Tom Hardy ain’t got time for primadonna directors

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 24, 2015 18:59:26 September 24, 2015 18:59:26
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Tom Hardy gave an interview, via Skype, to Vulture and in it he sh*ts all over the idea of directors and basically says they contribute nothing to film. I laughed for a solid five minutes, because cinema is a culture that worships directors and also because Tom Hardy basically just declared to all future employers that he doesn’t really respect what they do. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 18:29:34 September 24, 2015 18:29:34

OK now I’m crying again (Dlisted)

Blair Waldorf has a child! (Just Jared

Robert Pattinson talks about his Twi-Hard torture (Cele|bitchy

Jon Stewart is feeling Drake (Pop Sugar)

Game Of Thrones spoilers! (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Amber Heard wants Johnny Depp’s baby? (OK!

Annie looks great in this sheer dress (Popoholic

Annie loves Mimi (College Candy

This might make you cry too (Romance Beat

Justin talks about his wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 17:54:54 September 24, 2015 17:54:54
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Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston got married last month. Guess what? He’s doing press now for season 2 of The Leftovers, premiering on HBO and HBO Canada on October 4. Convenient! As expected, he’s being asked about the wedding and the honeymoon and their friends joining them in Bora Bora. Full Story

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Scarjo’s jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 17:12:10 September 24, 2015 17:12:10
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I saw these new photos of Scarlett Johansson. I wanted to post them and just talk about the jeans. But that would take up all of three lines. And she’s been kinda quiet so I don’t really have any work news to write about. I guess I could google her and find some throwaway story to refer to, like how Wesley Snipes namechecked her in an interview Full Story

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Hero Boy, Girl, Cool Girl, and Littlefinger

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 24, 2015 16:49:58 September 24, 2015 16:49:58
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Once again, I went into the second entry in a YA dystopia franchise totally blind—I have not read the Maze Runner books nor have I seen the first Maze Runner movie. Like Divergent: Insurgent, this is an exercise in “Can Sarah figure out what is going on without any context?” Because all YA dystopias are the exact same mashup of Lord of the Flies, The Lottery, and Battle Royale, the answer is yes—yes I can. Full Story

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It should be DDL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 16:15:21 September 24, 2015 16:15:21
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Something to cleanse your palate after I made you look at those photos of Johnny Depp. Check out Daniel Day-Lewis in New York this week. It’s been a quite few years for DDL since he won the Oscar for Lincoln. In fact, he actually hasn’t committed to anything since Lincoln, perhaps taking some time off so that Rebecca Miller, his wife, could work on her new film, Maggie’s Plan, which screened at TIFF – click here Full Story

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Johnny in Rio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 15:27:31 September 24, 2015 15:27:31
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It’s that time again. Our weekly appointment with embarrassment for Johnny Depp. Johnny is in Rio to perform at the Rock In Rio Rock City show tonight with Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Duff McKagan, and Bruce Witkin. They call themselves The Hollywood Vampires. Um, ok, DAD. But also, The Hollywood Vampires, it’s so fitting, isn’t it? Fitting of the kind of “desperate to stay cool” that Johnny Depp reeks of these days? I mean… look at him. Full Story

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The Perfect Guy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 24, 2015 15:05:46 September 24, 2015 15:05:46
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There is nothing in The Perfect Guy as mind-blowingly ludicrous as a teenager handing his older lover a first edition copy of The Iliad, but oh, how I wish there was. The Perfect Guy is a “romantic” thriller so devoid of romance—or passion, or any emotion, really—that it desperately needs something as balls-out crazy as that Iliad scene from The Boy Next Door. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s food truck…and fashion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 14:02:10 September 24, 2015 14:02:10

Have you seen this yet? Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Conde Nast Traveler. Conde Nast Traveler isn’t the kind of magazine you find at the dentist’s office. Unless, of course, your dentist is in the Hamptons. If that’s the case, hi and thank you for reading my blog, can we do a gossip party there next August? Anyway, the article is all about Goop, the business, and why it works. Full Story

September 24, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 13:41:57 September 24, 2015 13:41:57

Robin! Congratulations on Room and the People’s Choice Award! Shelley wants you to know that you’re amazing and that the Oscars are coming. Brie Larson for sure as a nominee for Best Actress, right?  Full Story