Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 22:44:59 June 19, 2015 22:44:59

I feel bad for this dude. And these are not my favourite creatures (Dlisted)

Julianna Margulies doesn’t think of herself as famous. Sure. But she doesn’t mind the power, does she? (Just Jared)

Was it the work that caused problems between Charlize Theron and Sean Penn? Or what happened after work? (Cele|bitchy)

Um. I watched this. And I fell over and wanted to do things to myself. So. Just a warning (TooFab)

Jon Stewart’s real talk (The Superficial)

Can’t tell what Miranda Kerr is modelling here (Hollywood Tuna)

Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and their kids (Pop Sugar)

Brian Williams admits he’s a narcissist (Pajiba)

Smutty Social Media June 19, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at June 19, 2015 22:38:42 June 19, 2015 22:38:42

Gwyneth & Chris are back on London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 18:45:08 June 19, 2015 18:45:08
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Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in Hyde Park yesterday. She’s wearing Ray-Bans. She was hanging out in the Ray-Ban area. Chris Martin (not pictured) was there as well to watch The Strokes perform. All musicians are fangirls of Julian Casablancas, aren’t they? If both Gwyneth and Chris are in London, presumably it’s a family trip. Full Story

Mia Wasikowska as Madame Bovary

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 19, 2015 17:46:49 June 19, 2015 17:46:49

Emma Bovary is never anything less than frustrating, so it’s fitting that the latest screen adaptation of Flaubert’s novel, Madame Bovary, should also be frustrating. Directed by Sophie Barthes and co-written by Barthes and Felipe Marino, Madame Bovary is a gorgeous film that is sometimes inspired and sometimes mundane, but is consistently frustrating. Full Story

Miley Cyrus & Stella Maxwell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 17:01:08 June 19, 2015 17:01:08
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The NY Daily News reports exclusively today that Miley Cyrus is dating model Stella Maxwell. Stella is coming up a lot on Miley’s Instagram and according to the NY Daily News, they’ve been together since just after she broke up with Patrick Schwarzenegger. Full Story

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Guy Ritchie and his son, Jeff Spicoli

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 16:02:43 June 19, 2015 16:02:43
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Guy Ritchie stepped out last night in London with Jacqui Ainsley and son Rocco who turns 15 years old later this summer and is clearly looking more and more like Ridgemont High’s Jeff Spicolo, famously played, of course, by his mother’s ex-husband Sean Penn. It started last year when Madonna posted this shot Full Story

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 19, 2015 15:32:51 June 19, 2015 15:32:51
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Spoilers, but also like, the title Like Whiplash before it, one film won both the Audience Award and the US Dramatic Grand Jury Prize at Sundance this year: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. Whiplash went on to bag five Oscar nominations, winning three of them. I don’t know if Dying Girl will have the legs to carry it all the way to Oscar—it’s not as ferocious a movie as Whiplash, and it lacks a fiery, attention-getting performance—but it is certainly a very good movie, and it wouldn’t surprise me to see it pull an Adapted Screenplay nomination, if nothing else, telling the story of awkward high school student Greg’s senior year, in which he befriends a terminally ill classmate, struggles with his future, and falls out with his best friend. Full Story

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The Terminator, the Khaleesi, the Jakey, the Tinie, and the model

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 15:10:08 June 19, 2015 15:10:08
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Cara Delevingne is pretty irresistible. It’s not just that you can’t help but like her, it’s also that you can’t help but go along with whatever it is that she wants to do. And she’s always a good time. This is why so many celebrities end up on her Instagram, being goofs. Full Story

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Sicario looks SICK and YES Emily Blunt

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 19, 2015 14:37:51 June 19, 2015 14:37:51
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Coming out of Cannes, Denis Villeneuve’s latest film, Sicario, received very positive reviews, with many singling out Emily Blunt’s performance as a possible awards contender. Since breaking out with the Oscar-nominated Incendies in 2010, Villeneuve has established himself as a consistently compelling director of thrillers, and many think Sicario could be his first major mainstream hit (Prisoners was a modest success in 2013). Full Story

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Angelina & Pax in Namibia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2015 13:54:16 June 19, 2015 13:54:16

Angelina Jolie and son Pax were in Namibia recently, visiting the N/a’ankuse Foundation which aims to protect wildlife and prevent human-wildlife conflict. The Jolie-Pitt Foundation has supported the N/a’ankuse Foundation for many years. Namibia is special to them because, as you know, Shiloh the Chosen One was born there. Full Story

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I bought Janet Jackson tickets on presale yesterday. Set my alarm for it at 10am to click on the AMEX Front Of The Line link. September 15 in Toronto. During TIFF. I thought that would be my highest Miss Jackson point of the day.

But then I listened to the 43 seconds of new music she posted on Twitter. God her voice sounds so much like Michael’s. At the end of that clip though?

Love…reverberated?

That feels like it’s about to kick in to a funky ass beat, right?

 

Or, you know, it doesn’t have to. Janet’s given us a lot of ballads too. The last time I saw her on tour – and this was a looong time ago – she did a Come Back to Me/Let’s Wait A While/Again medley that I call up on YouTube a couple of times a year.

So yeah, if the new album is ballads, that works for me too.

Here’s Janet at LAX yesterday looking like she’s in tour shape. I just got goosebumps.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey