Smutty Social Media Monday, March 30, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at March 30, 2015 20:22:54 March 30, 2015 20:22:54
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Tidal – the Jay Z-backed music streaming service, launches today at 5 p.m. EST with a Carter press conference in New York. The social media takeover is in full swing, with a bright blue avatar popping up all over Instagram and Twitter. And there’s even a musical Justice League video Alicia Keys first posted (it’s spreading fast) – I counted Bey and Kanye (obviously), Chris Martin, Jason Aldean, Daft Punk, Calvin Harris, Madonna, Nicki Minaj, Jack White, with Usher, Alicia, Regine Chassagne and Win Butler (I think?) on webcam. Full Story

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Tom Hardy makes a mug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 19:36:57 March 30, 2015 19:36:57

If you already have a Tom Hardy problem, this isn’t going to help. This will make it much, much worse. Here he is on the cover of UK Esquire. Some dudes, when they do the squinty eye thing, it doesn’t work, not at all. You don’t believe it. Like if there was actually cigarette smoke drifting across their faces, they wouldn’t hot-squint, their eyes would just water and they’d swat it away. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 19:03:06 March 30, 2015 19:03:06

This is so cute it makes me feel like being a nice person (Dlisted

JLO and Slum Bear wide open (Just Jared

This pays off later, Anna Kendrick (Cele|bitchy

Carrie Underwood shows off her baby (TooFab

Britney Spears is going to school (The Superficial

I can’t figure out what this bikini top/bra is doing (Hollywood Tuna

Good pants on Kristen Stewart (Pop Sugar

Bullsh-t. Selena Gomez isn’t getting a butt lift (OK!

Will Ferrell & Kevin Hart Get Hard

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 30, 2015 18:52:04 March 30, 2015 18:52:04
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A controversy about this movie erupted following its premiere at SXSW when a member of the audience at the post-screening Q&A told director Etan Cohen that the movie “seemed racist as f*ck”. In response, the filmmakers said that similar criticisms of the movie are “cheap” and “lazy journalism Full Story

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Henry Cavill for Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 17:48:09 March 30, 2015 17:48:09
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Empire Awards in London yesterday. Christopher Nolan was honoured. Nolan’s the father of the Dark Knights. And produces the new films, Superman and the upcoming Batman vs Superman. So this is like showing up for the company president. On a side note that I just want to throw out there right now – I received an update recently from a Henry Cavill fan. Full Story

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The Royals 1.3: “Fashion week makes everyone crazy”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 30, 2015 17:15:13 March 30, 2015 17:15:13
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The Royals Season 1, Episode 3 recap I do not understand why Princess Eleanor even cares about Jasper evil-butlering her by releasing the tape of their threesome. When we first met her she had a bare-assed upskirt photo on the cover of all the tabloids, last week she was openly smoking a joint at a royal function, and this week she conducts a war with her mother in the papers. Full Story

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(Green) Bitch Better Have My Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 16:20:23 March 30, 2015 16:20:23
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So there’s the Taylor Swift way of doing things, which is to sit in the audience the whole time because they pretty much told her she was going to win everything. With as many friends as possible. And then there’s the Rihanna way of doing things. Which is to not sit in the audience. And show up to perform. Full Story

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Trevor Noah to take over The Daily Show

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 30, 2015 15:48:55 March 30, 2015 15:48:55

In February Jon Stewart announced he will be retiring from The Daily Show later this year, and now it’s become official that his replacement will be South African comedian Trevor Noah. There’s still no date for Stewart’s retirement beyond “later this year”, but when he does go, Noah will take over his chair. Full Story

Katie, Jamie, and Suri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 15:29:26 March 30, 2015 15:29:26
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Katie Holmes took Suri to the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night. And Suri clearly enjoyed it. Arms up in the air, trying to shove air balloons into her clutch…she’s 8 now, and this event hits all the sweet spots for someone her age. It must have been magic. By the way, Jamie Foxx was also at Kids’ Choice on Saturday. Full Story

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007 returns for James Bond: The Winter Soldier

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 30, 2015 14:45:43 March 30, 2015 14:45:43
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The first trailer for Spectre, the next installment in the James Bond franchise, arrived—oddly—on Friday evening, and it’s more of what we’ve come to expect from Daniel Craig’s stint as 007. Which is to say, it’s moody and dark and everything is gray and chilly. Full Story

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Destiny’s Child at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 14:13:46 March 30, 2015 14:13:46
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This didn’t end up being a surprise since Michelle tweeted about it a couple of days before the event. But still. Still. When she, Kelly Rowland, and the Beyonce reunite? It’s still a big deal. The reunion happened Saturday night at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards in Las Vegas where Michelle was nominated in several categories. Full Story