June 17, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Maria! Congratulations on your graduation! Doesn’t matter when you did it, or how you’re classified, you GRADUATED. And you did it on top of all the sh-t you were served. So please don’t let me hear you qualifying your achievement ever again. Girl, you look great in that cap and robe. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
I really, really, really love Taylor Swift right now. It’s been a sh-tty f-cking few weeks. But this is why Gossip Is Good. And why Taylor Swift is Good For Gossip. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston was enough to get trending #1 worldwide on Twitter yesterday. Read Full Intro
Will gets told
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As mentioned in the open earlier, we are looking for joy. And while the internet, and Twitter in particular, can be the opposite of joy, there’s no denying that when the internet gives, it gives so good. So, on top of all the Swoki happiness we’ve been delighting in the last 24 hours, how about this GIF that showed up on Twitter yesterday: Come for the queen scolding William, stay for the George facepalm. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Totally looking for a new crossbody like the one Jessica Alba is carrying on the Shop LaineyLifeStyle page.
Wyatt will have a sibling. I’ll go with Quinn right now. You? (Dlisted)
When the clones end (Just Jared)
YUP! (Cele|bitchy)
Goldie and Kurt Russell’s son looks like Haley Joel Osment, right? (TooFab)
Is Tom Cruise coming for Chris Martin’s girlfriend? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
A couple with a great shoe and bag game (Pop Sugar)
Charlie Sheen, spokesperson (The Superficial)
I really want to know what’s on Claire Danes’s playlist (Popoholic)
Nicolas Cage will talk to you if you have a dog (TMZ)
Smutty Social Media, June 16, 2016
This seems like a lot of work to get a photo with Chevy Chase. i was unable to get a stalkie with chevy chase -but my friend, josh, did... so i did a stalkie with his photo. #stalkie #onceremoved Full Story
Helen Mirren is going to class up Fast & Furious
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Today in Your Dreams Are Coming True, Helen Mirren Edition, Helen Mirren told Elle magazine that she will, in fact, be appearing in Fast 8, the eighth Fast/Furious movie that is somehow not called F8. Full Story
Amber & Johnny: no hearing tomorrow?
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All eyes will be on Amber Heard and Johnny Depp in court tomorrow at the restraining order hearing. Or at least they were supposed to, until our eyes got stolen by Swoki, and, oh yeah, Johnny doesn’t want to show up. Full Story
Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys
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(Lainey: fell behind last month and didn’t get to posting Sarah’s review of The Nice Guys. Then, the next week, there were no more new photos of Ryan Gosling. He showed up for his friend Nicolas Winding Refn in LA yesterday at The Neon Demon premiere though. So please enjoy these new pictures and the belated praise for The Nice Guys. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston is still not pregnant
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Jennifer Aniston stepped out again in New York today. And she’s still not pregnant. Yesterday her publicist told ET that: “She is not pregnant. Full Story
Celebrities Holding The Mic
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I’ve been the first to say we should treat entertainers like entertainers, not role models. But in the wake of the Orlando massacre, there are reactions that make me think that, sometimes, I should revise my opinion – including my opinion on some of the stars having the reactions in the first place. Full Story
Justin Bieber needs his fans
As you may have heard, Justin Bieber doesn’t do meet and greets on tour anymore. And he has declared that he will no longer be taking photos with fans. On the one hand, I can understand how it all might feel oppressive to him. Full Story
