Harry Styles & Kristen Wiig

December 22, 2014 15:27:23 Posted at December 22, 2014 15:27:23
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Amy Adams hosted the final episode of Saturday Night Live this weekend with some help from Kristen Wiig. One Direction was the musical guest. As per tradition, they all hit up the afterparty. And at the afterparty, he and Kristen danced to The Time Of My Life. As you can see from the two videos posted on Instagram below, he’s hard to resist. Full Story

December 22, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 22, 2014 15:04:07 Posted at December 22, 2014 15:04:07
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Kelley! I’m so sorry to hear about your arm. Especially the part about all the things you can’t do over the holidays. By request, here are Ewan McGregor, Eddie Vedder, and Kate Winslet. Keep me posted on your recovery. For Este from Auntie Frell – Happy Christmas and Happy New Year! Here’s Melissa McCarthy, one of your favourites. Full Story

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Friday, December 19, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Am I allowed to say now that the final episode of Serial was… frustrating? Frustrating is a safe word, right? It’s been frustrating for a few weeks now. I finally gave in and started googling about 10 days ago because I just, you know, like, I dunno, (in Sarah speak), certain questions weren’t being asked. I felt deflated to start the day. And then…by the end of the night…

If we’re talking final episodes, Colbert’s was perfect.

And it’s not because he had so many celebrity guests (Cookie Monster was the best, obviously). You know what I appreciate about Stephen Colbert? Or at the least the version of Colbert that was presented on The Colbert Report, who’s now achieved immortality alongside Santa, Unicorn Lincoln, and Alex Trebek (HAHAHAHA)?

It’s that he was ALWAYS Colbert.

There was no crying. There’s no crying in baseball, and there’s no f-cking crying in satire!

There is, however, a new, exciting question: Who are you now Stephen Colbert? See you in September.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

December 19, 2014 20:15:29 Posted at December 19, 2014 20:15:29
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I’d rather look at this than Kanye’s wife’s (Dlisted)

Brad Pitt was disqualified (Just Jared)

Because you know you were waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch’s opinion on this (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t hate this leather onesie at all (The Superficial)

Is this Cameron Diaz’s engagement ring (OK!)

Olivia Wilde on the beach again (Pop Sugar)

Kanye doesn’t look happy in any of these pictures (Too Fab)

I find these boots way more offensive (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt’s cute gym gear  (Popoholic)

Terrible dress on Chloe Grace Moretz (Go Fug Yourself)

The 2 Best at the PMAs

December 19, 2014 18:54:41 Posted at December 19, 2014 18:54:41
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Like I said earlier in the JLO post, the point of the PEOPLE Magazine Awards is to look at the clothing. And even though JLO trotted it all out last night, from the deep cleave to the crotch draw, two celebrities took the red carpet. With JLO there’s always a hint of the tacky anyway, non? First Nicole Richie in a black jumpsuit with sheer sleeves and leaves delicately weaved on the shoulders. Full Story

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JLO’s crotch patch

December 19, 2014 17:49:34 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:49:34
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Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way text going about this last night because of JLO’s jumpsuit. Full Story

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Tim Burton and the superhero same-old

December 19, 2014 17:42:00 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:42:00
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I can’t believe this is a post about superheroes and I’m the one writing it and not nerd Sarah. But, really, it’s not about superheroes. Tim Burton directed the Michael Keaton Batmans. And in an interview with Yahoo Movies Full Story

Bring the Pitt Porn!

December 19, 2014 17:01:58 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:01:58
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For me, Pitt Porn is the answer to most of it. And it’s been so long since they’ve given us any. It’s always about the kids now. And the directing and the art and the work and the passion projects but the passion that’s the most fun, really, is the Brange sex passion… Is it withheld so that we’re harder up for it when it finally comes? Whatever. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston is everywhere

December 19, 2014 16:07:03 Posted at December 19, 2014 16:07:03
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The PEOPLE Magazine Awards? Right. So, like, the MiniVan Majority Awards? What do you suppose gets exchanged for a PEOPLE Magazine Award? It’s the inaugural year. They just named Jennifer Aniston the Movie Performance of the Year (Actress). This is the first award Aniston has ever received for a film role. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston and a puppy

December 19, 2014 15:08:24 Posted at December 19, 2014 15:08:24
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Not quite the same as Tom Hardy and a puppy…but, again, my flavour is not your flavour. So Happy Christmas, Hiddle-Hards, here’s your man arriving at LAX yesterday wearing what looks to be the same hoodie he was wearing in a video that was circulating the other day of him singing in the studio with a dog on his lap. Full Story