Michael B Jordan’s first MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 06:16:03 May 5, 2015 06:16:03
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Well done. Michael B Jordan is the male counterpart to Courtney Easton. They’re both in Dolce&Gabbana. And it’s the fabric that sets this apart from just a regular tuxedo. It’s luxurious. It’s old and modern at the same time. It has to be worn with confidence. And this guy…clearly… as we’ve seen on several occasions lately, he has the flash. Full Story

Eddie Redmayne & Hannah Bagshawe: MET Gala black & white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 06:03:03 May 5, 2015 06:03:03
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Julia Roberts. That’s who popped into my mind when Eddie Redmayne and Hannah Bagshawe arrived at the MET Gala. Julia Roberts at the Oscars. Winning at the Oscars in vintage Valentino. I just feel like annoying you so I’ll post this to get you going:  Full Story

Courtney Eaton: MET Virgin Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:50:23 May 5, 2015 05:50:23
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Well it’s gold. But it’s definitely not Chinese. Still… I appreciate the drama of this look (while you’re still wondering who she is. Answer: actress, Mad Max: Fury Road). It’s Dolce&Gabbana and it reminds me of their Fall 2012 collection which Stefano described as “something between princesses and virgins”. Full Story

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Katie Holmes at the MET: Return of the Bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:31:54 May 5, 2015 05:31:54
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Almost anything would have been an improvement on last year. The WTF yellow Marchesa. What? You forgot? How? Here. For 2015, Katie Holmes wore Zac Posen. And it’s fine. Full Story

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Fan Bingbing: Best MET Cape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:13:54 May 5, 2015 05:13:54
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Kate Hudson’s gold dress was worn like a dishrag. And then there’s a gold dress the way Fan Bingbing wears a gold dress. By covering it with a cape. I wish I could show you more photos of her but photographers at these events tend to ignore international stars. But you really don’t need a lot of angles to appreciate that Bingbing understands that the MET Gala is about theatre. Full Story

Kate Hudson: Worst Gold at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:01:25 May 5, 2015 05:01:25
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As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well… Kate Hudson in Michael Kors was a mess. The problem is the hair. Full Story

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Gabrielle Union & Dwyane Wade: MET Military

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 04:44:53 May 5, 2015 04:44:53
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I love what’s happening underneath Dwyane Wade’s jacket. And I apologise in advance for mixing up my references but it reminds me of an old European army uniform; it reminds me of Les Miserables. Exciting, right? Because men’s fashion doesn’t often surprise you. This is flair. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig: MET Yellow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 04:32:25 May 5, 2015 04:32:25
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Please note that yellow is not gold. On this night, it doesn’t substitute for gold. Here’s what Duana texted me about Kristen Wiig’s dress: Also f-ck off, Kristen Wiig. Stop it now. And my response: That yellow made me ANGRY. Angry because … Prabal Gurung isn’t usually this unremarkable. Full Story

Carina Lau: Best MET 50

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 04:26:30 May 5, 2015 04:26:30
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I’ve seen Carina Lau in way more over the top dresses. But you can’t do a one-armed cape and get too crazy everywhere else. Carina turns 50 at the end of this year. 50! With a (Molly Shannon) kick! Like I always say, the doctors over in Asia know what they’re doing, man, because she’s not the only one. Full Story

Derek & Hannah: MET Substitute for Tom & Gisele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 04:16:40 May 5, 2015 04:16:40
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I’m still not over the fact that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen weren’t there. Instead we got Derek Jeter and Hannah Davis. OK. I can work with this. Because… I can’t remember the last time Derek Jeter walked a red carpet with a girlfriend. And he never, ever walked the MET Gala with Minka Kelly. Full Story