Smutty Social Media, February 1, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at February 1, 2016 20:04:42 February 1, 2016 20:04:42

Orlando Jones and Angela Bassett have a great casting idea for that Michael Jackson/Elizabeth Taylor/Marlon Brando roadtrip movie. BRILLIANT! Ordered my violet contacts & bathed in White Diamonds this morning, so I'm READY! Let's do this! xo! Ang https://t.co/E8O4NY438y Full Story

Charlie in February

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 19:47:16 February 1, 2016 19:47:16
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Good start to the month, non? Especially since Charlie Hunnam doesn’t have anything to promote; he’s not scheduled for official appearances. Here he is yesterday with girlfriend Morgana out shopping in LA. Charlie has been in the headlines though. It was announced recently that he’s been cast as Edgar Valdez Villareal, aka La Barbie, in the upcoming biopic American Drug Lord. Full Story

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Susan’s SAG breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 17:50:40 February 1, 2016 17:50:40
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Susan Sarandon presented the In Memoriam tribute at the SAGs on Saturday night. She wore a pantsuit with a bra underneath. And some people were pissed. Some people also slagged her for how her tits looked which confuses me because they look great, don’t they look great? Would we be having the same conversation if she wasn’t 69 but rather 29? I mean, it’s a pantsuit. Full Story

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Angelina Jolie and Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda 3

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 1, 2016 17:21:35 February 1, 2016 17:21:35
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I’m inclined to go easy on Kung Fu Panda 3 because Norm of the North is so f*cking bad, and indeed, it is better than that garbage movie. But despite some pretty flashy animation, Kung Fu Panda 3 is not especially good. It’s basically Kung Fu Panda, just with more. More what? More everything. Full Story

Naomi & Liev at the SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 16:34:31 February 1, 2016 16:34:31
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There’s been some noise around Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber lately. I think it’s STAR Magazine that’s been calling a breakup? No one’s paying attention, really, because it’s STAR Magazine. Naomi wasn’t with Liev at the Golden Globes. That, presumably, was why STAR decided to jump on the story. Full Story

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“Let’s all calm down about Leonardo DiCaprio”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 15:48:16 February 1, 2016 15:48:16
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Two years ago, while hosting the Golden Globes, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler introduced Leonardo DiCaprio like this: Jokes? Of course, of course, OF COURSE. But these are also the two women who hosted Saturday Night Live in December and delivered what’s been the best sketch of the season: Meet Your Second Wife. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling at the SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 14:39:00 February 1, 2016 14:39:00
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Ryan Gosling did not walk the carpet at the SAGs. He didn’t walk at the Golden Globes either. Don’t be surprised if he doesn’t walk at the Oscars; he was confirmed as a presenter last week. Inevitable next question: Rachel? Ryan and Rachel? They weren’t seated very close to each other at all at the SAGs. Full Story

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Carol, Tina, Amy: the women who decide

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 13:45:01 February 1, 2016 13:45:01
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The SAG Awards were only two hours long. Did you recognise more of yourself and the people in your life in those two short hours than you have during an award show in a while? Sure, it wasn’t perfect. But before perfect, we have to get to better. One of those moments of “better” happened when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler presented Carol Burnett with the Lifetime Achievement Award. Full Story

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