World War Z determined to break my heart even more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 26, 2015 16:45:20 May 26, 2015 16:45:20
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World War Z is one of my favorite books. It’s brilliant, not just as a piece of genre fiction but as socio-political satire. The movie version starring Brad Pitt which was released in 2013 is an abomination and no recent movie has broken my heart the way that World War Z did. Brad Pitt could film himself farting in a jar Full Story

Rihanna’s 4 minutes for Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 16:12:00 May 26, 2015 16:12:00
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Rihanna’s full length short film (the pretentious way of pretending it’s not a commercial) for Dior is now online. Am I a stupid c-nt for being underwhelmed? Not that I’ll ever complain about watching Rihanna. I just feel like they’ve reduced Rihanna to 50% here. She seems restrained. Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris on Memorial Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 15:52:37 May 26, 2015 15:52:37
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At this point, Joel Silver’s annual Memorial Day party has become like Vanity Fair’s post-Oscar bash. It’s an appointment for the paparazzi. Everyone knows about it. So if you decide to go, you understand that you’ll be photographed. Which, I guess, is why Gwyneth Paltrow had to be all extra about covering herself up when she got there. Full Story

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Melissa McCarthy redeemed

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 26, 2015 15:11:47 May 26, 2015 15:11:47
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I loved Melissa McCarthy on Gilmore Girls, so I was glad to see her get a mainstream break in Bridesmaids in 2011, but nothing McCarthy did after that lived up to the promise of Bridesmaids. That movie made McCarthy seemed like a comedic tour de force, someone with the ability to reach the level of Lucille Ball as an entertainer—beloved by popular audiences and critics alike, not only a gifted comedic performer but a genuinely talented actress, too. Full Story

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Bond in a great coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 14:48:03 May 26, 2015 14:48:03
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Check out Daniel Craig in London on Sunday night shooting Bond Spectre. God he looks great in that ¾ coat. Actually, no, he looks great in both coats. Spectre is due in theatres November 6. That…doesn’t feel like it’s too far away. And I feel like it doesn’t leave a lot of time for post. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender in Slow West

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 26, 2015 14:26:51 May 26, 2015 14:26:51
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A crafty subversion of the Western genre, Slow West is in turns hypnotic, lyrical, and absurd. It’s a pitch-black dark comedy centered on a hopelessly romantic quest that’s more interested in episodic beats than it is a cohesive narrative, which means it won’t be for everyone. Slow West is not badly paced—not at all—but it does present a challenge to the viewer. Full Story

What happened to Chris Evans?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 14:03:14 May 26, 2015 14:03:14
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A few weeks ago Lily Collins was supposedly dating Chris Evans. Click here for a refresher. There was something. Because his reaction to the question during the Avengers press tour was…well… maybe he was just drunk: Anyway. Full Story

Monday, May 25, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Oh Monday.

You need a hit of something to get you going? Why do I need an excuse to post pictures of Matt Bomer getting out of the water, also known as God’s perfection. Because it’s not just the face, is it? It’s the proportion. Like, Matt Bomer even has good legs. The legs can often f-ck up a good everything else. But his legs? Not too short, not too long, not too skinny, not thick at all. He’s going to wreck my heart in that Montgomery Clift biopic.

It’s a long weekend in the US but business as usual here in Canada. If you’re working, or hung over, I’m around all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Every time I see you falling…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 20:17:51 May 25, 2015 20:17:51
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Even when I’m 90 I will still know every single word to this song. New Order’s Bizarre Love Triangle, obviously. Substance! God, that album. For an entire year, I used to get ready to Thieves Like Us, pretending I was Molly Ringwald. Anyway, Brandon Flowers (you didn’t think I would start the week without him, did you?) is continuing to tour the UK – The Desired Effect topped UK sales charts in its first week – and performed last night in Manchester…with Bernard Sumner. Full Story

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Sienna’s Cannes closers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 19:26:40 May 25, 2015 19:26:40
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Sienna Miller wore two Gucci dresses to close Cannes. The first was a dusty rose tiered gown that would have been just ok if not for that red collar and the caped shoulder which saves it from being Marchesa which, kinda sounds like I just compared sh-t to diarrhoea. Not my intention.  For the final evening, it was blue leather on top and flirty skirt on the bottom and for me, the standout here is her hair. Full Story

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