October 6, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2015 14:21:25 October 6, 2015 14:21:25

“Happy Birthday to Kristen from Tracy! Hope that you have a great day and that your next year is better than the last-- and surgery free! Here's some Russell Brand to keep you company while I'm on Mat leave!” And for Cara – Happy Birthday and congratulations on your working through your MFA alongside all your other responsibilities. Full Story

Monday, October 5, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Had a good time at Taylor Swift on Friday night although that’s probably the first and last time in my life I’ll ever hope for Drake and end up with Keith Urban. As fun as it was to be there though, Taylor was not the best entertainment of my weekend.  Read Full Intro

Zuma on camera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2015 20:40:26 October 5, 2015 20:40:26
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FameFlynet, Splash News

Gwen Stefani took her kids to church this weekend. And while her jumpsuit is amazing, her son, Zuma, totally took over the photo opportunity. Look at this kid. First of all, his hair is the best. Second, his glasses are even better. And third, he obviously loves his life. Or, in that moment, he loved his life. Full Story

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Jennifer & Justin’s first married red carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2015 20:08:10 October 5, 2015 20:08:10
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C Flanigan/ Tim Mosenfelder/ Getty Images

The Leftovers season 2 premiere in Austin on Saturday – Jennifer Aniston was there to support her husband on their first ever red carpet as a married couple; it happened exactly two months ago today. Two month anniversary? That’s wrong because an anniversary is annual. I once asked a smartass friend what the word for “month-iversary” was and she told me there isn’t one because it’s a stupid thing to celebrate. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2015 19:09:46 October 5, 2015 19:09:46

Hugh Grant’s sperm gun hit the target again (Dlisted

Khal Drogo and Khaleesi got back together (Just Jared

Really love Jared Leto’s poncho (Cele|bitchy

Lady Gaga looks amazing in this dress (Pop Sugar

Donna and Brandon did it, it’s true. And I heard they left a stain on the hotel bed spread in Vancouver? (TooFab

Demi Lovato goes nude for Vanity Fair (The Superficial

I’d never seen this before. But the orgasm + her accent still can’t rival the time Marky Mark fingered Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster (Hollywood Tuna

They’re going to two completely different parties, right? (Go Fug Yourself)  

Totally Taylor Swift’s shoes (Gossip Girl
 

Julianna, what’s good?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2015 17:18:49 October 5, 2015 17:18:49
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Craig Barritt/ Getty Images

Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. Especially when one girl tries to deny the sh-t and the other asks her… what’s good? via GIPHY As you know, the final scene on The Good Wife between Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi was spliced together, presumably – but totally – because they hate each other. Full Story

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Alicia was there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2015 15:48:54 October 5, 2015 15:48:54
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Wenn, Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Getty Images

A couple of weeks ago, US Weekly reported that Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender broke up. I wrote about how I wasn’t sure about how legit that was at the time – click here for a refresher. Alicia showed up at the Steve Jobs premiere on Saturday. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender in Steve Jobs

Joanna Posted by Joanna at October 5, 2015 15:21:54 October 5, 2015 15:21:54
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Wenn, Grant Lamos IV/ Getty Images, Luis Yllanes/ Splash News

If Michael Fassbender wins an Oscar for playing Steve Jobs in the film of the same name, he has Ashton Kutcher to thank for it. That’s a joke, of course, but it’s one that Fassbender already made himself at the NYFF Steve Jobs press conference on Saturday. He’s referencing the Kutcher-led Jobs, which was released two years ago Full Story

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