Sweater dress and a water fight

January 14, 2015 18:14:32 Posted at January 14, 2015 18:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This Celine sweater dress on Sienna Miller…I can’t. I can’t control my WANT. I would wear it every single day. I would never wear it and get into a water fight, are you f-cked? Then again, it’s because for me, the sweater dress would be a major acquisition. For a celebrity, it’s one of many. Full Story

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We should have loved you more

January 14, 2015 17:38:48 Posted at January 14, 2015 17:38:48
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Coming off Amy Poehler’s last year as co-host of the Golden Globes, I keep reminding myself that Parks And Recreation is in its final run, and I need to set my PVR. I have watched the show since the first season, when Leslie Knope was just a female Michael Scott and the entire storyline revolved around the creation of one park. Full Story

Gwyneth, Howard, and Chekhov

January 14, 2015 16:30:00 Posted at January 14, 2015 16:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwyneth Paltrow was on Howard Stern this morning. She’s promoting Mortdecai. She’s been promoting Mortdecai even though she doesn’t play Mortdecai. Johnny Depp plays Mortdecai. The movie comes out in a week and he’s basically been missing. So, you know, thanks Johnny Depp. Anyway, Howard Stern is tight with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

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Ruth & Jake: a starry night

January 14, 2015 15:28:19 Posted at January 14, 2015 15:28:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Opening night of Constellations on Broadway starring Ruth Wilson and Jake Gyllenhaal. The reviews have been largely positive. Click here for a broad collection of them including the NYT’s Ben Brantley, James Franco’s “little bitch”, who clearly prefers Jakey to The Artiste. Full Story

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Pitt, Gosling, and Bale team up for Sploosh: The Movie

January 14, 2015 14:49:57 Posted at January 14, 2015 14:49:57
Sarah Posted by Sarah

In news first dreamed up by the Minivan Majority’s collective vagina, Variety reported yesterday that Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, and Christian Bale will appear in a movie together. The movie, titled Sploosh: The Movie, is about three brothers on a road trip. Full Story

Falling in love with Moira Rose

January 14, 2015 14:27:00 Posted at January 14, 2015 14:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you watch the first two episodes of Schitt’s Creek last night on CBC? If you missed it, they’re online here. For those of you who were able to see it… How spectacular is Catherine O’Hara as Moira Rose? O’Hara has always been underrated. Full Story

January 14, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 14, 2015 14:19:06 Posted at January 14, 2015 14:19:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Braden! Happy 22nd Birthday! This year, I hope you go to Dallas. Deb requested KISS and Tenacious D for you. Stay positive! And for Julie who’s worried about Quincy… Our Marcus, who’s 11 and a half, has been through 2 rounds of chemo so far. There will be 8 treatments in total. Full Story

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for joining us yesterday for the Golden Globes recap! And sorry about some of those loading glitches. It was a high traffic day with almost 50 posts and our servers were strained for a couple of hours. As previously mentioned, there was so much content that it had to be spread over 4 pages.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

January 13, 2015 21:25:16 Posted at January 13, 2015 21:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey


Madonna will perform at the Grammys. And why does Ariana Grande perform at EVERYTHING??? (Just Jared

When Selena Gomez hung out with Paul Rudd and Justin Theroux (The Superficial

Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter go right back to London (Cele|bitchy

Is this Selena Gomez’s new boyfriend? (Too Fab

This one will control the world (Hollywood Tuna

An angel to play Montgomery Clift. Who also looked like an angel before he was ravaged by addiction (Towleroad

Beyonce at the basketball game in a hat and trench (Pop Sugar)

Natalie Portman’s natural beauty (Popoholic

I thought Salma Hayek’s dress was boring (Go Fug Yourself

Sniper in a suit

January 13, 2015 21:07:33 Posted at January 13, 2015 21:07:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Directors Guild of America announced its nominations today. The DGA’s selections are said to be good indicators of what the Academy is thinking and the eventual winner has a very, very good chance of being Oscar’s Best Director. So here are the five: Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Birdman Richard Linklater, Boyhood Morten Tyldum, The Imitation Game Clint Eastwood, American Sniper Always with the Clint Eastwood, you know. Full Story

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Familiar people remaking Strangers on a Train

January 13, 2015 20:49:47 Posted at January 13, 2015 20:49:47
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Is it really a remake, though, or just a modern adaptation? Alfred Hitchcock’s classic Strangers on a Train was adapted from a novel by Patricia Highsmith of the same name. The title is most widely known as a Hitchcock movie, but I don’t know if a modern take actually counts as a remake of Hitchcock, or just a modern update on the novel. Full Story