Jared Leto is ruining The Joker

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 27, 2015 18:55:43 October 27, 2015 18:55:43

And not because he looks like a Juggalo or because I think he’ll do a bad job of it, but just because every time Jared Leto talks about ANYTHING, I want to punch him in the face. He’s so far up his own f*cking ass it’s unbearable. We get it—playing The Joker in the wake of Heath Ledger’s (much beloved, much praised) performance is a tall order. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 18:44:01 October 27, 2015 18:44:01

The perv in me really, really wants to touch (Dlisted

Adele keeps breaking records (Just Jared

Every Cum-Hard in the world is like, girl, what the f-ck? (Cele|bitchy

Oh my GOD, Adam Levine is annoying (Pop Sugar)

Is Sienna Miller using one Brad for another Brad? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Zac Efron’s body does nothing for me (OK!

Vanessa Hudgens in full body leopard print (Popoholic

This dress looks wilted (Go Fug Yourself

Justin Bieber is done apologising but no one is listening because… Adele (Jezebel

Halle Berry: no show, no marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 17:50:45 October 27, 2015 17:50:45
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Two weeks ago, Extant, starring Halle Berry on CBS, was cancelled after two seasons. Today TMZ is reporting that she’s also cancelling her marriage to Olivier Martinez. It’s irreconcilable differences. And supposedly there’s a prenup so there shouldn’t be any money issues. Full Story

Michelle Williams: boots and bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 16:12:29 October 27, 2015 16:12:29
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I miss Michelle Williams. It’s been a quiet couple of years of her, by choice. Her last film, Suite Francaise, was released only in Europe, not in North America, though it was reasonably well received. I guess they just couldn’t find a distributor who thought that audiences over here would be into it? We’re cultural pigs, basically. Full Story

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Big G at the museum!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 15:53:26 October 27, 2015 15:53:26
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Wenn, AKM-GSI

Princess Catherine took Big G to the Natural History Museum in London last Thursday. That little curl on the side of his head kills me. There’s only one shot available so my guess is that someone creeped this photo and sold it to an agency. Another reason I don’t think this is a “sanctioned” royal photo is that Kate’s bending over and you can see some skin exposed at her back between her pants and her sweater. Full Story

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For those of you out there caring for your own Squawking Chickens…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 15:25:22 October 27, 2015 15:25:22

Billy Bob Thornton: P.H.O.T.O.Y.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 14:27:40 October 27, 2015 14:27:40
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As much as I love Angelina Jolie and her game, the best game in the business, I still can’t with whatever it was that she had for Billy Bob Thornton. This is Billy Bob Thornton at the Hollywood premiere last night of Our Brand Is Crisis. Perfect time to play one of my favourite inventions Full Story

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Julia + Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 13:57:32 October 27, 2015 13:57:32
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What a joy this morning to wake up to this – Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow, two of my favourites, two of Hollywood’s most notorious sanctimommies together at the same event, in the same photo. It’s almost too much. The InStyle Awards happened last night. Julia Roberts, in Gucci, was there to present to hairstylist Serge Normant. Full Story

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Fargo 2.3: “It’s earned”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 27, 2015 13:24:53 October 27, 2015 13:24:53
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Fargo Season 2, Episode 3 recap No one told a story this week on Fargo, but there was a lot of reminiscing. Peggy recalls a cousin who had a melanoma, and Lou Solverson and Ben Schmidt don’t bond over common experiences from Vietnam, and throughout the episode echoes of past meetings color the present. Full Story

Monday, October 26, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Adele on repeat all weekend? That was me. Standing in front of the mirror with the hairbrush, chest pumping like full blast when the chorus kicks in. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE! Jacek and I are going on holiday in a few weeks.  Read Full Intro