August 6, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2015 13:37:03 August 6, 2015 13:37:03

“To the Hens, After over 30 years of friendship, it is always great to get away with the girls for some laughs, drinks, and fun. Looking forward to celebrating our 45th birthdays at Blue Mountain! Love Kim” Attached by request – Charlie Hunnam and Shemar Moore. Also… um… I hear you’ve got a lot of kid company this weekend. Full Story

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Dear Gossips,

The summer of the split continues. This time… Miss Piggy and Kermit. They confirmed yesterday that they are no longer together although they could be if presented with the right offer – probably a movie deal? By the way, because these things matter, it was Piggy who walked: “After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship.  Read Full Intro

Tom, Gisele, and Bridget email each other

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 21:03:38 August 5, 2015 21:03:38
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Tom Brady’s emails are being analysed because of #deflategate. I feel like this might be like a mini version of the Sony hack in that fascinating details will be reported day by day, as reporters go through the documents. Or, maybe, it’ll just be today. Anyway, if you’re a Vancouver Canucks fan, the most interesting emails might be the ones exchanged between Tom and Canucks owner Francesco Aquilini. Full Story

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Charlize & August

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 20:27:07 August 5, 2015 20:27:07
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I saw these new shots of Charlize Theron out in LA yesterday wearing a really, really great top, I want it really, really bad, and realised we haven’t talked yet about the news that she’s adopted a daughter. TMZ had the exclusive a few days ago. Full Story

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The Wiz casts Dorothy

Duana Posted by Duana at August 5, 2015 20:10:40 August 5, 2015 20:10:40

The NBC live musical, a hilarious adventure in livetweeting, has been, you know, roundly mocked for the last two years. Particularly when Allison Williams was cast as Peter Pan in last year’s production, the coughs of nepotism were very, very loud. So they’ve pulled out all the stops to make this December’s production of The Wiz really different. Full Story

Henry Cavill is standing on a couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 19:36:58 August 5, 2015 19:36:58

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. comes out in a couple of weeks. So Henry Cavill is on the cover of UK Men’s Health probably talking about working out; the interview hasn’t been released yet, although I did find one detail that’s supposedly from the magazine: For Superman, Henry has to add a ton of muscles, but he needs to look a lot slimmer to play Solo, and his trainers keep him in check. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 18:58:40 August 5, 2015 18:58:40

Lenny Kravitz genital jewellery impressed even Steven Tyler (Dlisted

Mimi favourite mood: coy (Just Jared

Wait. Are people from this family allowed to stand so close to someone of the opposite sex? (Cele|bitchy

Yeah no, not even Kristen Stewart can make Jesse Eisenberg look less smug (Pop Sugar

Is JLO going to marry Slum Bear? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Washing dishes at a Chinese restaurant is a sh-tty job. But packing takeout, which is what I used to do, is totally a fun job (OK!

Demi Lovato covers Cosmpolitan. I really like her hair (Popoholic

Voldemort could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he just did what she did (College Candy

Shouldn’t we also be asking the men why they continue to work with Woody Allen? (Jezebel
 

Blake & Miranda: his and her cheating rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 16:59:57 August 5, 2015 16:59:57
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IN TOUCH Magazine is reporting that Blake Shelton and Cady Groves hooked up and that’s why he and Miranda Lambert are over. Now Blake is threatening to sue IN TOUCH. According to TMZ, his lawyers have sent the magazine a letter warning that he’ll take them to court if they don’t retract their story. Full Story

Now this is how you tease a movie with Matt Damon & Jessica Chastain

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 5, 2015 15:30:08 August 5, 2015 15:30:08
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Yesterday I expressed annoyance with Zoolander 2 for wasting everyone’s time (and Paramount’s money) with a teaser trailer that was nothing. If you can’t illuminate some aspect of the film itself, don’t bother—wait until you actually have something to say about your movie before opening your digital mouth and demanding our attention. Full Story

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Jennifer Garner: Diary of the Best Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2015 14:59:44 August 5, 2015 14:59:44

The cover of the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine features Jennifer Garner’s “heartbreak” with an inset of a crusty-looking Ben Affleck and the word “nanny” just below his face. How can the MiniVan Majority resist that? While the magazine makes a point of reiterating that Ben has denied the affair with the nanny, Christine Ouzounian, it’s clearly just a formality because they spend the rest of the time talking about how Jen’s trying to cope with the “ultimate betrayal”, going so far as to hint at the fact that poor Jen was thinking of maybe working it out, until they all went on holiday in the Bahamas at the end of the June, where she found out that he was f-cking the governess. Full Story