NIAR: Noah Is Awful Regardless

Duana Posted by Duana at October 12, 2015 12:55:52 October 12, 2015 12:55:52

The Affair Season 2 Episode 2 recap This show is already better than the great show it was last year. Including the perspectives of Helen and Cole make the show better because they are less horrible people than their respective ex-partners, and I say that as someone who fully believes and/or hopes that Cole set Noah up to take the ultimate fall. Full Story

Friday, October 9, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Entertainment Weekly just put out another “reunions” issue. Felicity is the main cover. With all due respect to fans of Felicity, to me it should have been Family Ties. Maybe because it’s Thanksgiving this weekend in Canada but I feel particularly nostalgic about this show.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 19:05:04 October 9, 2015 19:05:04

I am obsessed with this video and have already watched it 6 times (Dlisted

Ellen scares Selena (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck and Jon Hamm: the new wild and crazy guys? (Cele|bitchy)

Love Pink’s long leather skirt (Pop Sugar

Katie Holmes rides the subway in a ball gown (TooFab

One woman who’s not impressed with JB’s dick (The Superficial

OK I’m going to stop complaining now about my commute (Hollywood Tuna

Zendaya looks amazing in this colour (Go Fug Yourself

What Ben Affleck did to the nanny industry (Pajiba
 

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies looks…okay?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 9, 2015 18:47:49 October 9, 2015 18:47:49
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I’ve been writing about Pride & Prejudice & Zombies almost as long as I’ve been writing for LaineyGossip. Once upon a time, it was developed as vanity project for Natalie Portman, but she ended up abdicating the role of Elizabeth Bennet—though she did stay on as a producer—and what followed was a merry-go-round of casting and director changes Full Story

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Penis proud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 18:14:47 October 9, 2015 18:14:47
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WENN

So… if you’re threatening to sue people for publishing pictures of your penis and violating your privacy (click here for a refresher), should your dad be tweeting about how proud he is of your penis? Jeremy Bieber is Justin Bieber’s father. Full Story

First trailer for Hail, Caesar!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 16:49:52 October 9, 2015 16:49:52

George Clooney, Scarlett Johansson, Josh Brolin, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Ralph Fiennes, Jonah Hill, directed by Joel and Ethan Cohen. It’s Hail, Caesar! Set during the Golden Age of Hollywood about the hapless movie star, the biggest movie star in the world, played by George Clooney, of course, who gets kidnapped and Ray Donovan of the 1950s has to get him back by enlisting the help of everyone else in the business…before the gossip columnist gets hold of the story. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: one year after Cake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 15:31:29 October 9, 2015 15:31:29
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Splash

About a year ago right now, Jennifer Aniston had just come off screening Cake at TIFF. No one bought the film at the festival but she figured out a way to get it distributed and then hired an Oscar strategist to help secure a nomination. She ended up at the Golden Globes and even the SAG Awards but the Academy still wasn’t interested. Full Story

Justin Bieber confirms it’s his penis by threatening to sue over his penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 14:48:40 October 9, 2015 14:48:40
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Justin Bieber’s dick took over the internet late Wednesday and through Thursday. And now he’s threatening to sue. The New York Daily News was the first to publish censored photos of JB free-cocking in Bora Bora on Wednesday afternoon. According to The Hollywood Reporter, a letter from JB’s legal team was sent to the newspaper on Wednesday. Full Story

The Narcissist’s Parade

Duana Posted by Duana at October 9, 2015 14:09:03 October 9, 2015 14:09:03

Scandal Season 5 Episode 3 recap There were very high highs in this episode, when both Fitz and Olivia smiled during the ‘yes’. The freedom of telling the truth was immensely exciting for both of them. Unfortunately, those highs came in the very first moments of the episode, and it was all kind of a parade of tyranny after that. Full Story