Why he’s sleeping on the couch

March 2, 2015 16:16:58 Posted at March 2, 2015 16:16:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before it happened, his friends were begging him not to do it. Begging him not to make it permanent. But he was in too deep, and a little wounded too after his most recent professional setback. So it happened. Despite all the warnings, he went ahead and made it official. But the happily ever after wore off really quickly. Full Story

Cecily Strong Is.

March 2, 2015 15:50:44 Posted at March 2, 2015 15:50:44
Duana Posted by Duana

Here are pictures of Cecily Strong in Capitol File magazine, in advance of her hosting the White House Correspondent’s dinner next month. She looks great and talks about how she’s most looking forward to meeting the Obamas, which sounds normal and exciting and good for her.  But it seems like Cold Comfort Farm, a little bit. Full Story

Brange’s New Plan?

March 2, 2015 15:20:24 Posted at March 2, 2015 15:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brad Pitt was at LAX on Saturday. Some say he was heading to France to check in on their property and the wine. Brange has been quiet lately, on the Hollywood front at least. She’s likely in post for By The Sea and he has yet to confirm his next acting role, although it’s been revealed that he’ll be producing a Lewis and Clark series for HBO with Edward Norton and Tom Hanks. Full Story

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The Clooneys in New York

March 2, 2015 15:03:36 Posted at March 2, 2015 15:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Elder Ordonez/ INFphoto.com/ Splash

George Clooney was photographed in NYC this weekend getting to work on Jodie Foster’s Money Monster. The Clooneys, George and Amal, have moved to NYC for the next couple of months to accommodate the shoot schedule. Page Six reports that they were having drinks last week at the Carlyle with another couple. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 5.12: “I was a sheriff”

March 2, 2015 14:42:29 Posted at March 2, 2015 14:42:29
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Courtesy AMC

The Walking Dead Season 5, Episode 12 recap.  Hey remember when Rick was hot? This episode wanted to remind us that Rick is hot. We go inside Alexandria’s walls, where everyone gets to shower, and Rick shaves his mountain man beard. Alexandria—or rather, this one neighborhood that is all that’s left of Alexandria—seems too good to be true. Full Story

Of Course Names Matter

March 2, 2015 14:29:10 Posted at March 2, 2015 14:29:10
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 4 Episode 7 recap Obviously they matter. Of course people need to know what other’s names are, of course you want to know their reactions to them. Hannah dates a guy named Fran.  But I digress. Fran is completely endearing, isn’t he? I have absolutely no idea why his name is Fran, but he keeps the amusing and charming thing going. Full Story

Tatiana’s 3 FLAREs

March 2, 2015 14:13:29 Posted at March 2, 2015 14:13:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Isaiah Trickey/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

New issue of FLARE features Tatiana Maslany on the cover. But because it’s Tatiana and Tatiana has the range, there are actually 3 covers – see attached below. My favourite is #PunkPerfection, that Joan Jett shag looks so good on her. Full Story

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March 2, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 2, 2015 13:52:52 Posted at March 2, 2015 13:52:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Denisa from Sabina who wishes you all the best in Sri Lanka and looks forward to examining your futures together and starting the HP business when you’re back. By request, here are Channing Tatum and Charlie Hunnam’s ass.  Full Story

Friday, February 27, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Oh My God. This dress.

Is BLUE and BLACK.

It actually IS blue and black. Not white and gold, even though Jacek said it was white and gold when I made him look at it last night. Which I DON’T UNDERSTAND. Because, like I said, it IS blue and black!

The people who make the dress confirm it’s blue and black.

 

 

What does this all mean?

Like when I see that Charlie Hunnam is hot, do you see that he’s ugly? Is Marc Anthony not ugly but actually really hot?

Stop scaring me, Internet. I can’t handle this. It’s totally f-cking up my sh-t. And I don’t understand all this science either.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

February 27, 2015 20:32:29 Posted at February 27, 2015 20:32:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha gets asked a LOT to find Taylor Swift’s steeze in LifeStyle

You think Rihanna could make this work? (Dlisted

I’m numb to Chelsea Handler’s breasts. And I think that’s the point? (The Superficial

People are saying Eddie Redmayne looks like Jessica Chastain (Just Jared

Supposedly Natalie Portman didn’t want to hang with Jennifer Aniston (Cele|bitchy

Common’s post-Oscar glow (Pop Sugar

Gisele & Tom wedding photo on their anniversary (Too Fab

Is Selena Gomez going with her Plan B? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I don’t want to play cards with someone who’s touched them with their feet (Hollywood Tuna

Mindy Kaling was really cute during #TheDress drama (Pajiba

What happened to January Jones’s steeze??? (Go Fug Yourself