March 26, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 26, 2015 13:13:52 Posted at March 26, 2015 13:13:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Claire! Happy 30th Birthday from Katya who wants to remind you that Julia Child never knew what she really wanted until she was in her 30s. Because that’s when so much sh-t gets figured out. You’re good. I don’t worry about you. If you know about Julia Child, you’re good.  Full Story

Zaynnnnnn!!!

March 25, 2015 21:41:24 Posted at March 25, 2015 21:41:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Zayn Malik has quit One Direction. It’s official. The band confirmed that they will continue as a four-piece. Here’s how Zayn explained his decision: "My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have imagined," he shared with fans. "But, after five years, I feel like it is now the right time for me to leave the band. Full Story

50 Years of SJP

March 25, 2015 19:34:13 Posted at March 25, 2015 19:34:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s Sarah Jessica Parker’s 50th birthday today. She celebrated last night at the hockey game… Reading her book. Jezebel has a hilarious recap of her night, seated behind Tom Hanks and his son Chet Haze (his name might explain her expression) – click here Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 25, 2015 18:45:02 Posted at March 25, 2015 18:45:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah I was only looking at the dog too (Dlisted

Love how JK Rowling addresses ignorance (Just Jared

First look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor (The Superficial

Miles Teller still owes money (Cele|bitchy

Oh yeah, remember Stacy Keibler? (Hollywood Tuna

Chris Pine does Christopher Walken. Who doesn’t do a Christopher Walken these days? (Pop Sugar

I tried to make Rumer Willis happen for a long time. And it’s only working now on Dancing With The Stars? (Too Fab

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr look really cute together (Hollywood PQ

A crossfit engagement. And I’m trying really hard not to have a reaction here (Romance Beat)  

Is Nicole Richie pregnant? (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

Vin Diesel’s Furious Oscar

March 25, 2015 18:18:05 Posted at March 25, 2015 18:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I used to hate Vin Diesel. There were rumours about how he behaved on set, how he treated people. Then, he kinda went gossip quiet. And after that he started showing me his dance and lip-synch on line to Rihanna and Beyonce and Katy Perry. Even Sarah didn’t hate it when he proudly played a tree in Guardians Of The Galaxy. Full Story

Chris Evans & Lily Collins: the visual

March 25, 2015 16:54:20 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:54:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was reported last week that Chris Evans and Lily Collins are dating. Sarah wrote about it here. As she noted at the time, the situation was described as “beginning stages”, that the two are just “having a lot of fun”. Sarah also pointed out that the same language was used when Evans was sort of casually dealing with Sandra Bullock. Full Story

“What if there’s TOO MUCH Diversity?”

March 25, 2015 16:41:29 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:41:29
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Duana’s (snarky screenwriter) take Oh NO, you guys, terrible news! It seems that Hollywood has gotten a clue, based on how Shondaland kills everything in its path on Thursday nights, how well Jane The Virgin has done, and how Empire has JUGGERNAUTED its way through season one. Hollywood has decided that this pilot season, they should be looking for diversity. Full Story

Deadline published a disgusting article meant to make us mad

March 25, 2015 16:19:54 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:19:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Sarah’s (snarky blogger) take Yesterday evening an article by Nellie Andreeva was posted on the industry trade website Deadline—formerly the bastion of hard-edged news harpy Nikki Finke—positing that the current pilot season is shaping up to be the most diverse in recent memory, maybe ever, with more roles opening up to “ethnic actors” following the success of shows like Empire, Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder, and Black-ish. Full Story

Becks is not tempted

March 25, 2015 15:40:12 Posted at March 25, 2015 15:40:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday. With that in mind, let’s talk about this Page Six Full Story

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