Thursday, March 3, 2016

Dear Gossips,

You know that TMZ piece a few weeks ago in The New Yorker? Click here for a refresher. It was kinda underwhelming in a way because we’d been waiting so long for it and, well, if you live on the internet, it probably wasn’t new for you that celebrities call the paps and work on their own leaks.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2016 21:22:47 March 3, 2016 21:22:47

How many lawyers did it take to negotiate this prenup? (Dlisted

Is Ben Affleck describing himself? (Just Jared

Why is it that only women cry on David O Russell sets? How does he speak to Bradley Cooper? (Cele|bitchy

Horses are really expensive to maintain. I guess that’s not a problem for them. But still. (TooFab

This is so twee I almost believe it (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I feel like mentioning your own “accomplishment” at someone else’s wedding is… well… it’s Taylor Swift (Pop Sugar

Good boots on Amanda Seyfried (Popoholic

Did Reese rip off a design? (TMZ

This made me want to watch all these movies…tonight! (Pajiba)
 

Brangeless Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2016 20:16:10 March 3, 2016 20:16:10
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FameFlynet, Sharky/ Splash News

Some people were wondering whether or not Brad Pitt would be at the Oscars since he’s a producer on The Big Short. It was a Brangeless Oscars. And many of you have written to say that this year’s Oscars were short on big glamour, big excitement. Did that have anything to do with it? Would it have made a difference if they were there? Oh please, come on. Full Story

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I’m With The Band

Maria Posted by Maria at March 3, 2016 18:13:45 March 3, 2016 18:13:45
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Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

Out of all of the excellent coverage Duana and Lainey put together for the Oscars – the dozens of posts and thousands of words – one really stuck out for me: Duana mentioned Dave Grohl! She gave him runner-up status for Mr. Congeniality (top spot went to Common, so I’m not mad). Full Story

Who you gonna call? NuGhostbusters!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2016 17:05:23 March 3, 2016 17:05:23

After what feels like a long wait—but really, they’re right on schedule, it’s just that we’re paying SO MUCH attention to this movie—the first trailer for the all-lady Ghostbusters is here, and it’s pretty great. Just watched the trailer for Bridesmaidsbusters. Full Story

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Hugh Jackman in Eddie the Eagle

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2016 15:40:41 March 3, 2016 15:40:41
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Rob Kim/ Gary Gershoff/ D Dipasupil/ Laura Cavanaugh/ Getty Images

The second of three Olympic-themed movies coming down the pipe—sandwiched in between Race and The Bronze—Eddie the Eagle is a charming crowd-pleaser about a perpetual loser who games the system to become an Olympian. It’s too loosey-goosey with the facts to count as a real biopic—the film includes integral characters conjured out of thin air—but Eddie the Eagle nails the spirit of the underdog story of Michael “Eddie” Edwards, a British Olympian who participated in the 1988 Olympics. Full Story

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Katy and her “boyfriend” in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2016 15:20:04 March 3, 2016 15:20:04
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BlayzenPhotos/ Splash News, Andrew Renneisen/ Getty Images

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were most recently in Hawaii. Last night she performed at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. Question: does Katy Perry ever not “theme” dress? After the show, Orlando was seen leaving the venue. So they’re kind of inseparable right now. As I mentioned yesterday, it’s early, and when it’s early the horny dominates everything. Full Story

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