JLO’s crotch patch

December 19, 2014 17:49:34 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:49:34
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Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way text going about this last night because of JLO’s jumpsuit. Full Story

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Tim Burton and the superhero same-old

December 19, 2014 17:42:00 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:42:00
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I can’t believe this is a post about superheroes and I’m the one writing it and not nerd Sarah. But, really, it’s not about superheroes. Tim Burton directed the Michael Keaton Batmans. And in an interview with Yahoo Movies Full Story

Bring the Pitt Porn!

December 19, 2014 17:01:58 Posted at December 19, 2014 17:01:58
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For me, Pitt Porn is the answer to most of it. And it’s been so long since they’ve given us any. It’s always about the kids now. And the directing and the art and the work and the passion projects but the passion that’s the most fun, really, is the Brange sex passion… Is it withheld so that we’re harder up for it when it finally comes? Whatever. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston is everywhere

December 19, 2014 16:07:03 Posted at December 19, 2014 16:07:03
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The PEOPLE Magazine Awards? Right. So, like, the MiniVan Majority Awards? What do you suppose gets exchanged for a PEOPLE Magazine Award? It’s the inaugural year. They just named Jennifer Aniston the Movie Performance of the Year (Actress). This is the first award Aniston has ever received for a film role. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston and a puppy

December 19, 2014 15:08:24 Posted at December 19, 2014 15:08:24
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Not quite the same as Tom Hardy and a puppy…but, again, my flavour is not your flavour. So Happy Christmas, Hiddle-Hards, here’s your man arriving at LAX yesterday wearing what looks to be the same hoodie he was wearing in a video that was circulating the other day of him singing in the studio with a dog on his lap. Full Story

George Clooney’s unsigned petition

December 19, 2014 14:50:34 Posted at December 19, 2014 14:50:34
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After weeks of Sony Hack drama, intensifying over the last couple of days following Sony’s decision to pull The Interview, we are now hearing directly from George Clooney. The Hollywood Chairman speaks. Clooney makes it clear that Amy Pascal has his support. Specifically, he supported Pascal and Sony’s initial position to not to give in to the hackers’ demands. Full Story

December 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 19, 2014 14:14:43 Posted at December 19, 2014 14:14:43
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Nadine! Merry Christmas! From… Hayley. Because she needed me to “help convince my mom I listen to her”. Apparently you’re not the “candle stick, gardening glove, hey-i-made-you-another-f*cking-craft kinda mom because that would be easy”. Instead, what you wanted for Christmas was a teenager not being self-absorbed for a change. Full Story

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Dear Gossips,

What I really want to do here is to write about Serial. But it’s 9 o’clock in the morning and many of you probably haven’t listened to it yet, the final episode. Fine. Can we talk about how and why there are only 12 episodes? Why not extend it all season like a network television show? Who says Serial has to be cable? Who says Serial has to be HBO? It’s not like we WON’T RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS, GODDAMMIT! If I could figure out how to do that, I would have posted that last sentence in ever increasing font sizes so you could appreciate how I’m gradually getting louder and Louder and LOUDER.  Read Full Intro

Ethan’s award season hair

December 18, 2014 21:12:22 Posted at December 18, 2014 21:12:22
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Oh hey look at that, it’s turned into a Great Expectations day. Ethan Hawke is in London. Here he is at ITV studios earlier and then tonight he was featured at BAFTA A Life In Pictures: Ethan Hawke. This is new hair. Two weeks ago it was longer. So will this be his award season hair? You’ll see a lot of him. Full Story

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Gwyneth didn’t graduate

December 18, 2014 20:37:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 20:37:24
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Jonathan, a long time reader of this site, and co-founder of our Gwyneth Paltrow Love Club (we are the only two members), sent me a note about Gwyneth today. It’s from the new NYT article on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer. Before you read that though, you should read Vanity Fair’s profile Full Story