Smutty Tingles

April 16, 2015 19:23:03 Posted at April 16, 2015 19:23:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where has this Britney been? (Dlisted)

So tempted to cut my hair like Rihanna’s in this video (Just Jared

Not my favourite look on my favourite Carey Mulligan (Cele|bitchy

Harry Connick Jr, Tiger Mother (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Makes me feel like putting on my white jeans (Hollywood Tuna

This dress is super boring to me (Popoholic

You couldn’t pay off this wedding in 10 lifetimes (Romance Beat)

I think the leggings and the footwear belong to another outfit? (Go Fug Yourself
 

Silas Is Already Useful

April 16, 2015 18:56:45 Posted at April 16, 2015 18:56:45
Maria Posted by Maria
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

A few years ago, Kevin Jonas announced the birth of his daughter via a sponsored tweet. Since then, there’ve been several pee-stick announcements sponsored by pregnancy tests. Basically, there is no shame in the parental pimp game anymore. Is sponsorship even tacky anymore? Is there any part of pregnancy or parenthood that we aren’t part of? It’s become so saturated that we’re completely immune to the non-story stories, “Ryan Gosling is the best dad ever!” “5 Reasons JT will be the best dad ever!” “Jennifer’s Hopelessly in Love with her Baby!” They don’t mean anything anymore, and with increasing avenues for celebrity parents to share their children (like social media), along with the increase in demand for “baby” anything, the stories get more threadbare. Full Story

Emma to Cannes

April 16, 2015 17:17:48 Posted at April 16, 2015 17:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News

The Cannes Film Festival announced its lineup today. Among the films screening out of competition, Woody Allen’s An Irrational Man starring Emma Stone, apparently his new muse, and Joaquin Phoenix. So Emma’s going to Cannes. For the first time, I think. Emma’s dress porn is always first class. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper covers TIME 100, is Single & Fabulous?

April 16, 2015 16:57:48 Posted at April 16, 2015 16:57:48
Joanna Posted by Joanna

“This…. is quite a headshot.” That’s the title of the email I sent to Lainey this morning, after seeing Bradley Cooper on the cover of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People list. Just take a look at the photo. Is he worthy? Sure. Coops has four Oscar nominations to his name from the past three years… and he's likely to earn a Tony nomination for his terrific work in The Elephant Man too. Full Story

Ryan Gosling goes dark

April 16, 2015 15:35:00 Posted at April 16, 2015 15:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story

Flowers at the airport

April 16, 2015 15:18:33 Posted at April 16, 2015 15:18:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News

Joshua Jackson picked up Diane Kruger from the airport yesterday in LA. And he was waiting for her with flowers. They’ve been together almost 10 years. Holy sh-t they’ve been together almost 10 years. And the welcome home flowers are still happening. Well, that’s definitely not where I live. Full Story

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SuperBat vs Ultron

April 16, 2015 14:35:58 Posted at April 16, 2015 14:35:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ian Walton/ Jamie McDonald/ Getty Images

Sarah told me about this last night just before I fell asleep and I’ve read 3 articles about it this morning and I still don’t really understand what’s happening or why. Here’s what I think I know: Zack Snyder directed Batman vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice. Everybody’s been waiting for the first full trailer. Full Story

Gwyneth celebrates Posh

April 16, 2015 14:13:28 Posted at April 16, 2015 14:13:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Donato Sardella/ Getty Images

Tuesday night in LA there was a private dinner celebrating the Victoria Beckham collection at Barneys. A big deal for her. David was there to support, obviously. And Burberry’s Christopher Bailey too. The Beckhams and Burberry, seriously, I still can’t get over it. It wasn’t too long ago that they said it was too much. Full Story

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April 16, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 16, 2015 13:47:55 Posted at April 16, 2015 13:47:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“To my dear sister Jacinta C., whom I miss every day; congrats on getting into the masters degree program! She is one who is doing it all, and I am so proud.” – from Nicole who requested photos from the Sound Of Music. Remember, “anyone can chime in and sing, it doesn’t always have to be Dooneese”. Full Story

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Dear Gossips,

The 2015 list of the Worst Jobs came out yesterday with Newspaper Reporter ranking #1 followed by Lumberjack. I totally thought Telemarketer would be on there but it’s not. Do you know how mean people are to Telemarketers? You’re about to tell me how annoying they are and how awful it is to be harassed at home.  Read Full Intro

Hot King Charlie

April 15, 2015 21:39:15 Posted at April 15, 2015 21:39:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Radcliffe/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

Well Thanks God these photos weren’t released at the beginning of the day because I would have put my hand down my pants and ceased production. Charlie Hunnam in Wales today shooting Guy Ritchie’s Knights Of The Round Table. Look at his hair. Full Story

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