Monday, April 6, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Whether it was deliberate or by accident, my favourite detail about the Saturday Night Live Neurotology video this weekend was that in 1990, Nicole Kidman is what Kate McKinnon looked like in the sketch. It’s all in the hair.  Read Full Intro

Annie vs Emily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 21:23:44 April 6, 2015 21:23:44
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Is it surprising you that Lip Sync Battle is attracting some big name guests? Probably not. It’s only 10 episodes and it’s produced by Jimmy Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant. So, basically, they’re just calling up all their friends. Krasinki and Merchant apparently invented the game. Full Story

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Leo’s new rookie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 20:03:26 April 6, 2015 20:03:26

Is that redundant? “New” and “rookie”? Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio has a new hookup. Surprise! She’s a model! Surprise! As of October 2014 she was 24 years old …which… That’s cutting it close. Full Story

Mimi’s amicable Easter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 19:46:02 April 6, 2015 19:46:02

There have been all kinds of reports that Mimi and Nick Cannon are getting ugly with each other about money and their divorce. I posted about it last week – some sketchy report from the Daily Mail about him writing a book exposing her crazy. Click here Full Story

Furious 7’s first weekend

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 6, 2015 19:34:22 April 6, 2015 19:34:22
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$147 million domestically over the weekend… I want to like Furious 7, I really do, because in theory this is the kind of dumb fun action movie I cut my teeth on. But Furious 7, though wildly successful and spurring the franchise to new heights, actually shows exactly what’s gone wrong in this franchise, and demonstrates how far from its roots it has gotten. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 19:07:10 April 6, 2015 19:07:10

OMG that’s Paul Rudd!??! (Dlisted

Madonna covers Cosmo 50 (Just Jared

One Direction talks about Zayn leaving (Cele|bitchy

In my opinion, the hottest Hemsworth (TooFab

Lindsay Lohan downsized herself (The Superficial

Adrian Brody’s sweater (Hollywood Tuna)  

Ohhhh. So Chris Pine was THAT guy in high school (Pop Sugar

Are Lily Collins’s friends worried that Chris Evans is a player? (OK!

The Clooneys $600 selfie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 18:11:34 April 6, 2015 18:11:34
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Amal and George Clooney will be spending the summer at their home in Lake Como next month and apparently there’s going to be a birthday party and a temporary bylaw has been passed that’s supposed to be to deter paps and gawkers. They’re making it so that if you violate the ban, you could be fined $600. Full Story

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Angelina’s Easter glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 16:26:48 April 6, 2015 16:26:48
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Angelina Jolie was with Zahara and Shiloh on Good Friday shopping for shades in LA. As you can see, as always, the Jolie is tactile with her children. I’m told though that you get it in when you can. Because at a certain age, they don’t want to be near you anymore. And they start telling you that you’re old and not cool. Full Story

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The Royals 1.4: The Queen burns down a distillery

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 6, 2015 16:07:32 April 6, 2015 16:07:32
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The Royals Season 1, Episode 4 recap  Usually I title recaps with a notable line of dialogue from that week’s episode, but The Royals simply doesn’t provide notable dialogue, so for this show, I’m switching to the most absurd thing that happens in the episode. This week, it’s Helena’s revenge on a peasanty whiskey distiller who dares speaks to her in Snide Tones. Full Story

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Justin Theroux’s short sleeves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 15:27:00 April 6, 2015 15:27:00
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Justin Theroux has been in Rome with Ben Stiller working on Zoolander 2. He wrote the screenplay. So if it’s more Tropic Thunder than Rock Of Ages, can we continue to be optimistic? Anyway… Arms, right? All you’re seeing here is arms. This is helped by the fact that his arms are being shown off by short sleeves. Full Story

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