Christian Bale makes out and drops out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2016 17:09:10 January 18, 2016 17:09:10
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Christian Bale called it a “make out” last night during the Critics’ Choice Awards when he was named Best Actor in a Comedy and kissed Adam McKay and other producers at the table on the mouth before getting up on stage to collect his trophy. He also looked great in all black. There was another Christian Bale headline that was making news this weekend though. Full Story

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Mr. Robot is the Critics’ Choice

Duana Posted by Duana at January 18, 2016 16:42:10 January 18, 2016 16:42:10
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As of 9:52am this morning Lainey had not yet transcribed our text conversation last night where, after Rami Malek and Mr. Robot won Critics' Choice Awards, joining the one Christian Slater got earlier in the evening, she sent me a series of increasingly pointed ‘ahem!’ s. This is because during the holidays I told her to prioritize Jessica Jones over Mr. Full Story

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Half of Tracee Ellis Ross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2016 15:51:47 January 18, 2016 15:51:47
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Do you watch black-ish? It’s one of the shows I have on auto-record on my PVR. And I will always watch black-ish on a plane. There have been times while watching black-ish on a plane that I’ve embarrassed myself and guffawed out loud. I think it was the episode where Bow goes all out to impress some old friends and makes a fool of herself until the end when she performs a tracheotomy on the kitchen counter. Full Story

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Amy Schumer’s MVP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2016 15:13:51 January 18, 2016 15:13:51
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I have a question and you’re going to yell at me for it: Is there some Amy Schumer fatigue happening? I mean it’s not like she didn’t allude to it herself, on stage. Because she did. She was like, yeah, you’re probably sick of listening to me now. To be clear, I’m not sick of Amy Schumer. Full Story

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Matt Damon went to lose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2016 14:40:22 January 18, 2016 14:40:22
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It’s done. Leonardo DiCaprio will win his first Oscar for being cold and snotty in The Revenant. By now his lead is pretty much insurmountable and, as Sarah noted a couple of weeks ago, the voters probably just want to get it over with so he stops trying to kill himself Full Story

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Master of None did not lose to Jeffrey Tambor

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 18, 2016 14:08:37 January 18, 2016 14:08:37
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Watchers of award shows know that Aziz Ansari comes prepared to lose. And while he did lose Best Actor In A Comedy Series to Jeffrey Tambor, he did not lose the top prize, Best Comedy Series. Master of None won, which is, I think, the first time they’ve won on TV. Full Story

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Rachel reps Spotlight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2016 13:33:02 January 18, 2016 13:33:02
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Rachel McAdams was the only Spotlight cast member present at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night and spoke on behalf of the cast when it was named Best Acting Ensemble. “Our cast” is what she said, which is the way it should be said. Once again, just as it was at the Golden Globes, Rachel was joined at the event by Sacha Pfeiffer. Full Story

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Krysten Ritter at the Critics’ Choice Awards

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 18, 2016 13:06:15 January 18, 2016 13:06:15
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During the holidays Lainey started texting me, stressed out, because she was watching Jessica Jones, which is a very stressful show. One of the best things about Jessica Jones—THE best thing—is Krysten Ritter, who gave one of 2015’s best leading actress performances on television as Jessica. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: Worst Critics’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2016 12:53:10 January 18, 2016 12:53:10
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How about a wayback throwback even though it’s not Wednesday or Thursday? Last year at the Critics’ Choice Awards, fresh off not being nominated for an Oscar, even after hiring an Oscar consultant and campaigning valiantly by wearing her hair up and going “serious”, Jennifer Aniston showed up at Critics’ Choice in a pantsuit, no bra, and a body chain. Full Story

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Friday, January 15, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Chinese New Year is on February 8th. It will be the Year of the Monkey. As you may know, there are 12 signs in the Chinese zodiac. And if you’ve been reading this site for some time, my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, prepares readings for each sign, and gives away lucky charms, every year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2016 21:04:30 January 15, 2016 21:04:30

Duana helps a hipster here and Sasha’s advice on eating ass here

Proof that fame is actually more powerful than money (Dlisted)

I love listening to Amal Clooney speak (Just Jared)

Princess Catherine is a blogger! (Cele|bitchy)

OMG I love this John Krasinski Leonardo DiCaprio photo. It says SO much! (TooFab)

Nicholas Hoult looks hot in LA (Pop Sugar)  

Heather Graham really is the Rob Lowe of the 90s (The Superficial

I wish this top on Olivia Munn wasn’t sparkly (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Connelly in red sequins. And I don’t mind. (Go Fug Yourself)

Excuse me…I’m not sure you’ve heard… but I SAW HIM FIRST! God! (Pajiba)