Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2017 20:36:50 May 3, 2017 20:36:50

Sasha and I talk about which MET Gala looks we would want for ourselves. And we read out some of your MET Gala commentary, in which you shout at us, and we shout back. Also… Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady and Selena Gomez and The Weekend – which of those relationships do you mirror? And when should one reader disclose health history during the dating process? This week on Sasha’s Answers.

I feel like this baby’s name gets shouted at the gym, a lot (Dlisted)

Mimi, being held together by fake diamonds, literally (Just Jared)

Supposedly, if you’re dating Henry Cavill, he doesn’t want to hear your opinion (Cele|bitchy)

Prom gifts from Emma Stone (TooFab)

Beyoncé update: she is still pregnant, she went shopping, and Blue Ivy looks like she wants something (TMZ)

I love Maggie Gyllenhaal's style. But I was kinda bored by this dress? (Go Fug Yourself)

Debra Messing is not well informed and therefore "Trumpian" according to Susan Sarandon (Jezebel)

The La La Land honest trailer (Pajiba)

Hot Idris, Devil McConaughey

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 3, 2017 19:00:21 May 3, 2017 19:00:21

The first trailer for The Dark Tower, the long-gestating adaptation of Stephen King’s “Gunslinger” series, has been released and it’s a lot of Idris Elba swaggering in leather, looking super f*cking hot and doing cool (computerized?) gun tricks. Full Story

Welcome back to Twin Peaks

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 3, 2017 13:49:58 May 3, 2017 13:49:58

Twin Peaks is returning to television—thanks to Showtime—with a two-part premiere on May 21. They released a new teaser this week just featuring David Lynch’s beautifully composed, nostalgic shots of locations like Laura Palmer’s house, the sheriff’s department, and the Double R Café. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2017 19:54:14 May 2, 2017 19:54:14

We’re done for the day! Thanks so much for your emails and tweets, for disagreeing or agreeing. For calling us dumb f-cks. We love it! This concludes our coverage of the 2017 MET Gala but since we couldn’t post about every single look, here are some quick thoughts about the ones we left off our list. Back tomorrow!

Donatella took the better dress (Dlisted)

Salma Hayek’s boots are fine. The dress is what we all wear on the 3rd night of a beach vacation, when you want to show off your tan at dinner. (Cele|bitchy) 

Someone said Claire Danes was a year too late on this and SJP did it better (Go Fug Yourself) 

Cara Delevingne was probably the best of all the models at the MET Gala, agree or disagree? (Just Jared) 

Katy Perry’s after-party MET look was way better. And Priyanka’s trench came in a shorter version. (TooFab) 

Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande supposedly hate each other (Celeb Dirty Laundry) 

Frances Bean at the MET Gala – there were so many next gens! (Pop Sugar) 

What happens when you don’t get invited to the MET Gala (Popoholic) 

Maria Menounos’s outfit looks really comfortable (Hollywood Tuna)