Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 20:21:39 November 19, 2015 20:21:39

I want these on my front porch (Dlisted

What are these pants on Jennifer Aniston? I’m into them (Just Jared

Those f-cking bangs. See? Don’t you want to walk up to her and push them out of her eyes? (Cele|bitchy

Jennifer Garner looks great in this black dress (TooFab

Ian Somerhalder talks about The Vampire Diaries after Nina Dobrev (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Justin Bieber’s in the car again (Pop Sugar

Krysten Ritter in another great dress (Popoholic

Can Gwen get Blake to stop wearing these shirts? (TMZ

Adam Levine’s baby plans (OK!

Yes, Idris is sexy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 19:05:05 November 19, 2015 19:05:05
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Idris Elba is in New York. Check him out, fine as f-ck, walking around in a red beanie yesterday. Earlier this week, Idris, Abraham Attah, and Cary Fukunaga were promoting Beasts Of No Nation at TimesTalks. Netflix is doing whatever they can to make these nominations happen. What didn’t happen is Idris being named the Sexiest Man Alive. Full Story

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Check out Noted Satirist Jesse Eisenberg in Now You See Me 2

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 19, 2015 18:18:09 November 19, 2015 18:18:09

Yesterday Lainey wrote about Jesse Eisenberg’s, um, satirical take on film critics in The New Yorker. I recognize the type of critic he’s lampooning, so I find it halfway funny, but I also think this is how he sees all film critics, not just that particular type, and it’s a pretty dumb and immature view on a large aspect of his job. Full Story

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The Royal Twins are almost one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 16:31:17 November 19, 2015 16:31:17
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Thierry Orban/ Getty Images

Today is Monaco National day. In celebration, Prince Albert and Charlene of Serenity brought the twins out on the palace balcony to wave at their public. As you can see, one of the babies has a soother. That’s not remarkable. What’s notable to me about this is that the child is allowed to be photographed with a soother. Full Story

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Just start calling these “Jennifer Lawrence Roundtables”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 19, 2015 16:00:34 November 19, 2015 16:00:34

After dominating the conversation during the Hollywood Reporter studio execs roundtable, Jennifer Lawrence is herself sitting in on the actresses roundtable where her wage gap essay is once again a topic of conversation. The Hollywood Reporter released their actresses roundtable yesterday and Lawrence is joined by Cate Blanchett, Brie Larson, Jane Fonda, Carey Mulligan, Charlotte Rampling, Helen Mirren, and Kate Winslet. Full Story

Tom Brady: Man of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 15:22:12 November 19, 2015 15:22:12

GQ has released its list of Men of the Year with several different covers featuring President Barack Obama and also Tom Brady. Brady won a Super Bowl this year. He was also accused of messing around with his footballs. He was suspended. He appealed. He was cleared to play. And he was implicated in a Hollywood cheating scandal because of this: Ben Affleck flew his nanny to Vegas — while unsuspecting Jen stayed home with the kids http://t.co/kio6ewydmT Full Story

November 19, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 14:57:34 November 19, 2015 14:57:34

Andrea! You are LOVED! There were three separate shout-out requests that came in for you from Ginny and Gus, Lori, and Anne. So here’s a very loud, in unison… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Also, all of them mentioned Jared Grey? Um, you are welcome for that. Because I’m totally taking credit. Full Story

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you noticed how often Charlie Sheen publicly accuses women of lying? He’s accused Denise Richards of lying. He’s accused Brooke Mueller of lying. He’s accused several ex-girlfriends of lying. And now he’s accusing one of his former “goddesses” Bree Olson of lying.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s office space

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2015 22:23:31 November 18, 2015 22:23:31

Occasionally there will be someone who emails me all huffy about my posts on Mimi, accusing me of exaggerating the Mimi. There is no exaggeration. This is a woman who travels exclusively by Rolls Royce, wheelchair, cherry picker, or the arms of her bodyguard. This is a woman who will downside the physical effort of existing whenever possible. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, November 18, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at November 18, 2015 22:11:26 November 18, 2015 22:11:26

When you were a kid, did your parents ever threaten to put coal in your stocking? This is the adult equivalent of coal. Be good or I’ll put a Rita Ora calendar in your stocking.   'My official 2016 Calendar is on sale or buy on line at www.danilo.com OHHHH YEAH! Best Xmas Present ever! Exclusive photos never been seen before!! Booooyyyaaaaa 💁🏼💅🏻🍾🍾🤑🍷🤗❤️ Full Story