Scandal Season 4 Episode 16 recap Did you hear a couple of weird turns of phrase this episode? ‘You went around my back to Mellie’, instead of ‘behind my back’. The bits about whether or not Cyrus was ‘a rosebud guy’, that seemed to change to ‘rose petal guy’ a moment later. Full Story
Two things blew up my life yesterday. The first:
Maybe you don’t understand the drama, but there were a lot of parents trying to coax their teenagers out of the bathroom last night, OK? This is real pain.
The Dark Lord Funk came and soothed it. They know the world. They KNOW our world. That’s what makes me so happy about this video – because it was created by legit students of magic. One of us. Or at least one of me. Because I belong to Slytherin House. And we won the House Cup. And I actually do HAVE a wand to drop.
A wand drop!
I don’t carry my wand around with me every day, what the f-ck is my problem?
Yours in gossip,
I didn’t even know this was my dream until it became my dream. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Put Mimi in the car with you. Play her songs. FEEL THE JOY. Did it take 5 hours just to get her in her seat? Probably. Did they invent new interior vehicular lighting panels just to accommodate her demands? I’m sure. Full Story
Reese and her husband look half-cut in this picture. I’m not saying that as a bad thing; American citizen Reese seems like a fun drunk (except for the whole interfering with the police thing). Four years ago, I married this amazing man from Pittsburgh, PA. He makes me laugh every day. I'm a very lucky lady. ❤️ Here's to many more happy celebrations, JT! 🎉 #HappyAnniversaryHubby 💕 Full Story
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This is really cute. And also really interesting. Ben Affleck was in DC today, along with Bill Gates, to address the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on State and Foreign Operations. There was a Batman mention, obviously. I think he’s going to ride closer to the RDJ approach to being a superhero as opposed to the Christian Bale one: Mention it whenever you can. Full Story
Un-see. Un-love. Can’t. It’s not like we didn’t know. You knew. I knew. Because when has she ever had any sense about her when it comes to relationships? Never. Apart from Ben Affleck, she persists in going blind whenever she picks her men. So. Yeah. JLO and Slum Bear Casper Smart. Full Story
Woody Allen and Bill Cosby are starting to feel like the same person (Dlisted)
Kerry Washington tweeted during labour (Just Jared)
Dolly Parton is always making me nod my head (Cele|bitchy)
An abusive asshole loses his job. And people are upset. (The Superficial)
F-ck. Why didn’t I keep my wisdom teeth in a jar? (OK!)
The Khaleesi made the A List (Pop Sugar)
They’re trying to find millionaires for Dina Lohan (Too Fab)
Not loving JLO’s hair here (Hollywood Tuna)
Great dress on Alison Brie (Popoholic)
I need a pair of these jeans (Go Fug Yourself)
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Twitter is telling us that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were together in Nashville yesterday. And they were dressed the same. And now everyone is wondering whether or not this is happening. They could just be working together. Or the less boring option… Friends with benefits? More than friends with benefits? Here. Full Story
I’m about to compliment Benedict Cumberbatch. Twice! Let’s just list the two compliments back to back: 1.I like his haircut. 2.I like his wedding dress. Check him out yesterday in London wearing his hair shorter. I like this. A lot. So much better. When you have a name like Benedict Cumberbatch and your hair is the way he used to have it, the poncy ass image is a lot easier to believe. Full Story
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I had no idea there were more Ninja Turtle movies on the way. So I had to ask Sarah, the Ninja Turtle expert, even though she wouldn’t want to be known as such, if they were shooting a sequel. Apparently, yes. Fine. I can live with that. But WHY ISN’T THERE A SEQUEL TO INSIDE MAN??? It’s almost been 10 years since Inside Man. Full Story
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Last night in Hollywood at the Mad Men Black & Red Ball… It’s probably the last major carpet for the show before it concludes in about 8 weeks. So Jon Hamm went all out in a white jacket tux. And Christina Hendricks went all out in a dramatic gown… After all, it’s a ball. Full Story