More like Un-Fantastic Four

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 10, 2015 14:02:36 August 10, 2015 14:02:36

Well, Fantastic Four really sh*t the bed this weekend. All the problems plaguing the movie behind the scenes and dogging its disastrous release will be dealt with in a separate post, so that here we can simply focus on the final product, which is just the worst. It’s wrong-headed from the get, a giant f*ck you to both the idea of narrative consistency and the audience for having the temerity to expect a superhero movie—a genre about people with fantastical powers flying around and saving the world—to be any fun at all. Full Story

Ben Affleck’s grateful face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2015 13:33:32 August 10, 2015 13:33:32
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Ben Affleck spent the weekend in Atlanta with his kids and Jennifer Garner. Here they are, seen together as a family for the first time since we met Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny. He’s even wearing a smile on his face. To me it looks like a grateful smile. Grateful because she agreed to this, this outing, the opportunity to show everyone that they’re getting along, or at least that Jen’s willing to tolerate him. Full Story

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Friday, August 7, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Thursday night overload. I watched 5 hours of TV last night which is more than I sometimes watch in an entire week. The Canadian leaders’ debate was on. The Republican presidential debate was on. Jon Stewart said goodbye… And Dr Dre dropped his new album, Compton.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2015 19:48:58 August 7, 2015 19:48:58

Do you think they caucused over filters? (Dlisted)

Jude Law out for dinner with his girlfriend (Just Jared

Why Chris Pratt won’t do love scenes (Cele|bitchy

HELLO Taraji! (Pop Sugar

Is Taylor Swift buying a castle in Scotland? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

It’s almost Matt Damon’s 10th anniversary (OK!

Charlize Theron is 40 today (Popoholic

Hint hint clue clue (College Candy

It’s unanimous. Everyone thinks Channing Tatum’s superhero is really dumb (Pajiba

Gwen goes out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2015 19:33:46 August 7, 2015 19:33:46
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First sighting of Gwen Stefani since she and Gavin Rossdale announced at the beginning of the week that they’re divorcing. You may have heard – there are nanny rumours about their breakup too, just like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Just like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, who also have three kids, speculation about Gavin’s faithfulness has been a discussion topic for a long time. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, Friday August 7, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at August 7, 2015 19:21:05 August 7, 2015 19:21:05

Joan Rivers would have loved the GOP debate – Bette made me think of her. Lenny Kravitz's penis slipped out on stage? So what? Wait for the GOP Debate on tonight - there will be 10 dicks on stage! — Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 6, 2015 Full Story

Hailee Steinfeld’s Love Myself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2015 19:07:12 August 7, 2015 19:07:12
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If you’ve seen Pitch Perfect 2, you know Hailee Steinfeld has a good voice. It’s a little scratchy and it sounds full. Also she can act. This is not a case of a talented person with one arm that’s stronger than the other, like JLO. We can all agree JLO’s voice is pretty thin, right? So Hailee Steinfeld’s released her first single, Love Myself. Full Story

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Stephen Colbert’s fitting ending, new beginning with George Clooney

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 7, 2015 15:58:11 August 7, 2015 15:58:11
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Of all the people who showed up to wish Jon Stewart farewell, Stephen Colbert’s heartfelt goodbye was the best tribute of the night. He’s arguably the most successful of the Daily Show alums, and he was the last of the former correspondents to come out and say goodbye to Stewart, using an elaborate Lord of the Rings metaphor and the blowhard persona he developed on The Daily Show. Full Story

Spice 20?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2015 15:44:14 August 7, 2015 15:44:14
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The Spice Girls are trending on Twitter. That’s because UK gossips are reporting that they’re reuniting to go on tour for the 20th anniversary next year… Without Posh. At least that’s the rumour. Mel B is the one who’s supposedly working on it. Before you pull out your platforms and Union Jacks though, it’s not entirely true. Full Story

Jake G hangs out his shingle

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 7, 2015 14:57:49 August 7, 2015 14:57:49
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After helping to get End of Watch and Nightcrawler made, Jake Gyllenhaal is making it official and opening his own production company. The name of his company is not yet known, but he’s just signed a first-look deal with Bold Films, the production company behind Nightcrawler. He’s also nabbed Riva Marker, who has produced dozens of films including The Kids Are All Right, Beasts of No Nation, and The Family Fang, to run his company. Full Story

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