October 6, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs
“Happy Birthday to Kristen from Tracy! Hope that you have a great day and that your next year is better than the last-- and surgery free! Here's some Russell Brand to keep you company while I'm on Mat leave!” And for Cara – Happy Birthday and congratulations on your working through your MFA alongside all your other responsibilities. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Had a good time at Taylor Swift on Friday night although that’s probably the first and last time in my life I’ll ever hope for Drake and end up with Keith Urban. As fun as it was to be there though, Taylor was not the best entertainment of my weekend. Read Full Intro
My Obsession is intense
Sam Taylor-Johnson posted this shot to Instagram last night: Night before he starts his new movie ❤️ @aarontaylorjohnson Full Story
Smutty Social Media, Monday October 5, 2015
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John Mayer thinks Miley is a whack genius. Kate and Britney have a few things in common: hair colour, children and JT. Remember Kate’s flirtation with Justin? He could never handle her. Full Story
Zuma on camera
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Gwen Stefani took her kids to church this weekend. And while her jumpsuit is amazing, her son, Zuma, totally took over the photo opportunity. Look at this kid. First of all, his hair is the best. Second, his glasses are even better. And third, he obviously loves his life. Or, in that moment, he loved his life. Full Story
Jennifer & Justin’s first married red carpet
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The Leftovers season 2 premiere in Austin on Saturday – Jennifer Aniston was there to support her husband on their first ever red carpet as a married couple; it happened exactly two months ago today. Two month anniversary? That’s wrong because an anniversary is annual. I once asked a smartass friend what the word for “month-iversary” was and she told me there isn’t one because it’s a stupid thing to celebrate. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Hugh Grant’s sperm gun hit the target again (Dlisted)
Khal Drogo and Khaleesi got back together (Just Jared)
Really love Jared Leto’s poncho (Cele|bitchy)
Lady Gaga looks amazing in this dress (Pop Sugar)
Donna and Brandon did it, it’s true. And I heard they left a stain on the hotel bed spread in Vancouver? (TooFab)
Demi Lovato goes nude for Vanity Fair (The Superficial)
I’d never seen this before. But the orgasm + her accent still can’t rival the time Marky Mark fingered Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster (Hollywood Tuna)
They’re going to two completely different parties, right? (Go Fug Yourself)
Totally Taylor Swift’s shoes (Gossip Girl)
Julianna, what’s good?
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Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. Especially when one girl tries to deny the sh-t and the other asks her… what’s good? via GIPHY As you know, the final scene on The Good Wife between Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi was spliced together, presumably – but totally – because they hate each other. Full Story
Nina & Austin’s first red carpet
Nina Dobrev and boyfriend Austin Stowell walked their first premiere red carpet together at the NYFF premiere of his film, Bridge of Spies, on Sunday. The two were previously snapped together at a New York Fashion Week event last month but this is step-and-repeat. Full Story
Alicia was there
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A couple of weeks ago, US Weekly reported that Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender broke up. I wrote about how I wasn’t sure about how legit that was at the time – click here for a refresher. Alicia showed up at the Steve Jobs premiere on Saturday. Full Story
Michael Fassbender in Steve Jobs
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If Michael Fassbender wins an Oscar for playing Steve Jobs in the film of the same name, he has Ashton Kutcher to thank for it. That’s a joke, of course, but it’s one that Fassbender already made himself at the NYFF Steve Jobs press conference on Saturday. He’s referencing the Kutcher-led Jobs, which was released two years ago Full Story
