The Goop Guide to Trolling

Maria Posted by Maria at November 12, 2015 16:36:03 November 12, 2015 16:36:03
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It’s been a Gwyneth-heavy week, month, year. There is no going underground for months at a time when there are jumpsuits to sell. This week, Gwyneth attended the Fast Company Innovation Festival (pics here) – Fast Company, a “leading progressive business media brand”, has been supportive of Goop. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence does want to talk about it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2015 16:09:38 November 12, 2015 16:09:38

Jennifer Lawrence. Cover of December Vogue timed with the release of Mockingjay Part 2 and the upcoming Joy, for which many believe she’ll receive her fourth Oscar nomination. Most of the interview takes place at her home in LA. She bought the house from Jessica Simpson and while she’s started to furnish it, there’s still a lot of work to be done to make it liveable for a grownup. Full Story

Kate Winslet doesn’t want to talk about it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2015 15:05:43 November 12, 2015 15:05:43
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L’Uomo Vogue

I wrote today in the open about speaking up. Or not speaking up. And the reasons why we don’t. Many people don’t feel safe enough to speak up. Is there ever enough money or fame to protect you from fearing the consequences of speaking up? Kate Winslet is one of the best actors of her generation. Full Story

November 12, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2015 14:46:05 November 12, 2015 14:46:05
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To Kyla in South Sudan because you miss home and home misses you. Tracy thought maybe a shot of Tom Cruise (because you married the Australian version) and the Olsen twins might help. I know it’s been hard but please know I admire you, the work you’re doing, and the sacrifices you’re making. Full Story

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I was a big fan of Michael Phelps. It was the Beijing Olympics. I watched all of his races, live, even with the time difference. I was so into him that at one point he was on my Freebie Five. That once in a lifetime athlete? It’s always been an attraction.  Read Full Intro

Gwen’s definitions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2015 21:07:39 November 11, 2015 21:07:39
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Six months ago, when you thought about Gwen Stefani and what she used to say about her relationship with Gavin Rossdale, you’d recall her song lyrics, right? The pining girl? And also the woman who once said that she wanted her husband to like her more so she’d wear makeup even at home? Is that what you think of her now? Or has that girl been replaced with the one who’s been taking it to Gavin, strategically, of course, after their divorce? US Weekly broke the story today about Gavin cheating on her for 3 years with the nanny. Full Story

Alien Lizard King honored by unsuspecting human queen

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 11, 2015 20:34:49 November 11, 2015 20:34:49
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Benedict Cumberbatch, king of the reptiloids of Garlactaca-9, was made a Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (CBE) by Queen Elizabeth II, a human monarch wholly unsuspecting of her world’s pending colonization. The CBE is awarded to “those making distinguished or notable contributions in their own specific areas of activity”. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2015 19:45:50 November 11, 2015 19:45:50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Dlisted)

Ellen got Seth Rogen to apologise to Justin Bieber (Just Jared)

Sandra Bullock on sexism (Cele|bitchy)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 – the first trailer (TooFab)

Why can’t all men make it through the college frat party experience without violating women? (TMZ)

Yeah just some ordinary bodies (The Superficial)

Boring dress. So boring. (Hollywood Tuna)

Terrible dress choice on Ellie Goulding (Go Fug Yourself)

Zendaya’s grey on grey (Gossip Girl)

Gisele’s confidence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2015 18:27:41 November 11, 2015 18:27:41
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Most of the headlines you read today about Gisele Bundchen’s interview with Charlie Rose will have to do with how she almost broke up with Tom Brady when she found out that Bridget Moynahan was pregnant with his baby. First of all, that part of the interview is all of 10 seconds. Maybe 15. Second, you’re saying like no one else would “almost break up with” their boyfriend if he told them that his ex-girlfriend was pregnant. Full Story

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