Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Dear Gossips,

You want to smell like Johnny Depp?

Dior is launching a new men’s fragrance. It’s just been announced that Johnny will be the face of the campaign, beginning in September. It’s the first time he’s fronted a beauty product. I guess that Pirates money isn’t going to last forever.

I can’t wait to see what these pictures look like. Will he insist on keeping on all the scarves and feathers and rings and rips in his clothes and hat? Or will it be more like the time Brad Pitt tried to sell us some Chanel with an awkward poetry reading? God, remember that? I’m going to make you watch it again:

Still makes me uncomfortable.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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No more Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 20:03:36 June 3, 2015 20:03:36
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We Dem Boyz/ TJDH Imagez/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently bonafided a new swimsuit model, Kelly Rohrbach – click here for a refresher. Which means we don’t have to wonder about what Rihanna was or wasn’t doing with him anymore…and it was probably all bullsh-t anyway. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 18:28:46 June 3, 2015 18:28:46

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH (Dlisted

Jennifer Lawrence in the first photo from Mockingjay 2 (Just Jared

Jon Snow apparently smells (Cele|bitchy

Somehow those Duggars have defenders (The Superficial

I am Cait, the trailer (Too Fab

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling rumours…again (OK!

Another cute Chris Pratt interview (Pop Sugar

I don’t understand what Taylor Swift is doing here (I'm Not Obsessed)

 

Levine-ing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 17:56:05 June 3, 2015 17:56:05
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DFL/ Splash News

A reader called Poppie sent this to me today and I’m grateful that she’s introduced it to me. Because this combines two of my favourite things: ProActiv soda machines and pissing on Adam Levine. There’s a ProActiv soda machine in the mall at Hollywood & Highland where the Oscars happen every year. Full Story

SJP’s wedding shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 16:41:40 June 3, 2015 16:41:40

Sarah Jessica Parker covers the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings. I love this photo. Because I love shoes. And I love shoe boxes. I love the look of stacked shoeboxes. And the green against the pink is so pretty. And I’ve always wanted to pose like this in a full skirt dress, seated, leaning forward. Full Story

Britney Ninja Turtle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 15:52:26 June 3, 2015 15:52:26
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Jose Perez/ Splash News

Oh look. It’s Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 in New York and you’re thinking of Britney Spears. Me, I’m thinking of Michael Bay. And whether or not this is the Michael Bay Women’s Team uniform. After all, this is a Michael Bay production. Would Michael Bay ever allow a female actor in one of his movies to wear drop-crotch pants? A baggy tee? Or even an A-line dress? I’m actually surprised Michael Bay would even cast Megan Fox. Full Story

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Ramsay and his girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 15:14:31 June 3, 2015 15:14:31
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David M. Benett/ Mike Marsland/ Danny Martindale/ Getty Images

Game Of Thrones’s Iwan Rheon was at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night in London with his girlfriend. Some of you have emailed me lately about how hot he is, like it's a new discovery. Um. Excuse me. We already talked about this a few years ago when I was obsessed with Misfits. Full Story

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Jude Law’s new girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 14:45:50 June 3, 2015 14:45:50
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Pacific Coast News

Jude Law stepped out the other day with Dr Phillipa Coan. According to British gossips, she’s 29 years old and a psychologist. Apparently it’s serious and he’s already introduced her to his family. They were first seen together at the Hay Festival last week. Full Story

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Shonda Rhimes Says Yes

Duana Posted by Duana at June 3, 2015 14:24:28 June 3, 2015 14:24:28
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WENN

Lainey once called me contrary. This idea is preposterous, as I am not contrary. (Lainey: you are.) But I will admit that I don’t like to be predictable. If it’s too obvious that I’m going to go a certain way, I like to check myself. So in this situation, knowing as we do that I’m a pretty avowed Shonda Rhimes stan, I wanted to step back before I was excited. Full Story

Ben Affleck on duty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2015 14:08:46 June 3, 2015 14:08:46
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FameFlynet

Caitlyn Jenner’s reveal this week helped a lot of people. Ben Affleck might be one of them. Because he was feeling the heat last week amid all the divorce speculation, even after he and Jennifer Garner were conveniently photographed taking their children out – click here Full Story

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