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Speaking of Justin Bieber… He’s in Miami with friends, including Hailey Baldwin who might be more than his friend. Everyone’s been wondering whether or not they’ve crossed that line. Ask Mark Wahlberg. He knows all about the f-cking line. As you can see, the two are rather tactile, although in these shots, their physical affection doesn’t definitely confirm anything. Full Story
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F-cking teenagers. Sullen and reluctant, whether they’re humans or dragons. Sarah will probably defend Drogon in her recap later but come on, all he did was burp. That was basically his contribution. And now we have to wait ten months – TEN MONTHS! – until next season to see if he gets off his lazy ass and helps his mother.
In other news, there was a royal wedding this weekend. People keep trying to get me to care about Prince Carl Philip of Sweden and Sofia Hellqvist. He certainly is handsome, especially for a royal, since you know how royal lineage is often full of babies from brothers and sisters and uncles and cousins. And she was a reality show star. All promising requirements for good gossip. But then you what happened?
Big G, that famewhore, decided to cockblock everyone, including his own great-grandmother.
Yours in gossip,
Bobby Flay tries to challenge Tom Brady and Tom Cruise (Dlisted)
Katy Perry for Moschino (TooFab)
John Stamos is a f-ck up (The Superficial)
This woman is 29 years old? (Hollywood Tuna)
Magic Mike Pride (Pop Sugar)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher walk their baby (OK!)
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The Queen and Prince Philip were joined by Prince William and Princess Anne at the event to mark the 800th anniversary of the Magna Carta today at Runnymede which is close to Windsor which, of course, is where Windsor Castle is –the Queen’s preferred home, where the Order of the Garter service happens. Full Story
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Taraji P Henson and Terrence Howard are at the Monte Carlo TV Festival promoting Empire, probably the most VIP stars at the event so far. Because Empire, as you know, has been one of the biggest f-cking deals in television this year. And that makes Taraji a very big deal. You know how you can tell? She’s getting the clothes. Full Story
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were at the Brentwood Farmer’s Market yesterday buying fresh fruit and vegetables to feed their healthy, thriving family in their happy home. With a big smile on her face, Jen smelled the flowers and sampled the berries. Obviously they don’t know that the paps hang out there every weekend. Full Story
This interview is giving me the weirds. Also hilariously random. Kristen Stewart’s mother, Jules, apparently gave an interview with the Sunday Mirror in the UK. It’s basically a tabloid. Side note: I’ve been in DC all weekend and went to the Newseum yesterday. I LOVE the Newseum. Full Story
Savannah just sent this over to me and I can’t thank her enough for bringing me so much happiness and cringe at the same time. The New England Patriots celebrated their Super Bowl last night. There was a party. They all received their rings – the biggest rings ever in the history of Super Bowl rings: 205 diamonds in total, and each player’s number customised. Full Story
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