Thursday, May 4, 2017

Dear Gossips,

This is the cover of the new issue of US Weekly - what really happened on the plane last September to kick off World War Brange. The most interesting thing about this story, however, has nothing to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Read Full Intro

ALL THE FEELINGS, ALL THE SONGS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2017 19:41:39 May 4, 2017 19:41:39
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Sorry. I don’t mean to yell at you with the capitals. But… the only way I can convey my feelings or, more specifically, the feelings that Celine Dion is allowing me to feel IS BY SHOUTING AT YOU WITH THESE WORDS. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2017 17:58:47 May 4, 2017 17:58:47

I am obsessed with this. But… also? I eat my fries one at a time. Anyone who doesn’t is a MONSTER. (I am married to a monster.) (Dlisted) 

Will and Kate’s staffing requirements (Cele|bitchy) 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen should have worn this to the MET Gala (Just Jared) 

I love Saoirse Ronan. But not even she can save an Ed Sheeran song for me. (TooFab) 

Nina Agdal frolics on the beach (Hollywood Tuna) 

A Charlie Hunnam Is Hot photo album (Pop Sugar) 

Vanessa Hudgens wants you to see her in her one-piece. And her two-piece. With visor. (Popoholic) 

What Sting’s $56 million penthouse looks like. $56 million! (Evil Beet) 

YES, Jordan Peele! (Pajiba) 

Guardians of the Galaxy: Better the second time

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 4, 2017 17:28:37 May 4, 2017 17:28:37
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Allan Bregg/ Derek Storm/ Jose Perez/ Splash News, Jim Spellman/ Raymond Hall/ Sylvain Gaboury/ Andrew Toth/ Rabbani and Solimene Photography/ Getty Images

SPOILER FREE Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 picks up an indistinct amount of time after the events of the first movie, and one very smart thing writer/director James Gunn does is not bog us down with timeline and other continuity details. He’s freed from the Avengers continuity and doesn’t take his own too seriously, either—you definitely do not have to do “homework” to watch Vol. Full Story

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The Royal Retirement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2017 15:37:34 May 4, 2017 15:37:34
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JOHN STILLWELL/ Dan Kitwood/ Pool/ Getty Images

I woke up this morning and my phone had blown up overnight. The Daily Mail reported that Buckingham Palace called an emergency meeting last night. And so everyone started freaking out about what that could mean. As we all now know, Prince Philip has announced that he’ll be stepping down from official royal duties later this year. Full Story

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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Dear Gossips,

On Monday night, when Duana and I were trading texts about MET Gala assignments and early commentary on where we would land with our fashion rankings, I said to her that we were using more exclamation points for this event than we do any other.  Read Full Intro