June 12, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2015 13:40:36 June 12, 2015 13:40:36

A generous donor has put up $100,000 in matching funds in support of Covenant House Vancouver. This means that every dollar you give will be DOUBLED. And that makes a huge difference in the lives of young women like Jennie. I worked with Jennie when I was a full-time development officer at Covenant House a few years ago. Full Story

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posted new photos of Leonardo DiCaprio kissing his new model bonafide Kelly Rohrbach. They’re on a bike. You’ve seen it before. And even Vogue.com is taking shots at him now. Read that article. Read how they describe his “dad bod”. And point out how with Leo, it’s always a pattern: blonde, bike, rinse, repeat. As Tina and Amy said, “Like a supermodel’s vagina, please give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio”.

Does it get embarrassing for him? Or does he wear it with honour? I think he wears it with honour. I think Leonardo DiCaprio is more Entourage than Entourage. That the only difference between him and Vincent Chase is that he can actually act. And if you’re a fan of his you might say – that’s a MAJOR difference and it makes all the difference. Is it? Does it? When was Entourage ever about acting? Entourage was always about everything BUT acting. Which kind of adds up to nothing.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2015 20:10:15 June 11, 2015 20:10:15

Sorry again about the gossip service interruption today. Still trying to deal with my busted air card which basically means rage-texting Jacek every five minutes. We will be back to normal tomorrow. In the meantime I’m apologising to you with more photos of Jennifer Lawrence but, really, her bodyguard.

Nicki Minaj keeps talking sh-t about her ex (Dlisted

Brooklyn Beckham’s second magazine cover  (Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch might get a medal this month (Cele|bitchy)

Does Kanye West take off on his wife whenever she’s pregnant? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I hate this dress that Jenna Dewan is wearing (Hollywood Tuna)

Good leather belt on Jessica Alba (Popoholic)  

If you get married on a plane are you allowed to have sex in the bathroom? (Romance Beat

This jumpsuit is the WORST (Go Fug Yourself

You have the right to do this. I won’t judge you. I just won’t join you. Is that ok? (College Candy)

Smutty Social Media, Thursday June 11, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at June 11, 2015 19:44:22 June 11, 2015 19:44:22
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Newborn Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2015 16:58:51 June 11, 2015 16:58:51
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Jason Merritt/ Rick Diamond/ Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ John Shearer/ Getty Images

A quick note before we get to this post… My air card is f-cking up today. To clarify: Jacek f-cked it up. So my connection is unreliable and I’m trying to get this sorted. So sorry for any inconvenience. I’ll post as soon as I can as often as I can. Now… The CMT Music Awards happened last night in Nashville. Full Story

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Thor answers phones for the Ghostbusters

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 11, 2015 15:52:05 June 11, 2015 15:52:05

The female-lead Ghostbusters movie is slated to start filming this summer, and as such, casting is underway. Last night, director Paul Feig announced on Twitter that Chris Hemsworth will appear in the movie in the “Janine” role, playing the Ghostbusters’ receptionist.   Our receptionist. Full Story

Prince Harry Salutes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2015 15:23:11 June 11, 2015 15:23:11
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Wenn, WPA Pool/ Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

Prince Harry joined Prime Minister David Cameron at the unveiling of the Bastion Memorial today to honour those who lost their lives in Afghanistan where Harry was stationed for two tours. As I’ve repeated many times, Harry is the best rep for the family right now. He always shows up for the veterans. Full Story

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Hollywood Reporter Drama Actress Roundtable 2015

Duana Posted by Duana at June 11, 2015 14:34:47 June 11, 2015 14:34:47

Man oh man, is it good to be The Hollywood Reporter this year. That is, they’re doing what they always do - including the actresses who are most likely to get an Emmy nomination or to be discussed if they don’t get an Emmy nomination – but these women are the most interesting we’ve had in years. Full Story

The Bodyguard, by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2015 14:15:58 June 11, 2015 14:15:58
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We open today with shots of Jennifer Lawrence and her bodyguard in New York by request from many of you who’ve come to enjoy the value he adds to her pictures. These images might be the best ones we’ve had of him to date. Even without the dog. But the dog doesn’t hurt. Look at that face. Full Story

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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Dear Gossips,

So it wasn’t true. Katy Perry is not releasing a song called 1984 as a slap-back to Taylor Swift. Her managers confirmed to Billboard that the story was bullsh-t. There is a 1984 that has been registered but it’s not hers. Katy also retweeted Billboard’s clarification on the issue which means there’s nothing to see here…

But what were those few hours like when Taylor Swift thought that there might have been something to see there? Well, around the same time that the rumour about 1984 was circulating, Taylor was also retweeting online articles. This story in ESQUIRE featuring Taylor and Beyonce with the title…

How Beyoncé and Taylor Swift Conquered the World with Pop Music

…that namechecks Katy Perry, who’s a major player in pop too, like she’s an afterthought. You think she’d want to be part of that conversation?

It’s the only flattering headline about Beyonce that’s come out this week. The Beyhive felt f-cked over after her Good Morning America shenanigans a few days ago – click here for a refresher – as people continue to not give a sh-t about her 22 Vegan Days, and, at the same time, seriously hate on Tidal. Bey is supposedly releasing an “athleisure’ clothing line with Topshop in the fall. Seems a lot more on-brand than kale. But can she remain as removed from the consumer while promoting that than she has been with the vegan business? Would you buy it anyway because it’s fashion?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey