His biggest problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2015 14:08:59 July 7, 2015 14:08:59

There were a lot of women. Oklahoma was a few years ago. But Oklahoma was certainly not the one who was the most recent, although the most recent, professional turned personal, that I know of at least, is also not that recognisable, for now. She’s waiting for her moment. Still, these affairs were not the biggest problem. Full Story

Monday, July 6, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that Hello Kitty lives just outside of London and has a twin sister called Mimmy? She also bakes and collects goldfish. No? No idea. Me neither. But now I do because Hello Kitty is becoming a movie.

And it’s not like I never went through a Hello Kitty phase. Every summer, I’d go back to Hong Kong to stay with my ma. Every year I’d come back to school with Hello Kitty gear – pencil cases, erasers, notebooks, lunchboxes. But that’s it. I’d never write in my Hello Kitty binder and wonder about Hello Kitty’s personality. Didn’t give a sh-t about her life. Hello Kitty has a life?!? Hello Kitty has to matter to me beyond the fact that Mimi dedicated an entire room to her in her apartment?

Hello Kitty, the movie, is planned for release in 2019.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Swift Squad Social Media

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 19:10:26 July 6, 2015 19:10:26

As you’ve probably seen by now, Taylor Swift and her collection of friends showed us all what it was like to party at her place on the Fourth of July. F-ck. I would have wanted to go down that water slide. IN SOMEONE’S BACKYARD. It’s been a long time since I played in a personal pool, like a pool in someone’s home, not a hotel, not a resort. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 17:43:05 July 6, 2015 17:43:05

I thought this was a rerun (Dlisted

Kristen Stewart and Riley Keough in Paris for fashion week (Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan didn’t want that Burger King money (Cele|bitchy

Britney and her twins – at this point they’re twins to me – recreate her album cover (TooFab

I actually want to try this, like exactly how she’s doing it (The Superficial

Really not into Tom Sturridge’s chest hair. Why did the internet have to do this to me? (Hollywood Tuna

SJP covers Cosmopolitan and it’s a TERRIBLE photo (Pop Sugar

Ashlee Simpson is still pregnant (OK!

Big G takes over …as usual

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 16:45:44 July 6, 2015 16:45:44
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Chris Jackson/ WPA Pool/ Max Mumby/ Indigo/ Getty Images

Princess Charlotte was christened yesterday at Sandringham. It’s the first time the Cambridges stepped out in public as a four-piece. Charlotte travelled by pram to church, pushed by her mother, who walked alongside her dad and her brother. Her brother. Big G. Who, as we’ve seen, as we know, has made every single event that’s supposed to be about his sister about himself instead. Full Story

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The unsinkable Martin Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 16:00:48 July 6, 2015 16:00:48
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Last week US Weekly reported that it was over for a second time between Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin – click here for a refresher. He’d been in London for a couple of weeks with Gwyneth Paltrow and the kids. And then off to India for Oxfam with Freida Pinto – click here Full Story

Superman at the Groove Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 15:38:44 July 6, 2015 15:38:44
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WENN

Henry Cavill was in Dublin this weekend attending the Groove Festival. Those are not festival-fitting jeans. Those are not any-fitting jeans. God I’ve never wanted to go shopping with/for a guy so badly. There has to be a pair of pants that works for him. I refuse to believe that this is impossible. Full Story

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner: the first “after” photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2015 14:19:31 July 6, 2015 14:19:31
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GONZALO/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

PEOPLE has the exclusive first photos of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner since they announced their divorce. They were taken in exclusive Baker’s Bay, where, as I reported last week, they were previously on family holiday together in March. Full Story