Josh Hartnett’s missed opportunities

April 17, 2015 16:57:23 Posted at April 17, 2015 16:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I had it bad for Josh Hartnett for a while. It was after seeing 40 Days And 40 Nights. Why didn’t Shannyn Sossamon become a bigger deal? She has a PERFECT face. God I wanted to look like her. I think I still want to look like her. I certainly wanted to be her. Back to back makeout work opportunities with Heath Ledger and Josh Hartnett? Come on. Full Story

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“Brooklyn Beckham’s mom”

April 17, 2015 15:17:46 Posted at April 17, 2015 15:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s how some people refer to Victoria Beckham. They’re mostly under 18. And they don’t give a sh-t that she used to be a Spice and is now a fashion designer. She’s the mom of someone they know. And moms are good for holding your phone while you pose with a supermodel. Which is what Posh did last night for Brooklyn as he stood next to Cara Delevingne. Full Story

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Batman vs Superman trailer leak

April 17, 2015 14:57:35 Posted at April 17, 2015 14:57:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Warner Brothers has planned an elaborate IMAX stunt to see the first trailer for Superhero Face Punch on Monday night, but the internet, that jackhole, ruined it by spraying Bat-jizz everywhere last night and leaking the trailer early. (The internet also blew Marvel’s big Avengers: Age of Ultron Full Story

I Think We Had Too Much To Drink

April 17, 2015 14:34:52 Posted at April 17, 2015 14:34:52
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 4 Episode 17 recap We all love Susan Ross, Vice President, right? I know she’s a bit of a simplistic character – all good, no agenda – but I do love that they constantly underestimate her and that she’s like “well, if I’m a hero by actually fulfilling the parts of my job that are supposed to be part of my job, then [shrug]”. Full Story

April 17, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 17, 2015 14:12:22 Posted at April 17, 2015 14:12:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Virginia! So, as usual, you’re busy. You’re downsizing. You’re moving. You’re getting ready for another breast cancer walk. And you and Jay are waiting … I’ve told you before but I need to tell you again. The way you keep going and pushing, it’s a beautiful inspiration. Full Story

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Nicki Minaj was hinting on Twitter on Tuesday that she’d had a really great night. Then she hinted some more that maybe it had something to do with a ring. After that, on Instagram, she posted a text exchange between her and Meek Mill:




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I’m not big on romance but OK, that brought out a giggle. Because it feels like Teen Love, doesn’t it? Look at that ring. This ring IS Teen Love!



💛💎💍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🙈 💛

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I love Teen Love. Duana and I went back and forth on text celebrating Teen Love yesterday after she sent me the most beautiful article about Teen Love, or maybe it was an article about fingerbanging which, basically, is Teen Love. There are so many good lines but this is probably my favourite:

“Whenever a teen enters a new space they think: Could I fingerbang someone here?”

Anyway, Nicki Minaj is engaged. Teen Love is thriving. 

Yours in gossip,


OK so he’s in a suit

April 16, 2015 21:03:25 Posted at April 16, 2015 21:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Two days in a row of Tom Hardy. He’s at the Child 44 premiere with Noomi Rapace. I said I wanted to see him in a well-tailored suit. He’s in a well-tailored suit. Is that working for you? If I say some hair and less beard would help will he show up tomorrow with more hair and less beard? They put together a legacy trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road connecting the old with the new. Full Story

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Lady Macbeth on the Croisette

April 16, 2015 19:58:55 Posted at April 16, 2015 19:58:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As previously mentioned in the Emma Stone post, the Cannes Film Festival released their list this morning; Macbeth, starring Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard, will be screened in competition. Two of the finest actors of a generation playing the Frank and Claire Underwood of their time. You want ambition? The Macbeths knew ambition. Full Story

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The Force is awake, and it’s strong

April 16, 2015 19:37:46 Posted at April 16, 2015 19:37:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Today is the Star Wars Celebration fan event in Anaheim, California—basically a Comic-Con Hall H presentation without Hall H—and JJ Abrams and the cast of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (or however that title officially goes) debuted a second teaser trailer. The movie doesn’t come out till Christmas, so we have plenty of time for full-blown plot-revealing trailers, but there’s a lot of new footage and information to digest. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 16, 2015 19:23:03 Posted at April 16, 2015 19:23:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where has this Britney been? (Dlisted)

So tempted to cut my hair like Rihanna’s in this video (Just Jared

Not my favourite look on my favourite Carey Mulligan (Cele|bitchy

Harry Connick Jr, Tiger Mother (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Makes me feel like putting on my white jeans (Hollywood Tuna

This dress is super boring to me (Popoholic

You couldn’t pay off this wedding in 10 lifetimes (Romance Beat)

I think the leggings and the footwear belong to another outfit? (Go Fug Yourself