June 29, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2015 12:52:56 June 29, 2015 12:52:56
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Kara! Happy Birthday with love from Lynn! From Seattle to Bangkok to NYC…and a bond that began over Twilight. We’ll see if you we can throw in some Twi-Hard crazy for you later today. For now, by request, here are Channing Tatum and Hugh Jackman. "To our cool cool cool resident (non-flaily) dancer Reginia (never Reggie), from her gossipy friends on her birthday. Full Story

Friday, June 26, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Well I already know what I’m doing next summer. Duana and I exchanged a text this morning about making plans to go to London in 2016. After that we psychologised My So Called Life and how Jordan Catalano lacks empathy. This is another conversation altogether. This is an entire semester altogether.

But back to The Cursed Child. Who is The Cursed Child?

Please. Harry Potter, obviously. JK Rowling has collaborated with Jack Thorne and John Tiffany on a new play that will, as she tweeted, tell a  “new story”. Baz Bamigboye, however, at the Daily Mail, one of the publication’s few reliable voices, reports that The Cursed Child will focus on Lily and James and Petunia might show up and Snape has to show up and that means Sirius and the crew will be there and they’ll all be around 18 or 19 years old, just before Harry was born.

So. Yeah. Now you’re making arrangements for London 2016 too, right?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mimi can walk when she’s in love?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 20:00:39 June 26, 2015 20:00:39
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Welllll…she can walk when she’s working towards a proposal. Check out Mimi and James Packer holding hands in Portofino. Note that she’s on cobblestone! And she doesn’t have 6 bodyguards holding her up! It’s just Packer…because, and I know my girl, she wants you to know and see that he’s man enough to handle her, all by himself. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 19:38:43 June 26, 2015 19:38:43

Yeah but you’d think this was hot if it was Ryan Gosling (Dlisted

In the studio with Rihanna (Just Jared)

Method? Or a dick colleague? (Cele|bitchy

Julianne Hough has an arrow pointed at her ass (TooFab

It’s an endless cycle of this family (The Superficial

I can’t actually pick Nina Agdal’s face out of a model lineup (Hollywood Tuna

Marky Mark has good aim, of course he does because HE’S A WARRIOR (Pop Sugar

OMG Clueless the musical??? (Pajiba

One Direction at Glastonbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 19:28:25 June 26, 2015 19:28:25
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Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson were photographed at Glastonbury today. People freaked out. This surprised me because I didn’t think there would be any One Directioners at Glastonbury. You remember what Nick Grimshaw said about One Direction and Glastonbury a couple of years ago? "I don't think One Direction's music sounds like the stuff that is historically supported by Glastonbury. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Friday June 26, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at June 26, 2015 19:08:04 June 26, 2015 19:08:04
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There’s a lot of celebration on social media today. This one in particular stood out. "SHE went to Jared!" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ — jenny slate (@jennyslate) June 26, 2015 Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence home-hunting in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 17:48:14 June 26, 2015 17:48:14
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Jennifer Lawrence and her mother were photographed today in NYC ostensibly looking for a new apartment. She and Taylor Swift can trade off on hosting book club. True or false: no matter how old you are, your parents (if you are fortunate enough that your parents are still around) are involved in the home-hunting process, whether you like it or not. Full Story

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Al Pacino in Manglehorn

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 26, 2015 17:43:40 June 26, 2015 17:43:40
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Filmmaker David Gordon Green has a weirdly binary career. On one side are comedies like Pineapple Express, The Sitter, and Eastbound & Down, and on the other are slow, thoughtful dramas, usually set in the rural South, that show a heavy Terrence Malick influence. Green’s latest, Manglehorn, is of the Malickian variety, a slow, thoughtful drama about an odd and lonely man in Texas. Full Story

Am I supposed to be looking at what I’m looking at?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 17:03:58 June 26, 2015 17:03:58
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Am I supposed to be looking at what I’m looking at? The video for Selena Gomez’s Good For You has been released online. The song is basically a four minute moan and tease. She’s telling her lover that no one else can f-ck him like she f-cks him. She can do soft. She can do hard. And he will finish. Full Story

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Bridget Jones 3?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 15:47:47 June 26, 2015 15:47:47
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In addition to providing details on JK Rowling’s The Cursed Child, the Daily Mail’s Baz Bamigboye reports that they’re pushing really hard to get production started by the end of the summer on a third Bridget Jones movie: Bridget Jones’s Baby. Apparently negotiations are underway with Renee Zellweger and Colin Firth and they’re polishing the script which was written a few years ago by Helen Fielding and David Nicholls and is based on Fielding’s columns and not on the book that came out last year. Full Story

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Stromos at the premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2015 14:59:56 June 26, 2015 14:59:56
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SCOTUS has just ruled in favour of same sex marriage. The Hollywood Reporter posted a story yesterday about Hollywood’s “stromos”, identifying a Hollywood trend among straight actors appealing to the gay audience: Today's stromos are the flip side of gay actors who want to read straight for their careers: They are straight actors striving to read gayish to optimize their appeal — and maximize the number of butts, gym-molded or otherwise, in movie theater seats. Full Story

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