May 15, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2015 13:42:29 May 15, 2015 13:42:29

It’s PetSmart Charities of Canada’s National Adoption Weekend! Happening at PetSmart stores across the country May 15 – 17. Meet the dogs and cats up for adoption, talk to volunteers about the adoption process, plan for a new member of your family… This is especially important because this time of year marks the start of kitten season, a very busy time of year for animal shelters across the country. Full Story

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Dear Gossips,

If I was in Cannes, one of the films I’d be queuing for this weekend is the Amy Winehouse documentary directed by Asif Kapadia. Have you seen Senna? One of the best sports documentaries of all time. Obviously more enjoyable if you were a fan of Ayrton Senna but still riveting if you’re not. And I feel like it will be the same with Amy.

I was at a barbecue last weekend when Back To Black came on rotation.

And I’m a tiny penny rolling up the walls inside

Duana and I looked at each other and, almost at the same time, sighed, “Oh Amy”.

Oh Amy.

It was announced yesterday that Amy will be released in theatres July 10. The trailer is below.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Colin & Ewan: matching arrivals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 21:18:08 May 14, 2015 21:18:08
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Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor worked together on a Woody Allen film called Cassandra’s Dream a few years ago. Here they are arriving in Nice for the Cannes Film Festival today and they happen to be travelling in the same outfit, just coincidence no conspiracy. Ewan knows Cannes. He was a jury member in 2012. Full Story

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Johnny Depp’s dog violation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 20:26:09 May 14, 2015 20:26:09
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I remember hearing a story last year of a woman who flew to Australia with an orange and it turned into a major drama when she got there. They’re serious over there about contamination and bio-transfers. So if you have pets, and you’re travelling there with them, they have to go into quarantine. Full Story

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Charlize & Sean in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 19:41:56 May 14, 2015 19:41:56
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JOE ALVAREZ/ Wenn, Luca Teuchmann/ Samir Hussein/ Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/ Kristina Nikishina/ Getty Images

Sean Penn joined Charlize Theron at the Palais in Cannes for Mad Max: Fury Road today. Is this supposed to be our substitute for Brange Cannes? Because I reject that. I was however reminded of previous Cannes. There was a year he was there and I was covering it and on the party scene, he was always the last one to go home. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 19:13:06 May 14, 2015 19:13:06

John Travolta’s hair beaver (Dlisted

Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds baby fingers (Just Jared

Did Patrick Dempsey cheat on his wife at work? (Cele|bitchy

Why Paula Patton is pissed again (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jamie Chung's super cute romper (Hollywood Tuna

These boots annoy me (Popoholic

Son tries to find boyfriend for mother – sweet or weird? (Romance Beat

Pink’s pink dress totally failed her  (Go Fug Yourself
 

“What’s done cannot be undone”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 16:51:15 May 14, 2015 16:51:15
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Ahead of its premiere in Cannes, a teaser for Macbeth has been released featuring Michael Fassbender and ending with Marion Cotillard and the line: What’s done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed She only says “to bed” once here in the preview but you’ll recall from English class that it’s almost like a mantra for her at that point. Full Story

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Annie & Bob: The Intern trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 16:11:00 May 14, 2015 16:11:00
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The first trailer for The Intern, starring Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro, written and directed by Nancy Meyers, was released yesterday. And my first impression is that… This movie is manipulative! Anyone who has an aging dad will be manipulated. Because how do you not watch this and not think of your dad? I think of my dad, I worry about my dad. Full Story

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Nostalgia factory to grind up The Craft

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 14, 2015 15:53:38 May 14, 2015 15:53:38

The cocaine fueled Everything Is A Good Idea 1990s era of filmmaking produced some of the most insane garbage in the history of cinema. Every decade has its share of bad movies, except the 1990s. In the 90s, “bad” as a category was replaced with “Jesus Christ, how much blow did you DO?”  Everything that came out in that decade is so goddamn weird that there is a movie for every niche, like The Craft, which fills the Teenage Occult Power Fantasy square on the 1990’s What The F*CK Is This Even? bingo card. Full Story