clean tonight. Wash away the Year of the Monkey to welcome the luck of the new year. Sleep on fresh sheets and in new pyjamas if possible. Don’t wash your hair tomorrow.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2017 21:07:32 January 27, 2017 21:07:32

Michael K is right: if Taylor Swift and Zayn’s video was made in the spirit of Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, this is actually perfect (Dlisted) 

Celine is bringing all of her feelings to The Voice! (Just Jared) 

Maybe my only disagreement with Samantha Bee. Dark chocolate is gross. Milk chocolate only! (Cele|bitchy) 

Janet Jackson: first sighting since having her baby (TooFab) 

Rihanna is in Malawi – did she run into Madonna? (TMZ) 

Robin Thicke is taking over where Brange left off (The Superficial) 

More candidates for James Bond (Celebrity Dirty Laundry) 

Prep for Sunday’s SAG Awards with a look back at the red carpet ten years ago (Go Fug Yourself) 

If you aren’t watching this, I’m not sure how I can help you (Jezebel) 

Missy is back and “better”

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at January 27, 2017 20:51:40 January 27, 2017 20:51:40

The Super Bowl is next weekend. It will mark the two-year anniversary of that time Katy Perry headlined the half-time show but the only things we remember are Left Shark and Missy Elliott saving the goddamn day. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, January 27, 2017

Maria Posted by Maria at January 27, 2017 19:08:58 January 27, 2017 19:08:58
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Just waiting for a game show host to jump out and point out the hidden cameras. We are all on Candid Camera, right ? — Ellen Page (@EllenPage) January 27, 2017 “I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!” We all know the clip, we’ve seen the memes and gifs. Full Story

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Vin Diesel’s hype train

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2017 17:06:21 January 27, 2017 17:06:21

I said in my xXx: Return of Xander Cage review that Vin Diesel is “extremely good at self-promotion” and here is an example of what I am talking about. While promoting Xander Cage, Diesel did an interview with MTV in which he talks up a potential Groot spin-off with Marvel. Full Story