Smutty Social Media, February 5, 2018

Maria Posted by Maria at February 5, 2018 19:52:14 February 5, 2018 19:52:14

Tiffany Haddish should star in a movie about Cardi B’s first bikini wax.  I’m bout to wax my vagina and I’m soo fuckin scared 😰 — iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 20, 2018 Anyways i was only able to wax one side of my coochie cause i couldn’t handle the pain 😪My pussy looks so crazy right now ! 😩😩and im in sooo much pain Hoe😩 — iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 21, 2018 Full Story

Come for the Lando, Stay for the Lando

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 5, 2018 18:21:18 February 5, 2018 18:21:18

After teasing it during the Super Bowl, the full first trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story—I hate these subtitles and wish they would just let the anthology titles stand on their own—has finally been released this morning on Good Morning America. Like Rogue One, this is a Frankenstein movie, with half of it being reshot under the guidance of another director, although unlike Rogue One the studio-director relationship was so contentious that original helmers Phil Lord and Chris Miller were sacked Full Story

Bradley Cooper: a Tiger for the Eagles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2018 17:58:58 February 5, 2018 17:58:58
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A lot of people last night were mentioning (or at least alluding to) Silver Linings Playbook because of Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper was at the Super Bowl cheering on his home team the Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles were also part of the story in Silver Linings Playbook. There was a tailgaiting scene. Full Story

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Pink’s Flu Game 

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at February 5, 2018 15:23:55 February 5, 2018 15:23:55
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In 1997, Michael Jordan (the OG one, not Bae) played in Game 5 of the NBA finals with the flu. It’s one of the most iconic games in NBA history. Jordan was so sick and physically drained, Scottie Pippen literally had to hold him up. The moment has become so legendary that in every NBA finals, highlights from Jordan’s flu game are replayed on loop, with announcers using words like “clutch,” “relentless” and “heroic” to describe his performance. Full Story

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Uma Thurman’s Story

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 5, 2018 14:21:55 February 5, 2018 14:21:55
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We knew she had one. Since the red carpet interview where she said, “I’ve been waiting to feel less angry. And when I’m ready, I’ll say what I have to say.” Then came her Thanksgiving Instagram Full Story

Friday, February 2, 2018

Dear Gossips,

I read an article yesterday at The Hollywood Reporter about the Chinese New Year box office. Chinese New Year is getting its own box office analysis now?! That’s because, according to THR: In February 2016, China set a new record for the biggest box-office week ever for a single market, totaling $548 million in ticket sales over seven days.  Read Full Intro

What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2018 21:10:51 February 2, 2018 21:10:51

OMG Elon Musk and Amber Heard totally ARE like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Only, right now, Selena and Justin might actually be more stable than they are. Elon told Rolling Stone that he missed Amber when they were apart. Then they weren’t apart anymore. But now… they’re apart again Full Story