Coldplay & the Gorillas

November 23, 2015 15:03:42 Posted at November 23, 2015 15:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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And I don’t mean Gorillaz because they would never let themselves be part of something so earnestly CRINGE. They made a big f-cking deal of the fact that Coldplay hasn’t performed at the AMAs in 7 years. It’s gross enough that every time I listen to this song I have to think about whether or not Chris Martin is singing about how Jennifer Lawrence flipped on the “on” switch for his dick, and the “magic” that took over him when he was inside of her. Full Story

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I Can’t was there

November 23, 2015 14:45:05 Posted at November 23, 2015 14:45:05
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You might not like Taylor Swift but there is no way that Taylor Swift, who held the biggest album in years before Adele’s 25, loses in every category she’s nominated in, and definitely not to I Can’t Ariana Grande. This is what we were dealing with last night at the American Music Awards. Full Story

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JLO opens and changes

November 23, 2015 13:58:30 Posted at November 23, 2015 13:58:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lopez hosted the American Music Awards last night and opened with a medley of the year’s biggest hits. She gave it everything. She hit every move. She was a machine. She was the Entertainer. It was an awesome display of all of her performance skills. But here’s where we discuss celebrity and branding and career strategy. Full Story

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November 23, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 23, 2015 13:25:58 Posted at November 23, 2015 13:25:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nancy! Happy Birthday from Natasha! I hear you love my friend and colleague from The Social, Traci Melchor? Of course you do. “Stay Fabulous” is one of a kind. And you really can’t fully appreciate it until you come see her, and the rest of us, in person at the show. So…when is that going to happen?!? "A message from Ez, a shopper and friend: Congratulations to Christa and Charlene! You started with Mags & Fags and then two years ago today you officially opened your second store on Elgin Street in Ottawa: Boogie + Birdie. Full Story

Friday, November 20, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Shonda. SHONDA! Duana’s coming with the Scandal and How To Get Away With Murder recaps right away but for now… Just Shonda. Shonda who for some reason is not revered in the same way that the Matthew Weiners and the David Cranes are whenever people start talking about the pantheon of top showrunners.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

November 20, 2015 21:14:44 Posted at November 20, 2015 21:14:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The purple wig is what I’m most interested in (Dlisted

Brad Pitt’s grey is back for War Machine (Just Jared

They rejected Tom Hardy?!? (Cele|bitchy

Jada Pinkett Smith’s dress (TooFab

Angelina Jolie on her kids growing up (Pop Sugar

Charlie Sheen is downsizing (The Superficial)

Jessica Alba in Drake’s turtleneck (Hollywood Tuna

Solange looks amazing in this dress (Go Fug Yourself

Harrison Ford is so congenial now! (Pajiba

“Slim Under Layers”

November 20, 2015 20:01:34 Posted at November 20, 2015 20:01:34
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A friend sent me this Melissa McCarthy article this morning – the headline: “Melissa McCarthy Looks So Slim, Even Under Multiple Layers.” Groan, right? Obviously. But it’s actually an interesting headline simply because of the language used – usually the discussion around an actress’s weight is fluffed up a bit with words like “svelte”, “post baby body”, “healthy”, “toned”, “trim. Full Story

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Events with Irina

November 20, 2015 19:16:40 Posted at November 20, 2015 19:16:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bradley Cooper’s Burnt was not well received by critics or at the box office. If he’s going to show up during award season then, it’ll be for David O Russell’s Joy. And he’s been nominated the two previous times that David O’Russell’s directed him. It’s been 6 months since Coop and Irina Shayk started dating. Full Story

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Scrooged…but with drugs

November 20, 2015 18:19:55 Posted at November 20, 2015 18:19:55
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Every year someone tries to make an insta-classic holiday comedy, and almost every year, they fail. We’ve already had one such failure this year, but the other attempt at making a long-lasting holiday comedy, The Night Before is actually the rare exception—a holiday comedy that not only works, but that is GREAT. Full Story

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Cam & Nicole: Hollywood Wives

November 20, 2015 17:47:47 Posted at November 20, 2015 17:47:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There was a report this week that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having marriage problems. This is one of those marriages that people are always keeping an eye on, because of Nicole’s past but also because they got together and had children when they were pretty young. Full Story

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Eddie’s quiet campaign

November 20, 2015 17:22:54 Posted at November 20, 2015 17:22:54
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Eddie Redmayne is back on the Oscar circuit this year for playing transgender artist Lili Elbe in The Danish Girl. His performance - which is really a textured portrayal of two different characters (Einar and Lili) who share the same internal pain - is a professional gamechanger for him. Yes, this part, which at one point during the film's 15-year gestation belonged to Nicole Kidman, could catapult Eddie to the Spencer Tracy and Tom Hanks movie star tier of back-to-back Oscar winners. Full Story

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The Creed era

November 20, 2015 16:48:01 Posted at November 20, 2015 16:48:01
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Creed opens on Wednesday just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday box office in the United States. The early reviews are solid. Actually, more than solid. Some are saying this is the best installment in the Rocky franchise since the original. Um. EXCUSE ME. Better than Rocky IV? When Rocky punched out Communism? As I’ve written, many, many times already, Rocky IV is my favourite. Full Story

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