John Mayer: the “thinking man’s fiasco”

March 9, 2015 15:42:18 Posted at March 9, 2015 15:42:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I said it about Justin Timberlake and it applies to John Mayer – a quote by Maya Angelou: “When someone shows you who they are believe them.” How long have we been sh-tting on John Mayer for? A long time. Because he keeps showing us who he is. And still, for whatever reason, maybe it’s the music, I can’t say for sure since I don’t like the music, there’s always been an unwillingness to accept that he won’t change. Full Story

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Skeeve in real life too

March 9, 2015 14:47:46 Posted at March 9, 2015 14:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Theirs is known as one of the most solid show business marriages. Both of them are talented. Both of them work steadily. Both are well-respected. Both can be rather high-brow though they’ve tried at blockbusters and secretly aspire to big movie status without the big movie star lifestyle though, seeing as they do try to live under the radar. Full Story

Twists

March 9, 2015 14:40:59 Posted at March 9, 2015 14:40:59
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Girls Season 4 Episode 8 recap I read something recently that said Lena Dunham hopes to leave the characters in Girls ‘better than we found them’, like a campsite. It’s not so unusual a concept, but on a show like this, that seems to revel in the continual return of the characters to their most ridiculous selves, it’s surprising. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 5.13: “The longer they’re out there”

March 9, 2015 14:13:40 Posted at March 9, 2015 14:13:40
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The Walking Dead Season 5, Episode 13 recap.  Last week I mentioned that it seems like Rick & Co. are becoming the villains of the show, and Dustin Rowles over at Pajiba posited that they might actually be the “wolves” hinted at throughout the season. Full Story

March 9, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 9, 2015 13:55:51 Posted at March 9, 2015 13:55:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“To our resident ravishing redhead, Alex. It couldn't be more perfect that you share your birthday with International Women's Day, since you're so awesome, you could have been created by Joss Whedon! While this past year saw a lot of great things come your way, including a new job, seeing Tori in concert and getting to meet more of your gossipy friends in person, we hope that the year ahead is even better for you. Full Story

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Friday, March 6, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Thor is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Have you seen the promos? The star of the promos is Leslie Jones and it’s her first time.

“Whatever, baby, just stay pretty.”

I love her. Please write lots of sketches for them together. I’d rather see that than watch him take his shirt off although I know that’s not a popular sentiment. He still doesn’t do it for me. That said, I know I’ve lost all credibility in your eyes now because I told you that I was feeling Justin Bieber on the cover of Men’s Health.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

March 6, 2015 20:25:45 Posted at March 6, 2015 20:25:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Beyonce’s workout pants and more in LifeStyle

NPH doesn’t want a redo (Dlisted

The woman who had Chris Brown’s baby was married when she had his baby (The Superficial

Paula Patton: infinitely more likeable now (Just Jared

Tom Hiddleston tries to break the internet (Cele|bitchy

I agree with Kristen Stewart: ambition is attractive (Pop Sugar

Chris Hemsworth is not Ryan Gosling (Too Fab

Oh for f-cks sake there’s a rumour about Nicole Kidman and Chiwetel Ejiofor (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Really hope this doesn’t turn into a hoax (Hollywood Tuna

Mood. Fashion is MOOD. (Pink Is The New Blog

LOOOOOOVE this Michelle Williams cover (Go Fug Yourself

Child Stardom from the Sidelines

March 6, 2015 20:06:56 Posted at March 6, 2015 20:06:56
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Child stardom is something we talk about frequently here because it really encapsulates the lure and pitfalls of fame, and every single time a child star goes astray, the narrative is one of shock and dismay. Why? We’ve seen it happen umpteen times! A child is encouraged to “follow their dream” and becomes famous and a cash cow for an entire team, which usually includes parents/managers, lawyers, agents, siblings acting as extras and cousins who work as assistants. Full Story

Taylor’s wake-up eyelashes

March 6, 2015 18:47:16 Posted at March 6, 2015 18:47:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift posted an “I woke up like this” photo on Instagram and, well, how come celebrities always wake up in the best f-cking light? She looks adorable. But her skin also looks really, really even. And part of that, of course, is being 25, but most of it is about lighting. Also, eyelashes. Full Story