Smutty Tingles

November 11, 2014 20:23:59 Posted at November 11, 2014 20:23:59
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A TV f-ckup, literally! (Dlisted)

Taylor Swift covers Wonderland and it’s a good look (Just Jared)

Selena Gomez’s embellished shoulders (The Superficial)

Anna Kendrick covers Marie Claire (Cele|bitchy)

Ginger Spice is engaged (Too Fab)

Keri Russell in all leather (Hollywood Tuna)

Nick Jonas is all about his crotch right now (Towleroad)

Cheesy Brad Pitt pictures (Pop Sugar)

Gwen Stefani’s amazing jacket (Popoholic)

I love what Sally Draper is wearing here (Go Fug Yourself)

Gwyneth Paltrow Marilyn Monroe

November 11, 2014 18:17:06 Posted at November 11, 2014 18:17:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Marilyn Monroe transformation for Max Factor. And there’s a video I’ve posted below. She’s playing up Old Hollywood. And while G doesn’t have that lust factor that Marilyn owned – who does? – she fits the era. Not everyone can fit this specific era. Full Story

Charlize & Sean are back

November 11, 2014 17:18:21 Posted at November 11, 2014 17:18:21
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And just in time for the season. Oh, the holidays too. Thanksgiving is coming up in America. But for them, for the Hollywood community, the awards circuit has really hit another level over the last few days with more coming up this weekend at the Hollywood Film Awards. Not that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have anything to push right now. Full Story

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Solange is getting married

November 11, 2014 17:08:24 Posted at November 11, 2014 17:08:24
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US Weekly reports exclusively that Solange Knowles will marry her boyfriend Alan Ferguson in New Orleans this weekend. Ferguson is a music director. Solange is, according to the US article, a “DJ”. Would you describe her as a DJ? You wouldn’t. Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s Friday night plans

November 11, 2014 16:15:50 Posted at November 11, 2014 16:15:50
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FKA twigs performed in New York last night. Her boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, was with her, hiding his new haircut underneath a ball cap. The sides appear to be shaved with a clump hanging out the back. Someone needs to knock that hat off his head so we can see. Many of you have remarked how often Pattinson is papped now that he’s with twigs as opposed to his demeanor with respect to the paps when he was with Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Lupita’s responsibilities

November 11, 2014 15:34:04 Posted at November 11, 2014 15:34:04
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Lupita Nyong’o was in New York last night to receive her Glamour Woman of the Year Award. She wore white and gold. She was a goddess. The right kind of goddess – with responsibilities. “I am still a work in progress,” she told the audience. “To be woman is to be human. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston's cock ring

November 11, 2014 15:17:07 Posted at November 11, 2014 15:17:07
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Let's talk about Norbit. Norbit was the Eddie Murphy movie, a terrible movie, that was released around the time Eddie was nominated for an Oscar for Dreamgirls. The Norbit billboard loomed over Hollywood and Highland, then the Kodak Theatre, where the Academy awards the Oscars, in the weeks leading up to the event, during the voting period. Full Story

Johnny & Angelina at the Hollywood Film Awards

November 11, 2014 14:46:38 Posted at November 11, 2014 14:46:38
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The Hollywood Film Awards are happening on Friday and will be broadcast (on CBS) for the first time. More presenters were announced yesterday including two very big names: Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. It will be Jolie’s first move on the award show circuit this season. And it’s time. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s Blank Space

November 11, 2014 14:24:22 Posted at November 11, 2014 14:24:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you, I keep telling you, Taylor Swift’s 1989 is GOOOOOOOD. And it gets better on repeat. That’s all I had on repeat last week on holiday. Like I wrote a couple of weeks ago, Taylor’s still pissed and bitter. But it’s a lot less precious now. A lot less sulky. Full Story

November 11, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 11, 2014 14:10:31 Posted at November 11, 2014 14:10:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie! Happy Birthday from Nathan! He sent me the hottest request – about how you two talk gossip after sex. YESSSSSSS! That’s exactly what I want you to do after you celebrate tonight.  Full Story