Film Review: The D Train

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 13, 2015 17:49:00 May 13, 2015 17:49:00
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SPOILERS The D Train is not going to be for everybody. If you don’t like awkward humor, you won’t like this movie as it is so awkward at times it’s difficult to watch without full-body cringing. Jack Black gives a terrific weirdo performance, echoing his FANTASTIC turn as a buttoned-up weirdo in Richard Linklater’s delightful Bernie, but if you don’t like movies starring weirdos, you won’t like this movie. Full Story

Charlize Theron & Tom Hardy in Mad Max: Fury Road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2015 16:53:30 May 13, 2015 16:53:30
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Spoilers ahead… I screened Mad Max: Fury Road a couple of weeks ago in Toronto with just two other people. I can’t wait to see it again in a full theatre. Some movies you want to enjoy by yourself. Others are best experienced in a collective. Not that I didn’t have a great time, not that I wasn’t totally entertained, but Fury Road is a group experience. Full Story

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Once upon a time, in a parallel Gossip Universe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2015 15:13:25 May 13, 2015 15:13:25
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Jury photo call today in Cannes… Sienna Miller and Jake Gyllenhaal. They’re friends, obviously. And just friends, of course. But again, once upon a time in a parallel Gossip Universe, this looks really, really good. Like great. Maybe 5 years ago. This Sienna, as we’ve seen, it’s been a career turnaround. Full Story

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Rihanna & Miley party until dawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2015 14:19:10 May 13, 2015 14:19:10
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Miley Cyrus is scheduled to headline the Adult Swim upfront party tonight in New York. Last night she partied with Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio (not pictured) at Up & Down, Richie Akiva’s club. Paps say they all left separately around 5am. Is this the celebrity best friend combination you’ve been asking the Gossip Genie for? Rihanna + Miley = F-ck Off, Leo. Full Story

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Harry does the Haka

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2015 13:56:09 May 13, 2015 13:56:09
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Prince Harry continues to charm New Zealand. With cupcakes! And haka! Hot Harry performed with the New Zealand Defence Force today and, bless him, he tried. He tried to release. He really did try to exorcise the repressed white guy and unleash the warrior inside. I can’t stop watching this. I can’t stop reading his eyes, the self-consciousness, and the endearing effort he’s making to be one with the team while wondering whether or not, if he contorts his face too expressively, the photos are going to irritate his grandmother. Full Story

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I spend my nights listening to Brandon Flowers, creeping him online. Wait. Can you call it creeping when you don’t bother hiding it? Jacek will come up from the basement, see me on my laptop, and know right away. “Are you perving out on Brandon Flowers again?” YES.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2015 20:11:24 May 12, 2015 20:11:24

This actually looks like a mask (Dlisted

Justin Bieber apparently found people to check him (Just Jared

Beyonce has a baby dragon (Cele|bitchy

Princess Kate’s letter of support (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Megan Fox on the set of Turtles (Hollywood Tuna

Love this outfit on Anne Hathaway (Popoholic

I love the fossil print. But I think the shoes bring this down. (Go Fug Yourself

OMG this cake! (Jezebel

Paris Jackson and her boyfriend (The Hollywood Gossip

Ready for the boat parties?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2015 19:32:57 May 12, 2015 19:32:57
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Sienna Miller, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Julianne Moore are among the long list of celebrities arriving in Nice today ahead of the Cannes Film Festival. Let’s start with Jake, because we were talking about him yesterday and whether or not the photo I linked to was of him having breakfast/lunch with Ruth Wilson or Rachel McAdams – click here Full Story

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Luc Besson returns to weird with Cara Delevingne

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 12, 2015 19:06:01 May 12, 2015 19:06:01
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The Fifth Element is such a great movie. It’s a mess, don’t get me wrong, but it’s so fun in its messiness—I’ll always take a little mess in exchange for ambitious, original ideas. But it was also a huge financial disaster, and director Luc Besson didn’t make another live-action science fiction movie until last year’s Lucy. Full Story

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Empire and its friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2015 17:10:42 May 12, 2015 17:10:42
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Lee Daniels, Taraji P Henson, Gabourey Sidibe, and Jussie Smollett represented Empire yesterday at the FOX Upfronts. And, bonus, Terrence Howard wasn’t there to ruin the pictures. The big question was how many episodes. Empire’s first season had 12 episodes. Next? 18 split in 2 half seasons. Full Story

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