Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 18:00:29 June 1, 2015 18:00:29

Meet Caitlyn Jenner! Who totally cockblocked Kanye West’s second pregnancy! (Dlisted

Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless (Just Jared

“This Man” apologises for “his day” (Cele|bitchy

So Adam Levine doesn’t put on clothes for music videos anymore? (TooFab

Shia LaBeouf’s TED Talk…? (The Superficial

Christie Brinkley is ageless (Hollywood Tuna

The light is coming from between his legs (Pop Sugar

Jennifer Garner in Montreal (OK!

50 Shades of Repetition

Maria Posted by Maria at June 1, 2015 17:15:16 June 1, 2015 17:15:16

Well, we suspected it was coming, right? EL James has announced a new book, titled Grey, that will cover the same ground as 50 Shades of Grey, but from Christian’s perspective. Hasn’t it all been from Christian’s perspective? It’s not like Ana had a strong POV or was a fully formed character. Full Story

Martin Lawrence gets papped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 16:20:38 June 1, 2015 16:20:38
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Jix Jax Joe/ AKM-GSI/ Splash News

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have been creeped at a restaurant once I think by another patron. And one time she was walking backstage at a Coldplay show and in the background you could see him. But there’s never been a pap shot of them in the same frame with both their faces before. Full Story

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Grumpily Happy for Keke Palmer in Grease

Duana Posted by Duana at June 1, 2015 15:53:45 June 1, 2015 15:53:45
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Paras Griffin/ Getty Images

So Fox is following on the heels of NBC and staging a live musical this winter. Yes, they’re copycats, and yes, it’s going to be worse than the NBC ones. Because they’re staging Grease, the most pandering, obvious, ‘musicals 101’ of shows ever. It’s the one you got bored of by the time you were in third grade. Full Story

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1D-5H

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 15:32:31 June 1, 2015 15:32:31
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When I checked Twitter this morning, “Louis & Lauren” was a worldwide trending topic. One Direction and something is always a worldwide trending topic. At least one, sometimes two. Right now they’re trying to start a rumour that Zayn is rejoining the band. This is not happening. Full Story

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Update: Chris Pratt is still pretty great

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 1, 2015 15:05:36 June 1, 2015 15:05:36
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WENN

The Jurassic World press tour is fully engaged in advance of the movie's open this weekend, which means that Chris Pratt, the Internet's new boyfriend, is out and about, doing his duty as the face of this would-be franchise. So far, he's doing a better job than the Internet's other boyfriend named Chris, Chris Evans, just by keeping a lid on the pep while on the job. Full Story

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Chris Hemsworth with a baby and a prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 14:25:11 June 1, 2015 14:25:11
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David M. Benett/ Max Mumby/ Indigo/ Getty Images

Chris Hemsworth is the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. As you know, not really my jam. But I’m told I’m in the minority because he’s really tall, handsome, blonde, fit, and has an accent. OK. Also he’s holding a baby here. So, you know, even though he’s not for me, I do understand that part of my job is to contribute to your spank bank. Full Story

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Cookie is the Critics’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 13:49:44 June 1, 2015 13:49:44
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Taraji P Henson was named Best Actress in a Drama Series last night at the Critics’ Choice TV Awards. As you know, Empire was arguably the most successful series premiere of the season. And the critics have been quick to honour new talent and creativity – they were the first (and few) to recognise Tatiana  Maslany’s work in Orphan Black. Full Story

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Hot Harry in a hoodie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 13:21:28 June 1, 2015 13:21:28
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Prince Harry and Prince William (am I allowed to put Harry before his brother?) played in the Audi Polo Challenge yesterday in Ascot wearing the sh-t out of their white pants. Look at that string around his neck while he’s checking his phone. God, he’s such a 2006 frat bro sometimes, it kills me. Full Story

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Game of Thrones 5.8: "I'm going to break the wheel"

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 1, 2015 12:53:28 June 1, 2015 12:53:28

Game of Thrones season 5, episode 8 recap Hands down this is Jon Snow's best episode to date. The battle at Castle Black last year was good, but this episode features one of the best battle sequences in the entire series (so far). I'd put the White Walkers’ attack on Hardhome right next to the Battle of the Blackwater. Full Story

June 1, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 12:44:32 June 1, 2015 12:44:32

"To our resident superhero, Gail, on her birthday. And though you'll probably immediately reject that description of yourself, imagine you're hearing it applied to someone else. Someone who leaps into pools to save a child without hesitation. Someone who builds a business dedicated to making animals' lives better, and spends her days trekking through the woods with them, and all of her spare time raising equally brave kids (and one occasionally disgruntled dog). Full Story