Monday, February 8, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Happy New Year! Gung Hay Fat Choy! It's the Year of the Monkey. The Monkey is a playful, fun-loving, sometimes mischievous sign. Miley Cyrus was born a monkey. She is such a monkey. It's understandable to presume that when it's your year it should go your way.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2016 20:59:01 February 8, 2016 20:59:01

The Mischievous Monkey f-cked my laptop today which is why it's so light but I took it as an excuse to celebrate the holiday. Happy New Year! I'll start early tomorrow and make it all up then!

Lady Gaga was SO extra. And I kinda loved it. (Dlisted

Oh just that time Beyonce told Chris Martin he wrote a sh-t song. Didn't Bowie do that too? (Just Jared

Princess Kate is pretty good in her PSA (Cele|bitchy)

Rachel McAdams in black sequins (TooFab

I trust Anna Kendrick's decisions. I do NOT trust Zac Efron's. What to do here? (The Movie Network

Cute bikini (The Superficial

HAHAHAHA (Hollywood Tuna

Viola Davis in a white gown (Go Fug Yourself

Nick Jonas has moved on from Kate Hudson (Gossip Girl

Jason Bourne’s Fight Club

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 8, 2016 18:06:37 February 8, 2016 18:06:37
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The Super Bowl Trailer Apocalypse continues with the first look at Matt Damon’s return as Jason Bourne, in a movie creatively titled Jason Bourne. That is a seriously sh*t title, but I suppose after making an off-brand Bourne movie without Jason, they need to remind everyone that THIS is the kind of Bourne movie you remember and love. Full Story

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New Captain Ameri—He shot Tony Stark IN THE FACE!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 8, 2016 17:11:49 February 8, 2016 17:11:49

I’m just assuming Lainey is Team Iron Man because Tony Stark is her favorite Avenger, so she’s probably not going to be Team Winter Soldier at all because the new Captain America: Civil War Super Bowl TV spot shows Bucky Barnes firing a gun point-blank in Tony Stark’s face. Tony’s new gauntlet-watch is cool—and that sure does look like the “Bleeding Edge” armor that is biologically connected to Tony—but what makes this whole spot is the look on his face when Barnes pulls the trigger. Full Story

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Chris Martin of Maroon 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2016 16:36:46 February 8, 2016 16:36:46
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Harry How/ Streeter Lecka/ Kevin C. Cox/ Ezra Shaw/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Mazur/ Thearon W. Henderson/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty Images

If that means nothing to you, please enjoy this: Cookie says she didn’t mean it and that post has since been deleted. But still. STILL. There’s a point here. Full Story

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February 8, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2016 14:59:04 February 8, 2016 14:59:04
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Tawny! Happy Birthday with love from Emi who requested for you pictures of Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky! And for Nancy! Happy Birthday on this new day! You’re an Ox like me. I posted the Ox advisory a couple of weeks ago – click here Full Story